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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Im not attempting that boxing glove or the roll of kitchen paper. jaysus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not attempting that boxing glove or the roll of kitchen paper. jaysus "

Maybe when the roll is finished?

Bit of lube

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

There's a tube of Deep Heat on the locker beside me here

yeah that's a risk I won't be taking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a tube of Deep Heat on the locker beside me here

yeah that's a risk I won't be taking..."

Just make sure the lid is on tight

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A bottle of Hugo Boss aftershave....at least my arse would smell lovely

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

A coffee cup,tho I dont think the staff in here would approve of it

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Somewhat ironically, given how often pictures of them turn up on Fab beside pictures of cocks, a sky remote control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A TV remote. Well at least it's not as big as the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A TV remote. Well at least it's not as big as the sky remote

Watch out for the Sharpe edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines an apple tv remote... ma cock looks maaassssive and it fits in the ol crack easily

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

Small bottle of sanatiser

Could fight covid a fart at a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Small bottle of sanatiser

Could fight covid a fart at a time"

A sanitised bubble well done you

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Vicks sinnex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

You sure you don't have worms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

You sure you don't have worms?

I could have

do you want to do a rectal examination for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

You sure you don't have worms?

I could have

do you want to do a rectal examination for me? "

Sure

. Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

You sure you don't have worms?

I could have

do you want to do a rectal examination for me?

Sure

. Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously

I have the PPE ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

You sure you don't have worms?

I could have

do you want to do a rectal examination for me?

Sure

. Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously

I have the PPE ready

Youre right, I better double glove, cant be too sure in this climate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

Hahaha Oh Dotty! You are crazy!

Nothing than a butt plug (diamond or tingler vibro) for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

You sure you don't have worms?

I could have

do you want to do a rectal examination for me?

Sure

. Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously

I have the PPE ready

Youre right, I better double glove, cant be too sure in this climate.

Oh yeah double glove gives a bit of extra thickness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t tried, but a wine bottle sounds good. Because of the shape.... getting thicker the further it goes in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!"

The snowman very creative

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree

Watch out for splinters

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!

The snowman very creative

Brilliant video although she never sang

"we're walkin in the air "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree

Watch out for splinters

And the rest of the Ninja Turtles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree

Watch out for splinters

Just ease it on up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!

The snowman very creative

Amazing fair play to her hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!"

Can't see it...there's some bure with a plate of Hobnobs though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Christmas tree

Watch out for splinters

And the rest of the Ninja Turtles."

As long as Bebop and Rock steady aren't joining the party he should be OK

rhino horns ouch

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..

Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick

What object is closest to you that you could use...

Ah Jasus maybe you just need a shite

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some would say there are many who have mastered the act of crawling up their own bum.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Blitzen the brown nose reindeer when Rudy slams on the brakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!

Can't see it...there's some bure with a plate of Hobnobs though

She'd have gotten the ride of they were rich tea

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Thankfully just an emery board

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I don't think my dog Skippy would like it somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, remove any feathers and quills with pliers.

Put oven rack in lower third of oven and preheat oven to 450°F.

Rinse turkey inside and out and pat dry.

Mix salt and pepper in a small bowl and sprinkle it evenly in turkey cavities and all over skin.

Fold neck skin under body and, if desired, secure with metal skewer, then tuck wing tips under breast and tie drumsticks together with kitchen string.

Put turkey on rack in a large flameproof roasting pan.

Roast, rotating pan 180 degrees halfway through roasting, until thermometer inserted into fleshy part of each thigh (close to but not touching bone) registers 170°F, 1 3/4 to 2 1/2 hours.

Carefully tilt turkey so juices from inside large cavity run into roasting pan.

Transfer turkey to a platter (do not clean roasting pan) and let stand 30 minutes (temperature of thigh meat will rise to 180°F).

Cut off and discard string from turkey.

For a stuffed turkey:Twelve cups of stuffing will fill both cavities and leave you extra to bake separately.

Just before roasting, spoon room-temperature stuffing loosely (stuffing expands as it cooks) into the neck (smaller) cavity.

Fold the neck skin underneath the body and secure with a small metal skewer.

Then loosely fill the body (larger) cavity, and tie drumsticks together.

If you don't want any stuffing to spill out, cover the opening with a slice of fresh bread, tucking it inside the cavity before tying the drumsticks.

Timing for a stuffed bird may be slightly longer, but start checking the temperature at 1 3/4 hours.

Immediately transfer stuffing from body cavity to a shallow baking dish (separate from one for stuffing baked outside the turkey).

Take temperature of stuffing in neck cavity and if less than 165°F, add it to the baking dish.

Bake (covered for a moist stuffing or uncovered for a crisp top) until it reaches a minimum of 165°F.

This can take 20 to 45 minutes, depending on the temperature of the oven, which you may have lowered to reheat side dishes.

Then take sharp in take of breath and just shhhlide 'er on in there!

Bon appetit and god bless us..... Everyone

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