FabSwingers.com forum: What they really mean

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the "overused phrases" thread, what do verifications really say to you?

(Tongue in cheek for those of an over-sensitive disposition)

"Life and soul of the party" - can't handle their drink

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Say nothing really maybe the fact they are real but you can't take by a verie your gonna like them or have any connection best to find out yourself .

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Their pics don't do them justice.

They were taken 10 years ago

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Can't wait to meet again

Phew not happening think I dodged a bullet there

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Saw them on cam last night"

Pictures show us riding but we pretend like everyone else that says ....you'd want to be stupid to meet during a pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Saw them on cam last night"

Pictures show us riding but we pretend like everyone else that says ....you'd want to be stupid to meet during a pandemic"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Sucks like a Dyson

The pain and swelling might be gone in 3 to 7 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of a weirdo, would definitely avoid" - He's super handsome, I'm just playing hard to get

Right?... Right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson

The pain and swelling might be gone in 3 to 7 days

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Bit of a weirdo, would definitely avoid" - He's super handsome, I'm just playing hard to get

Right?... Right?!

Of course, dear

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Charming... Ugly as fuck

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Charming... Ugly as fuck

Great personality....even uglier than just charming

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Charming... Ugly as fuck

Great personality....even uglier than just charming "

Speaking of charming

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't pass them by.

Take them FFS so I don't have to meet them again!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Made me cum over and over again

Lied before I fell asleep

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Knows his way around a woman's body.

Hands, knees and boomps a daisy.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Mr was cool

he stayed the fuck out of the way

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Made me squirt

Ive a weak bladder

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Charming... Ugly as fuck

Damn! I thought I actually was charming

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Charming... Ugly as fuck

Damn! I thought I actually was charming

Oh you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their pics don't do them justice.

They were taken 10 years ago"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hung like a stallion

I can't see without my glasses

Adventurous

He put it in the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheeky

Saw my boundaries as a challenge

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A gent.

Only says and does what I tell him.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can't say enough about them.

Wtf and lol don't count.

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Don't pass them by.

Take them FFS so I don't have to meet them again! "

How do you know my secret code???

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Kisses left me weak

Mouth like a washing machine on high spin..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have met this lovely pair at many socials

Can't take the hint

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Couldn’t keep my hands off them

As I tried to push them off to get away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their pics don't do them justice.

They were taken 10 years ago"

Hahahha I liked this one. Now I'm gonna have to look at my veries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their pics don't do them justice.

They were taken 10 years ago"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Until the next time

Not a fuckin chance

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Only getting around to writing this now.

Who the fuck are they? Did we really meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dressed to kill

Everyone in the cafe was staring

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Dress to impress

Flip flops joggers and a vest top...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im howling with laughter here. Great thread OP

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bring your A game lads

I wasnt good enough

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A real gentleman

He's a hallion

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Met this person under their old profile.

If only I'd fucking remembered that before now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Superfriendly guy

Thank Christ I met him in a public place

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

This couple were the life and soul of the party

Coked out of their fuckin heads

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Wasn't long until she was soaking.

I was an hour late and she was out in the rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit shy at first - couldn't get it up

Great stamina - then he couldn't cum

Went all night - until I finally got rid of him

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Soon had her moaning

Complained about everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah this thread has cheered me up

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

[Removed by poster at 01/02/21 14:52:44]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had us in stitches with their stories

Dangerous gossips

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Invited me over to his place for dinner and drinks

The back seat of his car for chips and a fanta.....

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Knows what she wants

Fussy bitch and nothing i did was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately time was against us"

Was nothing like the photo's and i couldnt wait to get out of there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Unfortunately time was against us"

Was nothing like the photo's and i couldnt wait to get out of there"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's a feisty little minx

-Psycho

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You know who you are.

I'm glad one of us does cos I haven't a fucking clue

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She was gagging for it.

Kebab stuck in her bake.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Killer smile

His false teeth sat on the locker all night...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What an amazing guy.

He turned up

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Took years before we organised a meet

He wore me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatty.....they couldn't shut the f*uk up!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Took years before we organised a meet

He wore me down "

Guilty

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She was so tight.

Wouldn't pay her half of the hotel.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Even hotter in the flesh.

She had a heat rash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always enjoy his company - nice but no way will I fu*k him

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Amazing hands

He'd peel an orange in his pocket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always enjoy his company - nice but no way will I fu*k him"

This general revelation has wounded me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The most amazing eyes.

One looking at you the other looking for you.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Her touch was electric.

Full of static

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

She's the best lover I've ever had

I lost my virginity

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Had a socially distanced meet with this chap.

In 2018 and the odour was pretty bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lovely man

-Friendzoned

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

He went down on me for hours

He couldn't make me cum once

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Knows how to please a woman.

Put the toilet seat down again.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lovely man

-Friendzoned"

But he's still not seeing my pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He went down on me for hours

He couldn't make me cum once "

He went down on me for hours

At least that's what it seemed like

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Took me to new heights.

Viewpoint carpark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always enjoy his company - nice but no way will I fu*k him

This general revelation has wounded me

Better to know now than later

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

His hands wandered everywhere

He tried to rob my handbag

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Stylish

Really couldn't look them in the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We had a quick kiss

Groper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stylish

Really couldn't look them in the face"

Hey! I thought you meant that

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

kisses left me weak

cant kiss for shit, bit my lip and i bled like feck

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Stylish

Really couldn't look them in the face

Hey! I thought you meant that

My eyes are up here

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Can go for hours"

Never shuts the fook up talking about themselves

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A gentleman never tells.

