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As 2020 draws to a close....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

8. I need to practise social-distancing ....from the refrigerator.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.

Anyone have anything else to add?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

8. I need to practise social-distancing ....from the refrigerator.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.

Anyone have anything else to add? "

Lol hilarious sweet thanks for the laugh num5 am keeping a close eye on the clothes still fitting.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Read that 0n Facebook the other day.....lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Free eye tests for everyone because your 2020 vision was shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget to practice social distancing from the Booz cabinet as well

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t forget to practice social distancing from the Booz cabinet as well "

That's the only thing that got me through 2020 I'm not giving that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t forget to practice social distancing from the Booz cabinet as well

That's the only thing that got me through 2020 I'm not giving that up "

. Ok well don’t forget your mask

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By *cupxxxWoman
over a year ago

Gorey


"Don’t forget to practice social distancing from the Booz cabinet as well

That's the only thing that got me through 2020 I'm not giving that up "

You're dead right sweet, same here. Alcohol is needed to survive this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t forget to practice social distancing from the Booz cabinet as well

That's the only thing that got me through 2020 I'm not giving that up

You're dead right sweet, same here. Alcohol is needed to survive this! "

Magnum of prosecco in Aldi for €20, just saying

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Doctor advised alcohol good to keep virus away...

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath


"1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

8. I need to practise social-distancing ....from the refrigerator.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.

Anyone have anything else to add? "

Made me laugh needed that x

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