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Chat up lines ? Ye or nah?

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By *eebaw OP   Man
over a year ago

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So do chat up lines do it for you or not? Personally its easy way pf breaking the ice? Be it naughty or normal chat up lines.

Whats yer best and worse you use or have received?

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Chat up lines to me may be the worst way to start a conversation.

Best - can't think of a single one.

Worst:

One I sent to someone as a joke "something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich".

Worst I've received:

*if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple

*hey I'm marty and I like to party (not sure if it belongs here. It's just bad)

*how much does a polar bear weigh? Definitely not enough to break the ice...

missus

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Looks like I killed the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!

Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"

Try for a least twenty limes otherwise it just comes across as lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single man on Fab has turned me down when I slide into their dms and say.....do you want to go halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP do you come on here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single man on Fab has turned me down when I slide into their dms and say.....do you want to go halves on a bastard "

LMAO what a line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP do you come on here often?"

or

are ya well? cause your lookin well

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

If you were a bigger I'd pick you.

Do you like turnip, cause I'm going to turn up your back door and buck ye.

Do you like lettuce? Lettuce buck ye.

Do you like dragons, cause I'm going to drag my balls across your face.

If I flip I coin what's the chances of me getting head.

Let's not turn this r*ape into murder

Does this hancy smell if chloroform

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

10,000 tonne Polar Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!

Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"

Try for a least twenty limes otherwise it just comes across as lazy "

Or same thing with lemons, and ask if they fancied coming along to the Lemon Party

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

10,000 tonne Polar Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!

Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"

Try for a least twenty limes otherwise it just comes across as lazy "

thats brilliant ha ha... and your eyes meet as you pick up the limes together, hands grazing as you both reach for the last one, the suggestiveness of putting the limes in the bag... im.swooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a sucker for a clever chat up line. they can be a great ice breaker

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

Chat up lines are just eye rolling to me so cringy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most common poorly thought out or just lack of effort is "the weather is awful isn't it" lol.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I think a lot of them are hilarious

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