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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Does anyone have any good ones?

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Were on a ship to venus

By christ ya should have seen us

A woman lay across a bed

Sucking a dead man's penis

The captains wife was mable

By christ she was fucking able

She gave the crew the daily screw under the kitchen table.

The captain was mac clean

He invented the wanking machine

At 99 strokes the fucking thing broke

And whipped his balls into cream

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

There was a girl from meath

Who swallowed a packed of seeds

Fine plains of grass grew out of her ass

And her fanny was covered in s

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Under these rocks lays Mary Knocks,

In her time she'd seen a thousand cocks

Cocks from tinker, tailor, butcher and sailor,

She might be dead but she's not forgotten

Cause we dug her up and fucked her rotten.

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"Under these rocks lays Mary Knocks,

In her time she'd seen a thousand cocks

Cocks from tinker, tailor, butcher and sailor,

She might be dead but she's not forgotten

Cause we dug her up and fucked her rotten."

Ha ha ha

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

Not so sure we have the rhythm and composition right !

There once was a man named O'Doul

Who spotted red marks on his tool,

His doctor, a cynic,

Said 'get out of my clinic

And wipe off the lipstick you fool'

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"Not so sure we have the rhythm and composition right !

There once was a man named O'Doul

Who spotted red marks on his tool,

His doctor, a cynic,

Said 'get out of my clinic

And wipe off the lipstick you fool'"

Brilliant

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There was a man called corkscrew Mick who had a 9 inch corkscrew dick,

He searched the world from people to pole to find a woman with a corkscrew hole,

When he found her he shot her dead only because she was left hand thread.

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

There once was sexy young lass

Who declined with Monk in the grass'

She pulled up his frock,

And tickled his cock,

And it frothed like a bottle of Bass !

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was an old man from Australia

Who painted his arse like a dhalia

The colours were true

Red, white and blue

But the smell was a terrible failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing as stunning as the beautiful Manbeast

The ladies, they flock from the West and East

Sometimes they faint, hearts flutter at the best

Dreams of a Thunderkiss© & his magnificent hairy chest

You're welcome ladies

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

The good ship Venus:

The second mates name was Carter,

By heck he was a farter,

When the wind wouldn't blow,

And the ship wouldn't go,

Carter the farter would start 'er

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

There was a young woman from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

She lay on her back,

And opened her cracked,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

There was an old man from Cobham,

Who took out his balls to wash 'em

His said Jack,

If you don't put them back,

I'll stand on the buggers and squash 'em.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

There was a man from Cape Horn,

Who wished he'd never been born,

He wouldn't have been,

If his father had seen,

The condom bottom was torn.

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"There's nothing as stunning as the beautiful Manbeast

The ladies, they flock from the West and East

Sometimes they faint, hearts flutter at the best

Dreams of a Thunderkiss© & his magnificent hairy chest

You're welcome ladies

Bravo..ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Nantucket,

His cock was so big he could suck it,

He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin,

If my ear was a fanny I'd fcuk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I often saw her little lamb

But never seen her bare

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

There was a young girl from Madrid;

Who had said she had never been rid;

So along came an Italian,

With balls like a Stallion,

Who rode her like Billy the Kid!

(Something like that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this baker from South Carolina

Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina

The cakes she would glaze

In an orgasmic haze

And her screams they would rattle the china

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary rose

Sat on a cock

Mary rose

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

When all the toilet poets die

They'll build from them up in the sky

In honour of their savage whitt

A monument of would shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a cannibal called Ned

Who used to eat biscuits in bed

His mother said honey

That’s not very funny

You should eat people instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little boy blue come blow your horn

The sheeps in the meadow the cows in the corn.

But where’s the little boy who looks after the sheep

He’s under the haystack riding Bo-peep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man from China

Who wasn't a very good rock climber

Slipped on a rock, broke his cock

Now he's got a vagina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a fella named Rick

Who started to date this hot chick

But brief was romance

For tucked in her pants

was a much larger dick.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

A lesbian maid from Khartoum

took a nancy boy up to her room,

as she turned out the light,

she said let’s get this right,

who does what and with which and to whom.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There was a young man called Proinsias,

Who’s language was shocking obstrunctious;

May the devil he roast you;

And in hell may he toast you;

Yis hoors, yis b#st*rds, yis coonts yis!

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By *anhoeMan
over a year ago

galway

There was an oul nun,

she wasn't much fun

she wouldn't let anyone near her..

til a wiley oul monk

crept into her bunk

and now she's a mother superior!

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