FabSwingers.com forum: Names for your bits

By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

A friend of mine from fab writes incredible erotic stories, absolute brilliant ones. We were chatting about names for things. I love the word cock, he doesn’t. He doesn’t like the word pussy, we both hate the word c*nt (unless we are talking about a person).

What other words are there... my mind is a blank after reading his story!!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Snatch....dick...

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Snatch....dick..."

Ugh.

Dick isn’t too bad...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fred and Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaps and Todger

Who both might have been in the Secret Seven

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I remember reading my first few dirty books as a teenager....Harold Robbins,Jackie Collins and they sometimes use the work "sex " to describe a womans vagina.like "he loved the taste of her sex"

I always thought it was filthy

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Cock is the best word to use I think, Willy just sounds too immature and manhood is much too manly for me

For the female parts I much prefer pussy over anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flute, todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was named cookie a long time ago and I have stuck with that name....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Scottish have a great name for a penis " Boaby" pronounced Boa-bee.

If you're lucky enough to get a chance find a Scottish lass who's Boaby-daft you won't be disappointed

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I love the word Growler - always makes me chuckle - not sure many ladies like it though !

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Cock or Flute...and Pussy or Vag! Plenty more slang names for the bits but these are the ones I'd normally use!

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

well, my fella was christened TIGER years ago and he is still tiger /

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Mine was named cookie a long time ago and I have stuck with that name...."

Good enough to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joey(man), Jojo(f) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vulvarine

Voodoo Clam

Cave of Wonder

Splash Mountain

Notorious VAG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Holy Grail

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Me nads!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The Holy Grail

So who finds it ....Indiana jones or Monty Python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was named cookie a long time ago and I have stuck with that name....

Good enough to eat

never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Little Timmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notorious VAG"

Very

Aggressive

Growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of women aiming to reclaim the word cunt and have it used in a powerful ownership sense.

What are ye women’s thoughts on this? Does it always need to be a bad word or a turn off?

I’m still very wary of ever using it but some women have wanted it used in the heat of the moment and even used it themselves.

I suppose it’s a highly charged word in most people’s minds anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different names from garden,juicy to cookiemonster

I dont like word "cun.t" nor my female friends. Pussy? Vagina or Viji? Yes, nothing wrong to name it this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of women aiming to reclaim the word cunt and have it used in a powerful ownership sense.

What are ye women’s thoughts on this? Does it always need to be a bad word or a

I’m still very wary of ever using it but some women have wanted it used in the heat of the moment and even used it themselves.

I suppose it’s a highly charged word in most people’s minds anyway "

i hate it. its a harsh sounding word.

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By *gentleman44Man
over a year ago

dublin

"A friend of mine from fab writes incredible erotic stories, absolute brilliant ones. We were chatting about names for things. I love the word cock, he doesn’t. He doesn’t like the word pussy, we both hate the word c*nt (unless we are talking about a person).

What other words are there... my mind is a blank after reading his story!! "
Im not a fan of all those words,cock,pussy,cunt,I like a vagina to be called a finoula,or as I call my penis the golden flute,so it's finoula and flute for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of women aiming to reclaim the word cunt and have it used in a powerful ownership sense.

What are ye women’s thoughts on this? Does it always need to be a bad word or a

I’m still very wary of ever using it but some women have wanted it used in the heat of the moment and even used it themselves.

I suppose it’s a highly charged word in most people’s minds anyway

i hate it. its a harsh sounding word. "

Yea that seems to be the case for most people. I also understand the reclaiming logic too.

I think if people are happy with the context it’s used in then that’s more power to them and if not then it’s a dangerous path to go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remembered.

In Brazil the most common slang name for your penis is Junior

This is how my Brazilian ex referred to it sometimes. Not sure how well it translates into English speaking societies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Cha Cha

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Surprised nobody has said "Gee" yet....

"Fuck tunnel" has been used with varying results.

"Shaft" for himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my bits Mary, and yeah I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fagan and the two MaGees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one that I've ever used in the heat of battle, but I've seen member used often. Personally I prefer cock.

Pussy and cunt are both ok with me. Never fanny. Never ever ever

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Percy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Percy

Mine was also percy we obviously saw the same film

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Lol naw mine just looked like a percy

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I call mine sergeant major because he’s often asked to stand to attention and if he misbehaves he gets a dishonourable discharge

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

A friend of mine christened hers her satchel.

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By *ubjackMan
over a year ago

dublin

Veiney Love Truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vomiting dummy

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By *verage DMan
over a year ago

waterford

Wibbly wobbly wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Holy Grail

So who finds it ....Indiana jones or Monty Python

Sir Lance A Lot of course!

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Mr wiggly

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By *uncpl1703Couple
over a year ago

genuine cpl

Bud and what

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

[Removed by poster at 09/01/21 10:45:16]

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The Holy Grail

So who finds it ....Indiana jones or Monty Python

Sir Lance A Lot of course!"

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

city

Wiggles

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Lots of women aiming to reclaim the word cunt and have it used in a powerful ownership sense.

What are ye women’s thoughts on this? Does it always need to be a bad word or a turn off?

I’m still very wary of ever using it but some women have wanted it used in the heat of the moment and even used it themselves.

I suppose it’s a highly charged word in most people’s minds anyway "

No I hate it. It so perfectly describes my brother in law that I couldn’t possibly sully a pussy by calling it the same thing.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I’m wondering now if we should consider using “orchard” as a word for a woman’s pussy. It’s fragrant and you definitely shouldn’t enter one without permission...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of women aiming to reclaim the word cunt and have it used in a powerful ownership sense.

What are ye women’s thoughts on this? Does it always need to be a bad word or a turn off?

I’m still very wary of ever using it but some women have wanted it used in the heat of the moment and even used it themselves.

I suppose it’s a highly charged word in most people’s minds anyway

No I hate it. It so perfectly describes my brother in law that I couldn’t possibly sully a pussy by calling it the same thing. "

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I’m wondering now if we should consider using “orchard” as a word for a woman’s pussy. It’s fragrant and you definitely shouldn’t enter one without permission... "

Nah I don't think so. Mainly cos it doesn't go mouldy and bits fall off if it's not used for a while.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I’m wondering now if we should consider using “orchard” as a word for a woman’s pussy. It’s fragrant and you definitely shouldn’t enter one without permission...

Nah I don't think so. Mainly cos it doesn't go mouldy and bits fall off if it's not used for a while.

At the rate I’m going, I’ll let you know in a few weeks

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I’m wondering now if we should consider using “orchard” as a word for a woman’s pussy. It’s fragrant and you definitely shouldn’t enter one without permission...

Nah I don't think so. Mainly cos it doesn't go mouldy and bits fall off if it's not used for a while.

At the rate I’m going, I’ll let you know in a few weeks

You'll get lots of offers now to help with your 'orchard'

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By *oc1998Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

The best word for pussy that I sometimes use in my erotic stories would be honeysnatch and the sweet nectar it releases....

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mr Wiggle xo

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Vajajay

Willy

Big "name of the person/man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vajajay

Willy

Big "Kaizer"

Oh Miss Hood

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By *warley86Man
over a year ago

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By *warley86Man
over a year ago

Tom Dick and Harry

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