FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies what is your prefered way to present your fanny

By *rowbarie OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin 9

Would love to know what ladies prefer, the shaved look and the ongoing maintenance, nicely trimmed or au natural

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

I pictured it like Stars in Their Eyes

a cloud of smoke as the legs spread open

Tonight Matthew....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For one night only, ladies and gentlemen...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a trumpet fanfare

(Also, god I hate the word Fanny)

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

with an insert here and arrow pointing towards it and a bow

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"With a trumpet fanfare

(Also, god I hate the word Fanny)"

You can whisper in my ear the words you do like

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By *eecee2727Man
over a year ago

seaside

https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg Surely?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ladies and gentlemen may I present for one night only........

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

On a silver platter

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg Surely?"

You have far too much time on your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

This is what came into my head

https://youtu.be/YXWFYPk11GM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

You robbed mine

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Shaved and creamed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake me up when its over

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Presented with instructions and a diagram the way things are going....

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By *eecee2727Man
over a year ago

seaside

"https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg Surely?

You have far too much time on your hands

Just a brain full of shite like that, hoping it comes in handy some day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a surprise of one waxed at a meet. A lovely surprise it was. Was not expecting it al all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!! "

Quiet on the set please.

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By *rowbarie OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin 9

brilliant responses made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a baboon

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

I'll have mine pink and skinned please smelling of aromatic fragrances tasting of chicken with some fresh cream and berries as a side order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bargain bucket from KFC and a big side of gravyyyyyy

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Although looking at hotpics some days a few are presented with a full nomenclature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With an arrow and phrase "this way up"

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please."

I can never keep quiet

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

....and opening tonight ......

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

....in the dressing room...

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

.....after the show .....

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

Ladies and gentlemen....I give you Miss Pinky Smooth !

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

With a warning slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is waxed, I don't like hair

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

No cheese with that please!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"No cheese with that please! "

definitely no dipping so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is brill. Some of the responses are great keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

I’ll operate the boom mike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do be shy now get in there"

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a bargain bucket from KFC and a big side of gravyyyyyy"

‘Mon up, I’m finger lickin ready for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

Well depends on the situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny "

This made me laugh I've just had a vision of myself,bo, inquisitive lady, _s lolly, Mrs of (mr&mrs) , bigblondedonme, bog lady and a few other of the sexy fab women all lined up with warpaint on ready to go to war chatting you'll never take our fanny's lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

And there was me thinking you all wanted your fannys taken

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"And there was me thinking you all wanted your fannys taken

Depends on who is doing the taking

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"And there was me thinking you all wanted your fannys taken

Depends on who is doing the taking

Is this Liam Neasons new movie

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"And there was me thinking you all wanted your fannys taken

Depends on who is doing the taking

Is this Liam Neasons new movie

I've got a particular set of skills.....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"And there was me thinking you all wanted your fannys taken

Depends on who is doing the taking

Is this Liam Neasons new movie

I've got a particular set of skills....."

....and the accent

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there was me thinking you all wanted your fannys taken

Depends on who is doing the taking

Is this Liam Neasons new movie

I've got a particular set of skills.....

....and the accent

That you sure do

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Unless they bring chips then sorry ladies I may be gone

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent"

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent"

Try and deflect it ... Emm a good workout maybe...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

Arm wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

Arm wrestling? "

We prefer mud...

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

Arm wrestling? "

Maybe. Well I'd like to see mrs arm wrestle you .

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I prefer the old fashioned way ... ya know surprise/ shock the fella during a meet ...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

Arm wrestling?

Maybe. Well I'd like to see mrs arm wrestle you . "

With that pent up rage I'd have to let her win.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

Arm wrestling?

Maybe. Well I'd like to see mrs arm wrestle you .

With that pent up rage I'd have to let her win.

What you mean "let me win" feckin cheek

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Did someone say war

No you're hearing things

Sigh. Pity. Ive a lot of pent up rage to vent

Ohhh this could get interesting keeps in mind tho to stay out of arms length

Arm wrestling?

Maybe. Well I'd like to see mrs arm wrestle you .

With that pent up rage I'd have to let her win.

