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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Apart from a person

whats the strangest thing you've ever brought home after a night out and next morning you wonder how or why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not strange considering half the country has probably done the same but quite often woke up the next morning with some random purchase from the chipper untouched in my pocket

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Woke up with a traffic cone with a flashing light on it, thought the room was on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barstool

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A barstool"

Most people have a few pint glasses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barstool

Most people have a few pint glasses...."

Pfft, if you're out, you're out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up one morning after a heavy night out with two potted trees placed neatly either side of my bed. No idea where they came from but I was impressed that there was no mess outside or inside the house.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

A table and 4 chairs from my local!! A few of us thought it would be funny (drink can do that to ya sometimes)...then we went to the chipper,got our food and sat outside eating it!! I was morto telling the manager the next night! In fairness to him,he thought it was hilarious!!

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Apart from a person

whats the strangest thing you've ever brought home after a night out and next morning you wonder how or why "

I once many many moons ago awoke and made my way downstairs to find 50 foot of multicoloured bunting. No idea how it got there but there it was. 50 ft of bunting does not seem like much until you see it wrapped up on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shopping trolley from the supermarket.

Apparently when your feet are so sore from your high heels that you can't walk another step and there's not a taxi to be got, your friends have to improvise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fire extinguisher. Nicked it from a hotel in arklow during a wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A give way sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A fire extinguisher. Nicked it from a hotel in arklow during a wedding

Bet you robbed orchards as a kid

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Didn’t quite get him home but Bob Cratchet. Was on a night out in Bob Crathchets and myself and a friend put a jacket on the Bob Cratchet statue in the bar, we link his arms and proceeded to take him home. We actually got out the door and down the steps before they noticed. We abandoned Bob there

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A toilet

Not even a seat...the full toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toilet

Not even a seat...the full toilet

Things got wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fire extinguisher. Nicked it from a hotel in arklow during a wedding

Bet you robbed orchards as a kid "

Nope. Apple trees in my yard so didn't need to. Conkers however were a different story

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A fire extinguisher. Nicked it from a hotel in arklow during a wedding

Bet you robbed orchards as a kid

Nope. Apple trees in my yard so didn't need to. Conkers however were a different story

Master criminal right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone, a wing mirror off a car that was on the ground thought it might fit my own car so I brought it on home in the bus under my axter and a yokie thing for fags butts that does be hanging on the wall of pubs! Absolutely no fecking where that came from though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lidl shopping trolley and jeans , shoes and socks wet up to the knee . And absolutely no fucking idea how or what

. Must have been a great night

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Never happened as I've never been d*unk or hungover but I know people who have found someone else's coat or keys and on one occasion a wheelie bin in his mum's kitchen.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Herpes

But not to worry, you can only catch it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Never happened as I've never been d*unk or hungover but I know people who have found someone else's coat or keys and on one occasion a wheelie bin in his mum's kitchen. "

Sure who doesn't need a spare wheelie bin ...especially at Christmas always comes in handy

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

Thats beautiful in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was out with few friends one night celebrating her new home and on way back to house, the first house in the estate had numerous garden ornaments we proceeded to take two, one a wee bunny and a wee gnome. The next afternoon while we all slowly recovered from our hangovers, the residents of no 1 landed to her house with a bottle of wine to welcome her to the estate. While standing at the door chatting to them we were all in kitchen panicking as we had left the garden ornaments on display at the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

Thats beautiful in fairness "

Cheers

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Fire extinguishers, traffic cones, flashing warning signs, golfing markers, those porcelain cat things from a Chinese, and the very odd looking woman apon occasions.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

A golf cart

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Blow up sheep, handcuffs and a lads boxer's from a stag night in one of the clubs in town

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Blow up sheep, handcuffs and a lads boxer's from a stag night in one of the clubs in town

Eh yeah can I have the sheep back please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

Thats beautiful in fairness "

They weren't gonna fuck the Rabbit BG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came home with a bra in my pocket and she was hot who give it to me that night that were good night years ago

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

Thats beautiful in fairness

They weren't gonna fuck the Rabbit BG

Not till it was dead anyway

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Was out with few friends one night celebrating her new home and on way back to house, the first house in the estate had numerous garden ornaments we proceeded to take two, one a wee bunny and a wee gnome. The next afternoon while we all slowly recovered from our hangovers, the residents of no 1 landed to her house with a bottle of wine to welcome her to the estate. While standing at the door chatting to them we were all in kitchen panicking as we had left the garden ornaments on display at the front door "

Hahahahah!!! I can imagine LOL!

Years ago I woke up with Pronsias deRossa looking at me. I’d brought home an election poster.

I also once walked home with a 7ft long 2x4 - no idea why. I found a video of me carrying it on my phone too... dunno HOW I managed it as I live very close to the city and had to cross two major roads to get home. Bizarre.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Years ago I woke up with Pronsias deRossa looking at me. I’d brought home an election poster.

