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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many chickens do you think it would take to beat an elephant in a fight.

After years of studying both creatures, The art of war, several famous generals and military battles I have concluded the right answer is obviously 84.

But I'd like you commoners opinion so I can smugly laugh at your rationale

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

How big is the elephant

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I don't like the idea of a chicken elephant fight. Leave them alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big is the elephant "

I dont know elephant sized

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why is this a Christmas question ? Aren't you interested in an elephant/turkey fight ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like the idea of a chicken elephant fight. Leave them alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is this a Christmas question ? Aren't you interested in an elephant/turkey fight ?"

Look like a cheap straight to dvd movie I thought if I tacked on a Christmas title sales would go up

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Good thinking !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends on the angle you throw the chickens at the elephant and if they had breakfast or not

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Wow, you’re so far off the mark Boobs it’s embarrassing

Luckily you’ve come to the right place and happened upon a true expert in the field.

This is very much a David and Goliath situation. Sure everyone expects the elephant to have the advantage but I say one well armed, sharp shooting chicken could get the job done.

You’re welcome, your gorgeous chunk of man meat xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All depends on the angle you throw the chickens at the elephant and if they had breakfast or not

Flat terrain and the chickens had scrambled eggs for breakfast... Ill need an answer fast

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I don't like the idea of a chicken elephant fight. Leave them alone.

Warmonger!

Besides the elephant would always win, chicken are simply to thick to do a coordinated attack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, you’re so far off the mark Boobs it’s embarrassing

Luckily you’ve come to the right place and happened upon a true expert in the field.

This is very much a David and Goliath situation. Sure everyone expects the elephant to have the advantage but I say one well armed, sharp shooting chicken could get the job done.

You’re welcome, your gorgeous chunk of man meat xx"

Its so lucky you are hot cause you have no future in military strategy......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like the idea of a chicken elephant fight. Leave them alone.

Warmonger!

Besides the elephant would always win, chicken are simply to thick to do a coordinated attack. "

You clearly haven't seen the chicken run documentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All depends on the angle you throw the chickens at the elephant and if they had breakfast or not

Flat terrain and the chickens had scrambled eggs for breakfast... Ill need an answer fast"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Are the chickens frozen...you need less if they were

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The chickens would be led into battle by Rooster Cogburn using the Kentucky movement.

A quick trunk tickle with a feather followed by a drumstick to the groin and the elephant is a zinger

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wow, you’re so far off the mark Boobs it’s embarrassing

Luckily you’ve come to the right place and happened upon a true expert in the field.

This is very much a David and Goliath situation. Sure everyone expects the elephant to have the advantage but I say one well armed, sharp shooting chicken could get the job done.

You’re welcome, your gorgeous chunk of man meat xx

Its so lucky you are hot cause you have no future in military strategy......"

Well it’s just as well you’re so hot... That’s all I’ve got

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read here.

You haven't even said what colour the chickens are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are the chickens frozen...you need less if they were "

Bog... this isn't some dytopian future with frozen chicken army......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The chickens would be led into battle by Rooster Cogburn using the Kentucky movement.

A quick trunk tickle with a feather followed by a drumstick to the groin and the elephant is a zinger

Well thought put battle plan RB.....

But ummm the question was how many chickens the Brave Rooster would lead into battle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read here.

You haven't even said what colour the chickens are!

I am so embarrassed... I've shamed myself...

They are of course Buff... what other chicken would one take to battle really

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

stay off the eggnog boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"stay off the eggnog boobs"

I'm hardly gonna drink the chickens young in front of them.... im not a monster

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

31 hens and 19 chickens and 3 roosters should win that battles .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read here.

You haven't even said what colour the chickens are!

I am so embarrassed... I've shamed myself...

They are of course Buff... what other chicken would one take to battle really"

Ah, good call. I've seen people march into battle against elephants with only white chickens with fluffy legs and I've really questioned the sanity of those idiots.

Buff chickens would easily defeat an elephant. The indigestion would destroy him quickly enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many chickens do you think it would take to beat an elephant in a fight.

After years of studying both creatures, The art of war, several famous generals and military battles I have concluded the right answer is obviously 84.

But I'd like you commoners opinion so I can smugly laugh at your rationale "

OP, if you will consider the age and weight of the elephant then you will need about 15-30k chickens to kill the elephant.

And no, I did not use uncle Google. I use science and logic

By the way why are you asking this question on Christmas Eve?

Do you plan a revolution using chickens?

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think it would take just one.

The chicken flies overhead, pooping on the elephants shoulder. The elephant remembering that this is a sign of good luck, buys a lottery ticket, wins, and falls into a spiral of drugs and alcohol. Eventually after selling his tusks on the black market to feed his heroin addiction, succoms to his injuries in a bath tub, alone and scared, while the chicken sits on his new ivory throne and laughs.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"stay off the eggnog boobs

I'm hardly gonna drink the chickens young in front of them.... im not a monster"

If you had said you were bringing a raven army to fight an elephant you might have piqued my interest but the chicken idea is just a dead duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is this a Christmas question ? Aren't you interested in an elephant/turkey fight ?"

Exactly

Chickens are perennial, a turkey is more festive!

And the answer is one

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"How many chickens do you think it would take to beat an elephant in a fight.

After years of studying both creatures, The art of war, several famous generals and military battles I have concluded the right answer is obviously 84.

But I'd like you commoners opinion so I can smugly laugh at your rationale "

Well firstly it depends on the elephant and the weight of it...

Secondly its depend on the BTU's that the chickens would create...

And how hard youd throw them...

84 is a laughable answer...itd be in the thousands

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