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Describe your Penis in Christmas terms

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By *ofusplus OP   Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

So instead of the traditional sky remotes, beer bottles, lynx cans etc, how would you quantify your penis size in Christmassy terms?

For e.g. 15 Brussels sprouts end to end or the width of a family box of teacakes .....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Like he needs to phone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white chocolate yule log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong merrily on high

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Mine like a brussels sprout ...not just the size...just everytime I ask someone to put it in their mouth they say they hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ding dong merrily on high "

Shit you meant size - not state of arousal lol. NOTE: Must fully read OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know how boxes of roses have been getting smaller and smaller.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An annual occurrence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say about that of the losers piece of a Christmas cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 holly berries and a few inches on tinsel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like tinsel, people just love to run their hands along it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plump fat juicy turkey...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a curly wurly in the selection box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monster cracker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A monster cracker. "

More like a Jelly Tots Tube lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Little drummer boy

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

A bit of stuffing

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Turkey leg

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Feast your mince pies on that!

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Baby its cold outside! lol

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I dont have a penis but if i did it would probable be the best penis in the world called lotsa baubles

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Rudolph

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The big lad with the sack

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I don't have a cock but my pussy could do with some sausage stuffing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas tree as the fairy could sit on top of mine any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

Pull it and see

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Attached to a jolly fat man

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By *agical Mystery ManMan
over a year ago

Cork

Pig in a blanket... salty, wrapped, and the best thing on the menu

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"I don't have a cock but my pussy could do with some sausage stuffing. "

Stuffing you say?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

a village near you.

Noblis fir...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Christmas cracker. Grip firmly and pull until it pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwrap and get dissapointed

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Santa cums but once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a cocktail sausage. Not very big, but people keep wanting more

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Merry Christmas one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Christmas cracker that tastes of pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The big lad with the sack"
ding ding we have a winner hahahaha brillant

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"The big lad with the sackding ding we have a winner hahahaha brillant"

My prize expired months ago

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