FabSwingers.com forum: Songs that make you want to pull your ears off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anytime I hear 'My Heart Will Go On' I want to smash where the sound is coming from with a hammer.

Whats your most loathed tune

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Now that's the funniest forum thread ive seen in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Ed Sheeran

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Anything by Ed Sheeran "

Haven't heard that one but it's probably shite like all his work.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Anything on Kaizer's lyric thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hear hear

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

When "venga boys" come on ,,ahhhhh

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

El chombo - Chacarron

If your brave enough to listen to it through out then fair play to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything on Kaizer's lyric thread "

Even your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That whiney prick Dermot Kennedy or his father Brian Kennedy

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Baby shark

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Billie Eilish ear diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killers - Mr Brightside, it nearly puts me off going to any party, I never understand why it's so popular except maybe you can sing the lyrics no matter how pissed you are

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Anything on Kaizer's lyric thread

Apart from your own?

Fixed that for you

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Daniel O’Donnell, anything he ‘sings’........ Even when he speaks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything on Kaizer's lyric thread

Including from your own?

Fixed that for you cos i am a goddam jinnit that spends far too much time fucking sheep and listening to Shannonside"

Oh yes you did

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Daniel O’Donnell, anything he ‘sings’........ Even when he speaks..

100% I'd rather pull my ears off and eat them rather than listen to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"El chombo - Chacarron

If your brave enough to listen to it through out then fair play to you

Love that tune!!!

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Daniel O’Donnell, anything he ‘sings’........ Even when he speaks..

100% I'd rather pull my ears off and eat them rather than listen to him

Hahaaa there’s plenty I don’t like but I actually cringe when I hear him!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Anything by The Darkness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will survive by Gloria Gaynor I absolutely hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean bandit - rockabye

Painful

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

nearly everything that is called music these days

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"nearly everything that is called music these days "

And I thought it was just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas music

Proud Mary can honestly go roll off the cliff

Shut up and dance... somewhere else

Justin Bieber- yummy - musical equivalent of fab "mmmmmmm"

Sweet home Alabama- usually most popular in sweet home county ballymackrock

(One can tell I worked way too many weddings

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

crowne plaza

"I will survive by Gloria Gaynor I absolutely hate it."

Glad I'm not the only one so...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me"

We've turned into our parents

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents "

nah its just that its all shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents "

I'm no parent but a lot of mainstream music these days is absolute shite, there is still some decent albums though

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents

nah its just that its all shite "

I agree with you

I love the older groups when they gig over here and they sell out a hell of a lot of tickets

Who the hell will people listen to in 20 years from this era.....Adele and Beyonce are the only 2 I can think of

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents

nah its just that its all shite "

I despised most of the electronic music in the 80's and 90's but I appreciate it more now because of the dross that's being pumped out now.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents

nah its just that its all shite

I agree with you

I love the older groups when they gig over here and they sell out a hell of a lot of tickets

Who the hell will people listen to in 20 years from this era.....Adele and Beyonce are the only 2 I can think of "

Thanks for reminding me.

Anything by Adele and Beyonce are up there on the ear pulling list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything country..horrific

Mrs S

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"Anything country..horrific

Mrs S"
lol says the one who's a dolly Parton CD in the car

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nathan Carter

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents

nah its just that its all shite

I agree with you

I love the older groups when they gig over here and they sell out a hell of a lot of tickets

Who the hell will people listen to in 20 years from this era.....Adele and Beyonce are the only 2 I can think of "

our eldest listens to queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh the pukey face emoji!! I love it, tell me how please

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh the pukey face emoji!! I love it, tell me how please

If you reply and quote the post with the emoji (without sending )you'll see what you have to type

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh the pukey face emoji!! I love it, tell me how please

( vom ) without the spaces

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"nearly everything that is called music these days

And I thought it was just me

We've turned into our parents

nah its just that its all shite

I agree with you

I love the older groups when they gig over here and they sell out a hell of a lot of tickets

Who the hell will people listen to in 20 years from this era.....Adele and Beyonce are the only 2 I can think of

our eldest listens to queen "

Your eldest has good taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything country..horrific

Mrs S lol says the one who's a dolly Parton CD in the car

Who doesnt love jolene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That f*ckin embarrassing shite they trott out before Irish rubgy games when they’re playing away from home.

I’m not even gonna lower myself to say it. Utterly pathetic and there’s not a shred of an anthem about it. The definition of muck

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"Anything country..horrific

Mrs S lol says the one who's a dolly Parton CD in the car

Who doesnt love jolene?"
lol think John Wayne tipped her or was it Maureen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dire Straits "Walk of Life" and The Bluebells "Young at Heart" along with pretty much anything by U2 & Sting

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

Ed the pain Sheeran! Every "song" sounds the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dire Straits "Walk of Life" and The Bluebells "Young at Heart" along with pretty much anything by U2 & Sting"

Dire straights- money for nothing

Worth a mention too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed sheeran

Beyonce

Adele

Just stick them on an island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dire Straits "Walk of Life" and The Bluebells "Young at Heart" along with pretty much anything by U2 & Sting

Dire straights- money for nothing

Worth a mention too! "

Ah here! What's wrong with Money for Nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything country..horrific

Mrs S lol says the one who's a dolly Parton CD in the car

Who doesnt love jolene?"

Pretty much every woman called Jolene for one :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mambo No 5..Barbie girl..Im too sexy..i haven't enough ears to pull off

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

"El chombo - Chacarron

If your brave enough to listen to it through out then fair play to you

Love that tune!!!

