FabSwingers.com forum: The Great Ballbag debate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the other day I was having coffee with a Fab girlfriend and we really do discuss the strangest things. She had a theory that you look at a man's ballbag to figure out his relationship status. Smooth balls and a perfectly trimmed cock was a sign of someone single. But a hairy ball bag and a 70s bushy cock was a sign of a attached person as they couldn't suddenly start grooming their dick area.

So now I see Donald Trump comb over ball hair and cannot accommodate and I think they might be attached. So now I'm curious does anyone else zoom in on a mans balls to see does he have a wife!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

Ah sure that's no craic you don't get to be a Private Dicktective

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I think you’re pretty much on the money. How would a staid “regular” husband of 20 years explain a sudden shaved crotch... “the lads in the GAA changing room said it’s the style!”?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Funny enough I was asked recently to recommend a waxing salon to a man on here who's second question was...how should he explain the clean up to his wife ...so you do have a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting theory

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

Ah sure that's no craic you don't get to be a Private Dicktective

Does it also mean women with hairy muffs are married so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

Ah sure that's no craic you don't get to be a Private Dicktective

Does it also mean women with hairy muffs are married so

Ah no us ladies can do whatever we want to with our muff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the point, but I think there exceptions too. As I don't think I'd stop grooming my lovely man garden or the rest of me for that matter if I got into a relationship or married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sudden change in grooming habits can indeed be an indickation of playing offside, but some people are just unbothered by pubic hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt Rosey, look for the word "discrete" (sic) on their profile

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I see the point, but I think there exceptions too. As I don't think I'd stop grooming my lovely man garden or the rest of me for that matter if I got into a relationship or married."

I think it’s more indicative where there is a sudden change in grooming as distinct from maintaining whatever your usual routine is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If in doubt Rosey, look for the word "discrete" (sic) on their profile

Oh usually a indickator alright!

This along with pictures of the wife's fluffy slippers and hair straighteners in the background and now possibly the ball area to focus on as well

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Load of old ballllls if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By logic I've assumed that it's the fuzzy balls you need to be wary of... They are attached but the wife doesn't know about fab... Coz Jay keeps his tidy but then he can meet ladies... And I'm well aware of that lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's scrotum is a thing of beauty

Can the same be said for a lady garden?

Probably not

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Interesting theory. It implies that once you're married you stop grooming your pubes because you don't have to anymore as you've already a woman secured and she doesn't mind your balls hairy. We should ask the couples on here if that's correct....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting theory. It implies that once you're married you stop grooming your pubes because you don't have to anymore as you've already a woman secured and she doesn't mind your balls hairy. We should ask the couples on here if that's correct....

Well it's just a theory after all.. Lots of couple's here with the guys sporting immaculate ball bags smooth as a babies head

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

Works for most but, sure, having a pre-judgement for people is a lot more - well - judgey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Rosebush you cannot touch Kaizer's scrotum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Rosebush you cannot touch Kaizer's scrotum

Feck it was main reason I started the ball bag debate

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Probably the majority of women and couples profiles ask for clean shaven pubic area

Single men can decide yes or no ....

Cheating men can decide yes or no but if they are not shaved already may have to explain to a partner why they removed their pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Rosebush you cannot touch Kaizer's scrotum

Feck it was main reason I started the ball bag debate "

There's always a reason to touch the Manbeast

Like that time you rested to eating that Bat in China!

"Hey Kaizer can you come to the Wuhan region, I'm stuck in a cave with only a bat to eat!"

Likely story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've been married for years and haven't tidied up your man garden, are you even a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer remembers when men used to kick the bollocks out of each other for craic!!

Now it's genital horticulture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a call with my female friends (married and many of them are swingers) and they said it would be suspicious to them seeing a bush on their men

I think its just a trend, there is nothing to be a single or married.

Who is comfy to grow a jungle down and who loves be smooth.

@RosyRed I was laughing when reading the theory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you've been married for years and haven't tidied up your man garden, are you even a man?

Well I can't comment on all married ball bags but in the later years my husband's resembled Phil Spector hairstyle in a uncanny manner

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"No I actually just talk to people. Strange theory but it works for me.

Ah sure that's no craic you don't get to be a Private Dicktective

I like the theory Rosy, especially as it’s an excuse to get you looking at my manhood

Although my theory was that us men shaved down there to make it look bigger

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Probably the majority of women and couples profiles ask for clean shaven pubic area

Single men can decide yes or no ....