Could have been a major scandal right there until your second line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not strange considering half the country has probably done the same but quite often woke up the next morning with some random purchase from the chipper untouched in my pocket"

Oh a chippy treat for breakfast, I loved when d*unk me would do that, good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brought a man home once still not over the shock of waking up to find a naked stranger in my bed.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Brought a man home once still not over the shock of waking up to find a naked stranger in my bed.

I'm sure he was delighted

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not strange considering half the country has probably done the same but quite often woke up the next morning with some random purchase from the chipper untouched in my pocket

Oh a chippy treat for breakfast, I loved when d*unk me would do that, good girl "

A mate bought a pizza home to bed while d*unk

Woke up with cold pizza stuck to the side of his head.

His mother cut most of it out and he got his head shaved

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Not strange considering half the country has probably done the same but quite often woke up the next morning with some random purchase from the chipper untouched in my pocket

Oh a chippy treat for breakfast, I loved when d*unk me would do that, good girl

A mate bought a pizza home to bed while d*unk

Woke up with cold pizza stuck to the side of his head.

His mother cut most of it out and he got his head shaved "

What!!!!?? Why didn’t she just wash it out!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up with a 10ft bus stop in my apartment in Belgium...

The funniest thing was about it all, the apartment was on the 3rd floor. It wouldn't fit in the elevator or down the stairwell.

We had to lever it down 3 stories tied onto rope

Also woke up with a cement mixed and a shovel in the Kitchen another night, robbed from the building site next door.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm trying to think of the first person going on the bus the next morning and standing there not knowing what to do as the bus stop was gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

Thats beautiful in fairness

They weren't gonna fuck the Rabbit BG

Not till it was dead anyway "

Lol... no but it did inspire me to buy the vibrating kind

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A real life rabbit. A guy had it and was taking it home to kill and eat it.... give him a few quid for it and had it for 6 years until it died

Thats beautiful in fairness

They weren't gonna fuck the Rabbit BG

Not till it was dead anyway

Lol... no but it did inspire me to buy the vibrating kind

So win win for two rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never drink more than 2 glasses of whiskey when out with girls.

I havent been d*unk but by mistake Ive grabbed somebody's keys, and handbag (in the dark looked very similar to mine

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Going out with my crazy friends is risky sometimes as nobody knows what kind of idea they may have and... They grabbed a few things. Trolleys were always one of them

We are crazy but we have returned them next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up with a traffic cone with a flashing light on it, thought the room was on fire"
this made me lol brilliant

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

A Christmas tree... a 5ft tree complete with lights & a star. Yanked it from the bucket of sand it stood in. I obviously had help as I’m only 4ft10&1/2” & was a skinny size 8!

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I definitely once brought home a hot Scottish guy after a rugby international weekend. I woke up next to a cute enough bloke from Cork. He rented the kilt as his mates told him it would help him pull...

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I definitely once brought home a hot Scottish guy after a rugby international weekend. I woke up next to a cute enough bloke from Cork. He rented the kilt as his mates told him it would help him pull...

Great idea from his mates especially when France were playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The window off the door of a bus we were a bit on the mad side when we were younger

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Great idea from his mates especially when France were playing

Oh GAWD that’s funny cos it’s probably true

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Dying for someone to say “an orchard”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying for someone to say “an orchard”. "
ah now that might be a bit much

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Dying for someone to say “an orchard”. ah now that might be a bit much

Depends if you borrowed it or STOLE it.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Some of the stuff is very impressive in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying for someone to say “an orchard”. ah now that might be a bit much

Depends if you borrowed it or STOLE it. "
if you were d*unk it would be probably a bit of both but it would have been great craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying for someone to say “an orchard”. "

Best one yet!! LMAO...

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

I once woke up with a goose in my bedroom. Was pissed. Stole him from a farm on the way home. Managed to convince me mam that he flew in the window

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

I woke up to an advertising trailer in my front yard with a pic of a girl i was seeing at the time. She was doing a bit of modeling for a local shopping centre. The thinhs you get upto walking home from the pub!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There's a good story that no doubt has been embellished over the years about a local man stopped at Garda border checkpoint on his way back north one night.

He was well over the limit but as he was being questioned another driver lost control of his car and crashed into the ditch.

When the Guards rushed to his aid your man jumped back into the car and took off at high speed.

He got home and went to bed only to be woken a few hours later by the RUC at the door.

They asked if he had crossed the border earlier and he denied it so they asked if they could check his vehicle.

He opened the garage to find the Garda car inside.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Brilliant RB

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

A surfboard and wetsuit. Was chatting a few women in a pub on the west coast where I was living at the time. They were Visitors and had come in to the pub where I was watching the six nations and they had being out surfing. They were on for the session after the matches and being a gentleman I said I’d throw the board and wetsuit up into my apartment rather than having her hall it round the pub. Got back with the board and was pissed so laid down and fell asleep and woke up the following morning with the board and swimsuit but no surfers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody's garden bench. Havnt a clue whose or how I got it home but it looks lovely painted sage green

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