Are you sure your not from another world

just kidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mambo No 5..Barbie girl..Im too sexy..i haven't enough ears to pull off

absolute ear pain!!

we are making a fair list of what not to play at parties lol

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

"Mambo No 5..Barbie girl..Im too sexy..i haven't enough ears to pull off

absolute ear pain!!

we are making a fair list of what not to play at parties lol

It's because Lou bega didn't mention your name is the reason you don't like it isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much any of that moany whingebag shite that seems popular the past few years.

Also, whenever they cover a popular song, by slowing it right down and singing in a whisper to try and sound "emotional" or powerful. Just makes me think you are hiding the fact that you cant sing and butchered the song.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dire Straits "Walk of Life" and The Bluebells "Young at Heart" along with pretty much anything by U2 & Sting

Dire straights- money for nothing

Worth a mention too!

Ah here! What's wrong with Money for Nothing? "

Have to agree one of my favorite songs to play in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wagon wheel

Anything by U2

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

Anything that my local homesavers plays my god it's so bad I have to play my own music when I'm going around the shop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mambo No 5..Barbie girl..Im too sexy..i haven't enough ears to pull off

Hahaha Mambo no 5 is great for zumba! Love it

There are too many songs I wish to be deaf sometimes

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I know a somg that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves. Get, get, get on your nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a somg that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves. Get, get, get on your nerves

Damn i was just about to go to sleep and now thats in my head get get getting on my nerves - (but also make make making me giggle)

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"I know a somg that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves. Get, get, get on your nerves

Damn i was just about to go to sleep and now thats in my head get get getting on my nerves - (but also make make making me giggle)

If it helps it totally backfired on me and now its stuck in my head as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark

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oh no.. Those two words all already ringing around my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark

oh no.. Those two words all already ringing around my head

Baby shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark

oh no.. Those two words all already ringing around my head

Baby shark

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repeating it doesn't help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to the popular opinion, I actualy like James Blunt

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

crowne plaza

"Contrary to the popular opinion, I actualy like James Blunt"

What a hero! Some tunes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RnB all of it can't stand that shite

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Anytime I hear 'My Heart Will Go On' I want to smash where the sound is coming from with a hammer.

Whats your most loathed tune"

Anything Mariah Carey/Celine Dion/Christina Aguilara -esque I want to pull off my ears so I have something to throw at the radio.. I can’t abide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ed sheeran

Beyonce

Adele

Just stick them on an island.

Adele sounds like she is being sodmised by an articulated lorry.... Repeatedly

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Lykke li - I follow rivers. Most annoying song ever.

Also hate the Ed sheeran / Lewis capaldi whinge brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nathan Carter

Agreed.. and pretty much anything that you can line dance too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any heavy metal big no no it blows the ears off me plus i cannot understand one word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark

Lol i think this is so cute i actually love putting it ok for the child.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Anytime I hear 'My Heart Will Go On' I want to smash where the sound is coming from with a hammer.

Whats your most loathed tune

Anything Mariah Carey/Celine Dion/Christina Aguilara -esque I want to pull off my ears so I have something to throw at the radio.. I can’t abide it. "

Oh I'm with you 100 per cent on these especially mariah Carey her warbling does my head in.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nathan Carter

Agreed.. and pretty much anything that you can line dance too...

You would look good in cowboy boots

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Fucking brown eyed girl by van Morrison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wagon wheel is another I hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any heavy metal big no no it blows the ears off me plus i cannot understand one word. "

You need to listen to Corpsegrinder roar

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Fucking brown eyed girl by van Morrison "

Nah that’s my song

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Wagon wheel is another I hate "

Do wagon wheels even rock? That always confused me. Surely they roll smoothly unless there's a bearing fucked? I'm inclined to think that only a broken wagon wheel could rock so... Ah fuck it, I can't stand that nonsensical piece of ear cancer

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

That Maniac 2000, can't stand it

Mr Gs

(Queue the onslaught)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That Maniac 2000, can't stand it

Mr Gs

(Queue the onslaught)

Blasphemy

what I wouldn’t do to hear that out right now

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"That Maniac 2000, can't stand it

Mr Gs

(Queue the onslaught)

Blasphemy

what I wouldn’t do to hear that out right now

I've actually walked out of our local bar and gone into another for a drink while it was playing leaving mrs Gs behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Maniac 2000, can't stand it

Mr Gs

(Queue the onslaught)

Blasphemy

what I wouldn’t do to hear that out right now

yeah - yeah - funky - yeah

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That Maniac 2000, can't stand it

Mr Gs

(Queue the onslaught)

Blasphemy

what I wouldn’t do to hear that out right now

I've actually walked out of our local bar and gone into another for a drink while it was playing leaving mrs Gs behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Maniac 2000, can't stand it

Mr Gs

(Queue the onslaught)

"
Yes.. When you are sober, but when you have been in the pub all day and it comes on at midnight suddenly you turn into a lunatic .. Arms around everyone

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Wagon wheel is another I hate

And why does he want his Momma to rock him

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Anything by U2. Actually is the Bono prick that I can't stand.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Wagon wheel is another I hate

And why does he want his Momma to rock him

The filthy animal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any form of 'irish' Country music, makes my toes curl and ears bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky girls....cringe

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

You lot are just sharing my Spotify history aren’t you? Who gave you access?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Last gig I was at was UB40 2 years ago. I was never a fan but a friend had a spare ticket. To say it was physically painful would be putting it mildly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disfigured by Cannibal Corpse

Corpsegrinder actually pulls his own ears off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance music. No song in particular but it just makes me grrrrrr

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Dance music. No song in particular but it just makes me grrrrrr"

It's a bit of a misnomer as the last thing you want to do is dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dance music. No song in particular but it just makes me grrrrrr

It's a bit of a misnomer as the last thing you want to do is dance. "

Definitely

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