098Cheating men can decide yes or no but if they are not shaved already may have to explain to a partner why they removed their pubes "

The exact same as a woman doing it. Why is it always the guys who get the grief over it.

The actual hypocrisy on here is laughable at times.

I personally don't care if someone is married or not it's their own business and funnily enough I haven't had anyone lie about it either to me. Like I said before everything isn't black and white.And everyone has their reasons for being on here.

But I don't knock people and try and shame in order to try and make myself out to be better than them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you've been married for years and haven't tidied up your man garden, are you even a man?

Well I can't comment on all married ball bags but in the later years my husband's resembled Phil Spector hairstyle in a uncanny manner "

Did you break into song upon seeing it?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Probably the majority of women and couples profiles ask for clean shaven pubic area

Single men can decide yes or no ....

098Cheating men can decide yes or no but if they are not shaved already may have to explain to a partner why they removed their pubes

The exact same as a woman doing it. Why is it always the guys who get the grief over it.

The actual hypocrisy on here is laughable at times.

But I don't knock people and try and shame in order to try and make myself out to be better than them. "

I haven't a clue about women to be honest so am only commenting on the thread ...not trying to make myself out as better than anyone

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Probably the majority of women and couples profiles ask for clean shaven pubic area

Single men can decide yes or no ....

098Cheating men can decide yes or no but if they are not shaved already may have to explain to a partner why they removed their pubes

The exact same as a woman doing it. Why is it always the guys who get the grief over it.

The actual hypocrisy on here is laughable at times.

But I don't knock people and try and shame in order to try and make myself out to be better than them.

I haven't a clue about women to be honest so am only commenting on the thread ...not trying to make myself out as better than anyone "

That part of the comment was rhetorical and not aimed at anyone in particular.

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Lead underpants wanted.... Is penny's open...

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I alternate between grooming and going organic. The only strange comment I got was when I was receiving a massage from a man, and on gazing at my beautifully coiffed, trimmed, and shaved scrotum, he presumed I must be gay, as "only gay guys do that"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya like if someone is fat they are probably married because they have left themselves go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oops my bad I should have said full disclaimer this was meant to be a light hearted take on ball bags. I apologise sincerely to all the ballbags taking offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy Rosy quite so nosy

How does your lady garden grow?

With shaven balls and cock from all

And Gynaecologists all in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they’ve recently taken up cycling as a hobby and are shaving for aerodynamic reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy answers

When you look at the balls. If they are in a vice,then they are married.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Probably the majority of women and couples profiles ask for clean shaven pubic area

Single men can decide yes or no ....

Cheating men can decide yes or no but if they are not shaved already may have to explain to a partner why they removed their pubes "

Or just come out of the shower and ask if she likes the new smooth me

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

I never thought of this!!. (And I definitely took it as a light hearted observation

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Luckily, I don't spend too much time zooming in on ball bags. We men have some unattractive bits!

I do have a fab friend who told me that if she sees a male profile where all the..ahem.."risky" pics are taken in the same shower or bathroom, that this is an indicator (to her) that the man is attached!! As in, he has been unable to go out & take pics anywhere else in the house for fear of some awkward questions

Though I am sure it's just an indicator. A simple follow up question e.g."so, are you attached/married" hopefully clarifies

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I heard once a ring on the left hand's ring finger is a give away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard once a ring on the left hand's ring finger is a give away....

The oracle has spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt read all these but for my age group I think it's the opposite. If I'm in a relationship I'm shaved almost always. If I'm a long time out of the game then I'm unshaven. This would be the case with most my friends. Girls my age wouldn't suck dick if it was full of hair even if they've been with you for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m saying this in the most funniest way possible .... are ladies now looking to the sack to make up their mind if they play or not. Ladies really have a choice now. On a serious note ye can’t be serious about this ... if he isn’t shaved and trimmed he is married and if he is well groomed he isn’t. What a weird weird world we are starting to live in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if a guy braids his pubescent region?

Surely that takes more time and attention

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Another indicator is when 'NSA' is typed 6 million times in their profile and reinforced again at the end for maximum impact - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another indicator is when 'NSA' is typed 6 million times in their profile and reinforced again at the end for maximum impact - Mrs

National Security Agency?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sure there are wives whom insist on their hubby have a smooth ballbag

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