FabSwingers.com forum: Quote of the day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just read a brilliant quote and thought it might pass the time to share our favourites!

Today mine is "Friendship is fun, and a loose mutual aid society" Martha Gellhorn - War Correspondant - 1983

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take two bottles into the shower, why not wash & Go?! - Vidal Sassoon

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By *ohnjosephCouple
over a year ago

nenagh

Love many trust few always paddle youre Owen cannoe

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

The grass may not be greener on the other side, but at least it won't be artificial!

By moi

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own! Baz Lurhman.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own! Baz Lurhman.

Best tune ever

Look after your knees, you'll miss them when they are gone

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own! Baz Lurhman.

Best tune ever

Look after your knees, you'll miss them when they are gone

Always get goose bumps when I hear it!!! Love it!!!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

J.Lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Life is a reality brought on by lack of alcohol”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.” — Bob Marley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

Eleanor Roosevelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just grab 'em by the pussy! - Donald J Trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just grab 'em by the pussy! - Donald J Trump

Must you lower the tone from our lofty heights Kaizer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.” — Bob Marley

Bob could be quoted never ending too... love it!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat Sleep Rave Repeat

-Mahatma Ghandi

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

If your eyes are positive you will love the world.

Mother Theresa

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

“Don't believe everything you read on the Internet” — Abraham Lincoln.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's also full of w@@ds and dog sh!t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just grab 'em by the pussy! - Donald J Trump

Must you lower the tone from our lofty heights Kaizer...

Don't shoot the messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Don't believe everything you read on the Internet” — Abraham Lincoln."

Is that the dude that killed vampires?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.- willie Nelson

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The only time you should look down on others is when you are helping them up. Anon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The best antidote for fear is knowledge'

'It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life'

'Life has bigger plans for you than you can possibly know'

And my favourite

"Newborn children represent perfection and the state of being to which each of us is duty-bound yo return. In the instant after you were born, you were fearless, pure love, innocent, infinitely wise, of boundless potential and beautifully connected with the unseen hand that created the universe. Most of us on the planet today have lost this connection to out authentic selves, this original state of being in which we were unafraid to walk toward possibility and reach for the stairs. We have forgotten who we are."

All quotes came from R. Sharma book "The monk who sold his ferrari"

I highly recommend this book

Its my Bible these crazy days

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking.” – Steve Jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tremendous respect for women - another Donald Jenius Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WoW - Owen Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke - DJT

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

“Put the bunny back in the box” spoken by Nicolas Cage

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. -Bob Marley

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"“Put the bunny back in the box” spoken by Nicolas Cage"

My youngest's latest viewing this weekend in my latest attempt to show him great films

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bogman

"He's alright like"

Bogman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont ask the answer will always be no. Not a feckin clue where I got that from but I always try to live by it

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Like what you do and do what you like!

No clue who said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like what you do and do what you like!

No clue who said it."

Pretty sure it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.- willie Nelson"

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Earth has enough for everyone's need but not for everyone's greed-":Mahatma Ghandi

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Once a man twice a baby

If you was good looking you'd go mad .

Dunno if a actual quote but my mum used to say them .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PML

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yes-

Man from Del Monte

No-

Ulster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing changes if nothing changes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last one

If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say “Rosie, you’re fired.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Not Albert Einstein apparently

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Love many trust few always paddle youre Owen cannoe"

For smaller boats will stay near shore whilst bigger boats they venture more.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Yes-

Man from Del Monte

No-

Ulster"

Orange being the common denominator there

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Yes-

Man from Del Monte

No-

Ulster

Orange being the common denominator there

Not everyone is as sharp as you Mick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Yes-

Man from Del Monte

No-

Ulster

Orange being the common denominator there

Not everyone is as sharp as you Mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're grrrrreat! - Tony the Tiger referring to his Frosties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do - do it. Boldness has genius, magic and power in it" Goëthe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a heart within her that begs to love

but she has it safely locked away

She keeps the key in her pocket, but she never reaches for it

it’s just there to remind her

of all the reasons to keep the door locked tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a heart within her that begs to love

but she has it safely locked away

She keeps the key in her pocket, but she never reaches for it

it’s just there to remind her

of all the reasons to keep the door locked tight"

i like the one on your update today too!!

