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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So do you squirt on occasions ? Or every time you have sex ?

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Personally i tend to squirt everytime i have sex

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

For me...It was like a pandoras box....once discovered it cant be stopped!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

I find the technique used for oral will always determine the flow/squirt differential.

Fingers invloved, guaranteed flow if used straight. Curling into G spot more liable to produce a squirt.

Oral sideways across clit can cause either, kinda powderkeg as you never know with that one.

Obviously all ladies are different so, the above is not a map.

Spend time and discover each delight as it reveals itself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when my bladder gets overstimulated. Frankly, people approaching my body with this one goal in mind just annoy me.

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,"

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Met this lady on here she was riding me on top and came across my face and let it go it was a jetwash

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it "

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly everytime, if i don't it definitely means either the meet just isn't working.

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By *alwaylad69Man
over a year ago

Galway mayo

There's nothing more nicer than a women squirting

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

On the rare occasion. It's a side effect, it doesn't say anything about the quality of a meet. Please note obsessive finger fiddling until the woman squirts isn't an achievement and shouldn't be confused with an orgasm.

Anyhow you should check out watersports op.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Only when my bladder gets overstimulated. Frankly, people approaching my body with this one goal in mind just annoy me."

agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more nicer than a women squirting "

Yes it's so hot if i get a good oral to begin with i squirt alot. Alot of guys let on they know how to make a woman squirt but they don't. I do give the benifit of the doubt to be fair but it's so disappointing that guys can't just be honest about it. I end up having to teach guys but that's OK to if they just he honest about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when a lady squirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s especially hot when it happens without trying, i find it a bit cringe setting out to make a woman squirt

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’ve never experienced it (maybe that says more about me than I’d wish )

But happy to receive tuition if the female enjoys it, every day is a learning day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more nicer than a women squirting

Yes it's so hot if i get a good oral to begin with i squirt alot. Alot of guys let on they know how to make a woman squirt but they don't. I do give the benifit of the doubt to be fair but it's so disappointing that guys can't just be honest about it. I end up having to teach guys but that's OK to if they just he honest about it. "

Yup Yup, nothing nicer than a good oral and getting a good soaking after it

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By *alwaylad69Man
over a year ago

Galway mayo


"There's nothing more nicer than a women squirting

Yes it's so hot if i get a good oral to begin with i squirt alot. Alot of guys let on they know how to make a woman squirt but they don't. I do give the benifit of the doubt to be fair but it's so disappointing that guys can't just be honest about it. I end up having to teach guys but that's OK to if they just he honest about it. "

I wouldn't mind making u squirt beautiful body on ya

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

Like someone said it was longer opening pandora's box

Lauren never use to squirt, now even clit play results in squirtage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely soaked the boss at the weekend. He was delighted

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By *alwaylad69Man
over a year ago

Galway mayo


"Absolutely soaked the boss at the weekend. He was delighted "

I bet he was hahah its absolutely unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It makes unreal sex

Iv had a girl last year that every time she came she squirted, used to be soaken after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed "

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never experienced it (maybe that says more about me than I’d wish )

But happy to receive tuition if the female enjoys it, every day is a learning day "

One advise: do not dare to think its something 'must to happen'

Why? I can guarantee you will be angry at yourself she will be disappointed

I had met a lovely girl and she was like Dr Jekyll when Ive mentioned may squirt.

It was not nice and when told her lets start again without a pressure... We both were soaked

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Is it sad that I’ve never squirted... or don’t know if I even can?!! I’d never heard of squirting until about 2 yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me...It was like a pandoras box....once discovered it cant be stopped!"

Likewise

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is it sad that I’ve never squirted... or don’t know if I even can?!! I’d never heard of squirting until about 2 yrs ago "

It was invented by the porn industry as another kink

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Is it sad that I’ve never squirted... or don’t know if I even can?!! I’d never heard of squirting until about 2 yrs ago "

If u get the right guy who knows what hes doing, you will love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So when you squirt ? Is it like orgasm ?

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Is it sad that I’ve never squirted... or don’t know if I even can?!! I’d never heard of squirting until about 2 yrs ago

It was invented by the porn industry as another kink "

Not fully sure about that.

However I do think it's not something to be regarded as a goal either.

Imagine if guys had to spurt some precum for the woman to feel she was doing a good job? And then have an orgasm shortly after? We'd have the same debate over whether it was pee and that the precum doesn't equate to an orgasm, etc. etc.

Just enjoy the sex/wank/whatever and forget about the ball in the back of the net style sex competitiveness perhaps?

Just a thought like

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands


"So when you squirt ? Is it like orgasm ? "

I don't feel it is...more a massive release, I then crave the clitoral orgasm after which can be harder to hit, but when it happens- its leg shaking!!!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot "

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol"

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

Heavy squirter x guilty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I’ve never squirted... or don’t know if I even can?!! I’d never heard of squirting until about 2 yrs ago

It was invented by the porn industry as another kink

Not fully sure about that.

