FabSwingers.com forum: Ideal man/woman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK so this is only a bit of fun or a distraction from covid, lockdown, new year crap etc

Years ago I worked in an office and a chat started with the ladies I worked with (all married with) about what id look for in an ideal guy, it was a laugh and went on for a few days, they even had it typed up.

Cant remember all the points but heres a few

Own teeth

Clean nails

Able to cook

A gentleman in the street

Not into wearing socks with sandals

So add to the list and remember it's only a laugh

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears cool clothes

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Thank god you didnt say a full head of hair

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Desperate.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is a fan of velcro

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank god you didnt say a full head of hair

Actually I think lack of a combover might have been on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows where the clitoris is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows what a clitoris is

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Puts the seat down after he's pee'd on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rinses the sink after he's cleaned his teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me a cup of tea without being asked

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What did they think of pubic hair Devine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did they think of pubic hair Devine "

I don't think was ever discussed

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Charity shop lover its the simple things

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Going to watch this with interest to see what I can tick off

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can hold a door open for a woman to walk through...but give her a friendly slap on the ass as she does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who says good morning asks how your day's been

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

A man who smiles with his eyes not just his mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men like my whiskey strong and hard to swallow...

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"OK so this is only a bit of fun or a distraction from covid, lockdown, new year crap etc

Cant remember all the points but heres a few

Own teeth

Clean nails

Able to cook

A gentleman in the street

Not into wearing socks with sandals

So add to the list and remember it's only a laugh

I was going ok up until the socks and sandals bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vasectomised

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Can last more than 10 min

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can last more than 10 min

Is that including foreplay asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Good sense of humour

Kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Good sense of humour

Kind "

Tick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't complain about my snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Own hair with extensions will that work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Own hair with extensions will that work lol"

Is that the only issue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a fan of velcro

Shes a Ve-elcro girl.

V.E.L.C.R.O. girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s willing to be the big spoon the odd time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Able to cook , and not afraid to wash up after either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irons own shirts ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

I'll take him! Where is he??

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

I'll take him! Where is he??"

He's a she ...if Kaizer was to name all the good attributes of the perfect man he'd just use his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She’s willing to be the big spoon the odd time

I am partial to big spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s willing to be the big spoon the odd time

I am partial to big spooning

You’re hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark, beardy, hairy, fit, tall, dimples and big ears... so my thighs have something to warm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark, beardy, hairy, fit, tall, dimples and big ears... so my thighs have something to warm...

Add few tattoos and I've died and gone to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

Hahaha thats a long list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traits in women I find really attractive

- Likes outdoor activities/sport

- similar taste in music (preferably pre 80s)

- daring

- cheeky sense of humour

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

easy on the eye and a bubbly personality. Great start with that..

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Can put his clothes back and leave

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By *abulousat40Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in N.I

Taller than me so over 6ft.

Broad shoulders.

Thick muscular thighs.

A few piercings and tattoos.

Someone who likes the simple things like watching the sunset go down on the beach or picnics.

Someone who doesnt take themselves to serious.

A guy who has an extremely high sex drive to keep up with mine!!!

Someone who is spontaneous and not afraid of adventures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

Hahaha thats a long list! "

That's the short version

Kaizer actually condensed it so to NOT look picky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go....

Positive attitude

Basic grasp of English

Problem solving skills

Awesome boobies

All own teeth

All own toes

All own fingers

Punctuality

Killer legs

Must work well on own or as part of a team

Cleanliness

Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)

Full drivers licence

Wifi

Basic cooking skills

Firm / supple derriere

Access to local amenities

A good credit history

Alluring eyes

Spectacles (optional)

Enthusiasm

Versatility in the boudoir

Versatility outside of the boudoir

Succulent lips

Top notch kissing techniques / skills

No Adams apple

Own hair

Ability to multi-task

Can perform under pressure

Standard lady sized feet / hands

A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports

Running water

Passport (optional)

... That'll do for now!

I'll take him! Where is he??

He's a she ...if Kaizer was to name all the good attributes of the perfect man he'd just use his name "

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is perfect and my wishlist is short: beautiful eyes, sexy smile, and great sense of humor. I dont mind big or small boobies, colour and length of hair.

There is always something catchy in the eyes

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By *ubeMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Thats easy, a lady thats easy going and happy with her self and not stuck up, I'm just not one for drama, fun yes but no drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady who owns a pub next door to a racecourse ??

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