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

You can have all the money in the world but there is one thing you will never have....a dinosaur

Homer j. Simpson

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I only drink on two occasions, when I'm thirsting and when I'm not."

Brendan Behan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahaaa poor Lance not everyone can afford a daily blood transfusion

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By *eter ClarkMan
over a year ago

Estepona

"'The best antidote for fear is knowledge'

'It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life'

'Life has bigger plans for you than you can possibly know'

And my favourite

All quotes came from R. Sharma book "The monk who sold his ferrari"

I highly recommend this book

Its my Bible these crazy days "

Each one of us see the world through our own unique set of filters, which represent our mental model. This 'stained glass window of the mind' colours how we see the world and what we believe about ourselves. Leadership of our lives require us to realise that the way we see the world isn't necessarily a true reflection of the facts.

Love that book.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

If he doesn't check to see that you have ate, or need to be ate, hes not the one

Devine Destiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not d*unk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

- Dean Martin

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Pussy is like the weather, once wet its time to go in"

Just found it online and made me smile

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""Pussy is like the weather, once wet its time to go in"

Just found it online and made me smile

What were you looking for that you found that I wonder?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"I just read a brilliant quote and thought it might pass the time to share our favourites!

Today mine is "Friendship is fun, and a loose mutual aid society" Martha Gellhorn - War Correspondant - 1983"

Letters of note?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The world is not full of assholes. They are strategically placed so you will come across one every day.

Every. Fucking. Day.

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By *ocko123Man
over a year ago

Derry

I don’t drink water ‘cos fish fuck in it! WC Fields

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must lead"

Laurel & hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just read a brilliant quote and thought it might pass the time to share our favourites!

Today mine is "Friendship is fun, and a loose mutual aid society" Martha Gellhorn - War Correspondant - 1983

Letters of note?"

It was... are you a fan too?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss"

oh we could have a whole seperate thread for the wisdom of Seuss

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Politians who really believe what they say is actually happening priceless lol they must feel like highly paid gobshites if they livening in the real world

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"I just read a brilliant quote and thought it might pass the time to share our favourites!

Today mine is "Friendship is fun, and a loose mutual aid society" Martha Gellhorn - War Correspondant - 1983

Letters of note?

It was... are you a fan too? "

Yeah, I’m a big fan. I recognised the quote from the newsletter. It’s a brilliant site.

If you get a chance try and find a Hunter S Thompson letter I think it’s called “a man has to be something” it’s one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went

Will Rogers.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must lead"

Laurel & hardy"

This is one of my favourite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.

No idea who said it but think a lot of people could learn from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who fabricate quotes by famous people are the lowest scum of the Earth. Fucking cunts the lot of them"

Mahatma Gandhi

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Like what you do and do what you like!

No clue who said it.

Pretty sure it was you

Well if it was me I would have said do who you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me goddam timbers

- Kaizer Thunderkiss aka the Manbeast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“We were all given two ears and one mouth. A wise person will use them in that ratio”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup - Oroku Saki

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I saw this on Facebook accredited to Margaret Thatcher it's definitely wasn't her saying but it made me laugh

We only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ye don’t ask, ye won’t get”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life is tough, but its a whole lot tougher when you're stupid"

John Wayne

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I saw this on Facebook accredited to Margaret Thatcher it's definitely wasn't her saying but it made me laugh

We only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time "

I think it was The IRA that said it after the brighton bombing

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this on Facebook accredited to Margaret Thatcher it's definitely wasn't her saying but it made me laugh

We only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time

I think it was The IRA that said it after the brighton bombing "

Yep, quite the opposite of the wicked witch saying it. In fact it was uttered in her direction of I recall correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you get

Donald j gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own! Baz Lurhman.

I listened to that talk recently. Baz Lurhman didn’t say that though. He put the music to it. It was Mary Schmich who wrote that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest. -Georg C. Lichtenberg

Seems fitting here from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Good things cum on toes too late”

Something like that

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I saw this on Facebook accredited to Margaret Thatcher it's definitely wasn't her saying but it made me laugh

We only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time

I think it was The IRA that said it after the brighton bombing "

I know that's why it made me laugh that it was accredited to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life sucks and then you die!