What you mean "let me win" feckin cheek"

Come here and I'll give you an aul hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they usually present it with a drum roll and a "Tadah!"

Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!

Quiet on the set please.

I can never keep quiet

Thats just for the set not for the action

Never for the action.

NEVER!!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!!!

They may take away our freedom...but they'll never takeaway our fanny

Unless they bring chips then sorry ladies I may be gone

Cake or cream eggs either

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Scene 1 on 1...

Take 69....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a bargain bucket from KFC and a big side of gravyyyyyy

‘Mon up, I’m finger lickin ready for you

How could I refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing out loud seeing some really funny responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what came into my head

https://youtu.be/YXWFYPk11GM"

Bahahaha.....that's what i hear in my head everytime she arches her back and i slowly slip her undies down over her hips....mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a trumpet fanfare

(Also, god I hate the word Fanny)"

Trumpet fanfare made me blurt-laugh x

I kinda like fanny to be honest lol ... but you’re right it can’t be used in a sexy context

How do I like to present mine ... hmm ... I have presented it on a plate once and sent him a pic saying your dinner is ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the sauce on the side...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a trumpet fanfare

(Also, god I hate the word Fanny)

Trumpet fanfare made me blurt-laugh x

I kinda like fanny to be honest lol ... but you’re right it can’t be used in a sexy context

How do I like to present mine ... hmm ... I have presented it on a plate once and sent him a pic saying your dinner is ready

I have a friend who calls her car Fanny

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Maybe they present it in a fannypack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a trumpet fanfare

(Also, god I hate the word Fanny)

Trumpet fanfare made me blurt-laugh x

I kinda like fanny to be honest lol ... but you’re right it can’t be used in a sexy context

How do I like to present mine ... hmm ... I have presented it on a plate once and sent him a pic saying your dinner is ready

I have a friend who calls her car Fanny

Imagine her ringing the garage saying I can’t get my Fanny started this morning

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

My mothers best friend is called fanny( both in their 80's)

Last week when i was dropping in their groceries she said "I'm sick of this virus ..I haven't seen fanny in 10 months "

My dad whos 86 said " how do you think I feel" and my ma gave out cause he dropped the eggs

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over a year ago

"My mothers best friend is called fanny( both in their 80's)

Last week when i was dropping in their groceries she said "I'm sick of this virus ..I haven't seen fanny in 10 months "

My dad whos 86 said " how do you think I feel" and my ma gave out cause he dropped the eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mothers best friend is called fanny( both in their 80's)

Last week when i was dropping in their groceries she said "I'm sick of this virus ..I haven't seen fanny in 10 months "

My dad whos 86 said " how do you think I feel" and my ma gave out cause he dropped the eggs

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"My mothers best friend is called fanny( both in their 80's)

Last week when i was dropping in their groceries she said "I'm sick of this virus ..I haven't seen fanny in 10 months "

My dad whos 86 said " how do you think I feel" and my ma gave out cause he dropped the eggs

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Some of the replies are hilarious. I'm trying to imagine meeting someone in a bar( remember those) and asking her "whats the preferred way you present your fanny"

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Some of the replies are hilarious. I'm trying to imagine meeting someone in a bar( remember those) and asking her "whats the preferred way you present your fanny"

Now there is a challenge.....i accept!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved but don't mind tidy.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Whilst I do like shaved, I do prefer the landing strip.

Not sure if that's called Brazilian or not.

Some cushioning for the nose if your oral work is causing her pelvic bone to slam into your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a trumpet fanfare

(Also, god I hate the word Fanny)

Trumpet fanfare made me blurt-laugh x

I kinda like fanny to be honest lol ... but you’re right it can’t be used in a sexy context

How do I like to present mine ... hmm ... I have presented it on a plate once and sent him a pic saying your dinner is ready

I have a friend who calls her car Fanny

Imagine her ringing the garage saying I can’t get my Fanny started this morning

Funniest unexpected thread I’ve seen in ages.. thanks to the OP who was asking a completely different question...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the replies are hilarious. I'm trying to imagine meeting someone in a bar( remember those) and asking her "whats the preferred way you present your fanny"

I will be laughing out loud

Probably wouldn't be able to answer your question

So the only way left is showing you hahaha

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