However I do think it's not something to be regarded as a goal either.

Imagine if guys had to spurt some precum for the woman to feel she was doing a good job? And then have an orgasm shortly after? We'd have the same debate over whether it was pee and that the precum doesn't equate to an orgasm, etc. etc.

Just enjoy the sex/wank/whatever and forget about the ball in the back of the net style sex competitiveness perhaps?

Just a thought like "

A very good thought at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more a gush with me.

I find it happens quicker if I'm on my knees.

Roxy

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Some women do and some don't.

Mrs Dirty deffo dose lol .

We have been with a few ladies never have done before we met n played . But some ladies don't either and never have . But some lads think it's their mission to make a woman squirt at all cost .

Just enjoy the ride and make her happy

Mr dirty xx

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"So when you squirt ? Is it like orgasm ? "

No, it definitely isn't. A finger fiddle squirt is just a sudden liquid gush, bit like sitting on one of these toilets with a water jet to clean yourself, just that the water flow is the other way around.

When you're having intercourse and squirting and orgasms happen to happen at the same time, it is an amazing feeling though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me...It was like a pandoras box....once discovered it cant be stopped!

Likewise "

So true. K has to really withhold herself now to stop it and it kind of spoils it for her.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either "

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the last couple of years I have really found them incredible. There’s just so many things about it I love. The build up to it, inducing it, holding and bracing the girl leading up to it. I

I think it’s a huge Intimate moment for any girl to fully let herself go like that. I’ve held two girls In the past crying after the intensity of it ( first timers ) ..... I suppose I’m big on passion and when it’s that level I feed from it ...

Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took me a while to accept it happens but now I love when it does.. everything is so.much.more.intense

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

"

Don't have curtains Mick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have every reason to love it when it happens as is guys love it as much

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"You have every reason to love it when it happens as is guys love it as much "

I dont love it. Its messy and the cleanup after is annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more nicer than a women squirting

Yes it's so hot if i get a good oral to begin with i squirt alot. Alot of guys let on they know how to make a woman squirt but they don't. I do give the benifit of the doubt to be fair but it's so disappointing that guys can't just be honest about it. I end up having to teach guys but that's OK to if they just he honest about it.

I wouldn't mind making u squirt beautiful body on ya "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry about being too wet after squirting/gushing.. General consensus so far has been there's no such thing but I am conscious of lose of feeling or slipping out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loss*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You never should worry about been to wet from squirting as it’s a huge turn on to feel it drip down over my body

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By *r.JizzMan
over a year ago

cork

I love when a woman squirts as I'm in her and it drips all over my balls.

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"You have every reason to love it when it happens as is guys love it as much

I dont love it. Its messy and the cleanup after is annoying. "

The noise of the drip and u dunno exactly where it's coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour used to call me Squirt.

Now I say it to his wife.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"My neighbour used to call me Squirt.

Now I say it to his wife. "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick "

That could be a deal breaker!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker! "

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker!

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good "

Just have one at the ready when I drop by

#venitianblindsareakiller

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker!

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good

Just have one at the ready when I drop by

#venitianblindsareakiller"

I have a spare hand towel you can have

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker!

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good

Just have one at the ready when I drop by

#venitianblindsareakiller

I have a spare hand towel you can have "

Sigh...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker!

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good

Just have one at the ready when I drop by

#venitianblindsareakiller

I have a spare hand towel you can have

Sigh... "

It's a stallion towel

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

A messy handling on the aul Egyptian cotton

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker!

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good

Just have one at the ready when I drop by

#venitianblindsareakiller

I have a spare hand towel you can have

Sigh...

It's a stallion towel "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I've never squirted and not bothered about not doing so. I orgasm that's all I need. And I don't need to change the bedsheets straight after either

You might need to change your curtains if I got near you.

#bestplacetowipeyourknob

Don't have curtains Mick

That could be a deal breaker!

I'll lend ya a towel if you're good

Just have one at the ready when I drop by

#venitianblindsareakiller

I have a spare hand towel you can have

Sigh...

It's a stallion towel "

As it should be!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,"

... knowing that you've just been urinated on?

Each to their own then I guess

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

... knowing that you've just been urinated on?

Each to their own then I guess "

It all depends on who's doing the pissing, I suppose?

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By *thwiltscplCouple
over a year ago

salisbury

It’s a turn off for me if a guy sends a message saying he can make anyone squirt or claims to be experienced in making women squirt.

Not all but most of the guys that go on about it are inexperienced with women and spend to much time watching porn.

Just give us orgasms please lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"It’s a turn off for me if a guy sends a message saying he can make anyone squirt or claims to be experienced in making women squirt.

Not all but most of the guys that go on about it are inexperienced with women and spend to much time watching porn."