Vincent Kennedy McMahon

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I saw this on Facebook accredited to Margaret Thatcher it's definitely wasn't her saying but it made me laugh

We only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time

I think it was The IRA that said it after the brighton bombing

I know that's why it made me laugh that it was accredited to her"

That bit went over my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you sow, so shall you reap. To receive happiness, peace, love, and friendship, one must BE happy, peaceful, loving, and a true friend. Whatever one puts out into the Universe will come back to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filleann an feall ar an bhfeallaire

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Filleann an feall ar an bhfeallaire"
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way .... Henry David Thoreau

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Filleann an feall ar an bhfeallaire"

Jeepers you went dark! but its a proverb not a quote so it doesnt count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own! Baz Lurhman.

One of the best songs ever to just make you sit back and take stock

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Always look on the bright side of life

Monty python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filleann an feall ar an bhfeallaire

Jeepers you went dark! but its a proverb not a quote so it doesnt count"

That’s why I put it in quotation marks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Filleann an feall ar an bhfeallaire

Jeepers you went dark! but its a proverb not a quote so it doesnt count

That’s why I put it in quotation marks

smart arse!

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If they could bottle common sense those that needed it wouldn't have the whit to buy it.

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"I woke up in prison & it's not a nice place to be, it's full of criminals"

Ozzy Osbourne.

"If women ruled the world there would be no wars, just extremely tense negotiations every 28 days"

Robin William's.

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"

Groucho Marx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filleann an feall ar an bhfeallaire

Jeepers you went dark! but its a proverb not a quote so it doesnt count

That’s why I put it in quotation marks

smart arse!"

Agh yea it’s not a bad one either

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By *unfella469Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Youth is wasted on the young"

One of two old Irish guys .

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

“No point in being stupid if you don’t show it”

and the phase “how stupid can you be” which is often taken up as a challenge

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Who remembers this,

I am an old woman,with one foot in the grave and one foot on the side....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I told you I was ill.

Spike Milligan (among others) on his headstone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Right turn, Clyde”’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I told you I was ill.

Spike Milligan (among others) on his headstone. "

Love this!!

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""Youth is wasted on the young"

One of two old Irish guys .

Oscar Wilde

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I look at life like this ????

"I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I have total disregard for the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."

Brendan Behan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness I've retired because this Liverpool team is phenomenal - Sir Alex Ferguson 16/01/2021

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Thank goodness I've retired because this Liverpool team is phenomenal - Sir Alex Ferguson 16/01/2021

Fergie still at the mind games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank goodness I've retired because this Liverpool team is phenomenal - Sir Alex Ferguson 16/01/2021

Fergie still at the mind games

He's kinda irrelevant, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank goodness I've retired because this Liverpool team is phenomenal - Sir Alex Ferguson 16/01/2021

Fergie still at the mind games

My hump my hump.

My hump my hump my hump.

My lovely little lumps. - Fergie (2005)

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

This is a load of me bollix.....

Some random dub in 2018

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Snitches get stitches

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Those women were in the nip

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

""Youth is wasted on the young"

One of two old Irish guys .

Oscar Wilde"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just grab 'em by the pussy! - Donald J Trump

Must you lower the tone from our lofty heights Kaizer...

Make America great again again.

Donald j Trump.

Build back better....

President Joe Biden

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Just do it-Nike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No hat, no swim”

Quite apt for this forum I would guess

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By *eter ClarkMan
over a year ago

Estepona

"As you sow, so shall you reap. To receive happiness, peace, love, and friendship, one must BE happy, peaceful, loving, and a true friend. Whatever one puts out into the Universe will come back to them."

Can't argue with that one.

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By *eter ClarkMan
over a year ago

Estepona

"Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own! Baz Lurhman.

I listened to that talk recently. Baz Lurhman didn’t say that though. He put the music to it. It was Mary Schmich who wrote that."
have you got a link to the talk?

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

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My favourite is "I'm the boss cause my wife told me I was" lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Monday ....New Week....New Goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont know what did you miss, it was definitely one of these 3 things: glasses, car keys or morning sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do what you can do today and forget about the rest until tomorrow”

My mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Nothing is impossible to a willing heart” Anon

“It’s not those who inflict the most but who endure the most will prevail” Martin Luther King

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