FabSwingers.com forum: Happy Birthday Big Fella!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today is Jesus's birthday

2200 years old

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He aged 180 years overnight

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

The manbeast may still be d*unk...2020 years old...so he's just a tad under pension age.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How do you know Jesus was big ?

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"How do you know Jesus was big ? "

Because he was able to hold the whole world in his hands!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Of course !

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"The manbeast may still be d*unk...2020 years old...so he's just a tad under pension age."

If you believe the Bible he was 33 when he died and it's 2020 AD so that makes him 2053 years old

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How do you know Jesus was big ?

Because he was able to hold the whole world in his hands!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The manbeast may still be d*unk...2020 years old...so he's just a tad under pension age."

Too much mulled wine and it's irish coffees for breakfast.

Either way he's old as fuck!

Happy birthday ya filthy animal.... Hic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The manbeast may still be d*unk...2020 years old...so he's just a tad under pension age.

If you believe the Bible he was 33 when he died and it's 2020 AD so that makes him 2053 years old "

There ya go now!

He's still a hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The manbeast may still be d*unk...2020 years old...so he's just a tad under pension age.

If you believe the Bible he was 33 when he died and it's 2020 AD so that makes him 2053 years old "

Well. You also need to take into account the time dilation due to the difference in gravitational potential here on earth, and in heaven which he spent the past 2000 years or so.

Time should travel faster outside of earth's gravity, so perhaps that's how Caizer calculated 2200.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meh!

What's a century or three between friends?!

This is one heck of a party.... Someone poured a bottle of whiskey into the Mulled Wine

God bless us, everyone

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By *exydoctorsCouple
over a year ago

Galway/Clare

"The manbeast may still be d*unk...2020 years old...so he's just a tad under pension age.

If you believe the Bible he was 33 when he died and it's 2020 AD so that makes him 2053 years old "

He didn't die at the year 0 though, that's when he was approx born.... So still 2020 years approx

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