Shur they're only pissing on Pornhub as well - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incontinence sheets from medical supplies shops come in very handy just saying! I destroyed the back of a Fab friends jeep. He said he was literally mopping up puddles the next day

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Incontinence sheets from medical supplies shops come in very handy just saying! I destroyed the back of a Fab friends jeep. He said he was literally mopping up puddles the next day "

Leather seats in the car come in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol"

Glad, you are free and back on the "fab market". Ladies will find you sooner than later

Whiskey time tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour used to call me Squirt.

Now I say it to his wife. "

If that’s for the reason I think it is ... high 5 Gary

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol

Glad, you are free and back on the "fab market". Ladies will find you sooner than later

Whiskey time tonight? "

Indeed, things happens for a reason and I’m revisiting here and good to see there are still some great people on the site.

I’m baking tonight for my nieces and then maybe a glass to end the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol

Glad, you are free and back on the "fab market". Ladies will find you sooner than later

Whiskey time tonight?

Indeed, things happens for a reason and I’m revisiting here and good to see there are still some great people on the site.

I’m baking tonight for my nieces and then maybe a glass to end the day "

I will probably join you around 10-10.30 pm.

I had a crazy day.

Baking? Great! Im going to the shop to buy ingredients for a cake.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol

Glad, you are free and back on the "fab market". Ladies will find you sooner than later

Whiskey time tonight?

Indeed, things happens for a reason and I’m revisiting here and good to see there are still some great people on the site.

I’m baking tonight for my nieces and then maybe a glass to end the day

I will probably join you around 10-10.30 pm.

I had a crazy day.

Baking? Great! Im going to the shop to buy ingredients for a cake. "

We could do a Valentines cake and bun give away. You can do the bottom half and I’ll do the top, of the country that is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,

Hope you're first in line with a mop and are the one who volunteers to sleep on the damp patch also. Squirting doesn't end with a squirt ya know... there's aftermath to it

So that’s why my ex always wanted sex on my side if the bed

And thats why she is your ex. I understand you, Sean

No one wants to sleep on a wet spot

The wet spot wasn’t the problem so much as she cheated lol

Glad, you are free and back on the "fab market". Ladies will find you sooner than later

Whiskey time tonight?

Indeed, things happens for a reason and I’m revisiting here and good to see there are still some great people on the site.

I’m baking tonight for my nieces and then maybe a glass to end the day

I will probably join you around 10-10.30 pm.

I had a crazy day.

Baking? Great! Im going to the shop to buy ingredients for a cake.

We could do a Valentines cake and bun give away. You can do the bottom half and I’ll do the top, of the country that is lol"

Hahaha great idea! Let's do it and publish a photo on our profiles!

I wouldnt use food colorant, so my heart will be chocolatey

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By *ashy85Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Incontinence sheets from medical supplies shops come in very handy just saying! I destroyed the back of a Fab friends jeep. He said he was literally mopping up puddles the next day "

So is puddles you're new Nickname?

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over a year ago


"Incontinence sheets from medical supplies shops come in very handy just saying! I destroyed the back of a Fab friends jeep. He said he was literally mopping up puddles the next day

So is puddles you're new Nickname? "

No I'm Splash Mountain

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over a year ago


"There's nothing more nicer than a women squirting

Yes it's so hot if i get a good oral to begin with i squirt alot. Alot of guys let on they know how to make a woman squirt but they don't. I do give the benifit of the doubt to be fair but it's so disappointing that guys can't just be honest about it. I end up having to teach guys but that's OK to if they just he honest about it. "

There is nothing hotter than having a woman squirt on your tongue...... the horniness of knowing you brought it on combined with her juices all over you...... then sharing it with her as you kiss..... delicious

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over a year ago


"I find it a huge turn on been squirted on,"
yes always felt the same, love it ??

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By *uperSizedSweetyWoman
over a year ago

Town

Squirt 90% of the time

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Squirt 90% of the time "

What changes that results in the other 10% is my curiosity.

Not that I find anything wrong with it either, just asking as I'm a nosey sod.

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over a year ago


"Squirt 90% of the time

What changes that results in the other 10% is my curiosity.

Not that I find anything wrong with it either, just asking as I'm a nosey sod."

Sometimes the squirt tank is just empty and you need to refuel

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By *ashy85Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Incontinence sheets from medical supplies shops come in very handy just saying! I destroyed the back of a Fab friends jeep. He said he was literally mopping up puddles the next day

So is puddles you're new Nickname?

No I'm Splash Mountain "

Ok you win that's a way better name hahaha

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over a year ago


"Incontinence sheets from medical supplies shops come in very handy just saying! I destroyed the back of a Fab friends jeep. He said he was literally mopping up puddles the next day

So is puddles you're new Nickname?

No I'm Splash Mountain "

Rosy you are my actual idol..

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You can buy fitted waterproof sheets online that are actually very comfortable to lay on and off quickly and into the washing machine and so on and not that expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been with a girl that dose. But think I would like it lol

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