Her cock was bigger than mine

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Met this absolutely stunning and intelligent lady at a club, had a brief naughty chat but unfortunately didn’t get to play but I did watch her have an incredibly hot and sexy time. Looking forward to meeting again and hopefully getting a little taste

Single man wanker

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Talented

Can parallel park

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Orally gifted

3hrs in A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stylish

Really couldn't look them in the face

Hey! I thought you meant that

My eyes are up here

Didnt think I made it that obvious

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Treat this one well"

..as she cries during sex, is clingy and also inconsolable if you don't text her three times the next day

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Have seen this person on cam and can verify them as real and genuine.

Just glanced in the mirror.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Left my legs like jelly

Had a cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat this one well"

..as she cries during sex, is clingy and also inconsolable if you don't text her three times the next day

Damn right I am

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This one is special

Licks the windows on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good with his hands - the rest was terrible

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Enthusiastic.

Told his mam all about me when she rang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has serious oral skills

I came prematurely

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

We bonded

The bed was wet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Focused

Stared into space all night

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Left me raw

Used her teeth instead of her lips while blowing me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I left her satisfied

I brought out her bins

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Good with his tongue

I made 10 lists while he was giving me oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A true gent - a complete dickhead and can't see why anyone would ride him

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"Following on from the "overused phrases" thread, what do verifications really say to you?

(Tongue in cheek for those of an over-sensitive disposition)

"Life and soul of the party" - can't handle their drink"

It is the polite way of saying look at how many i have fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This couple were the life and soul of the party

Coked out of their fuckin heads "

So true

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Can't wait to meet again..

Hopes to God they meet someone else and stops pestering for another meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to meet again..

Hopes to God they meet someone else and stops pestering for another meet. "

Did I say that about you Bo

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Can't wait to meet again..

Hopes to God they meet someone else and stops pestering for another meet.

Did I say that about you Bo

Nooooo

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hands off biatches he's mine.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

“Gorgeous cock”

The rest of him was dodgy as fuck...

These are brilliant, I’ve roared laughing a few times. Thanks guys... need this badly today!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A bear of a man.

Panda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Gorgeous cock”

The rest of him was dodgy as fuck...

These are brilliant, I’ve roared laughing a few times. Thanks guys... need this badly today!! "

Don't you wish sometimes we had the Gif options here ha ha

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Don't want to verify him want to keep him for myself

Going to stalk ye on the forum page and bitch talk anyone that even comments about him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“This lady has it all”

All of his dignify in her hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep them coming. This is a howl

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Charmer

Good with snakes

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

We really clicked

Joints ain't what they used to be.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The night was magical

They turned up in their Harry Potter costume

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Unfortunately we had to leave too soon

Fucked if we're paying the babysitter extra when the sex is that bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unfortunately we had to leave too soon

Fucked if we're paying the babysitter extra when the sex is that bad "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Worth the trip.

Got some half price tools in Woodies on the way back.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ladies if you're quick you'll beat the queue to get your hands on this fella

He's wanted by the Guards

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Chilled

Frigid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies if you're quick you'll beat the queue to get your hands on this fella

He's wanted by the Guards "

The BogGuard

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

An evening of craziness.

She's certifiable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have been chatting a while

joined last night and have 10 verifications on cam

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Tall dark and handsome

First cousin of frodo the hobbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have been chatting a while

joined last night and have 10 verifications on cam

Ha ha yes

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

He/she will make you think your dreams have come true....

Every single worst nightmare you ever had rolled into one.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ruggedly handsome

Hasn't washed in a month.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Masterful

Joe Pasquale in leather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masterful

Joe Pasquale in leather. "

Only fluffy bit about him is the towel

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Masterful

Joe Pasquale in leather.

Only fluffy bit about him is the towel

Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masterful

Joe Pasquale in leather.

Only fluffy bit about him is the towel

Ooops wrong thread

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cunning linguist

Mouthy fucker

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Oozes class

Squeaky farts

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Said hello briefly in the club to this gorgeous sexy couple

If i was the last man on earth they still wouldn't have sex with me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Made me cum.

Left of my own accord.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Intelligent, classy, real and honest, confident and incredibly sexy with a lot of experience and passion for things

But enough about me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He ripped my knickers off

He doesn't suit lilac anyway.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A real pussycat

Needs her fucking nails cut

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Said a quick hello in the queue for the bathrooms

Fuckin house only had one toilet

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

She has a body straight off Baywatch

Face straight off crimewatch

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Movie star looks

Gollum

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Took control.

Would have changed the channel if she'd asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Movie star looks

Gollum"

Brilliant

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Left me wanting more.

Fell asleep

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Socially distant meet

Wouldn't touch her with someone else's

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The fireworks between us were amazing..

It was actually an SOS flare

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"There's no end to his talents"

There's no beginning either.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It was magical

She disappeared

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Really knows how to deliver.

Postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fireworks between us were amazing..

It was actually an SOS flare "

I've literally chok ed on my coffee reading this one. Brill

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He gave me goosebumps.

Fucking freezing standing outside.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He touched me where I've never been touched before.

Aldi carpark

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I saw one recently that said "fucks like an Olympic champion"

I automatically presumed he comes first every time.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I saw one recently that said "fucks like an Olympic champion"

I automatically presumed he comes first every time.

Gives the pommel horse a new meaning, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat them with respect

Looks like the backside of a bus and might run you over too.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A man of experience

A lot fucking older than his profile claims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He touched me where I've never been touched before.

Aldi carpark"

Love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man of experience

A lot fucking older than his profile claims. "

Oh dear

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