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The Innkeeper
And special guest star John McClane
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"You forgot the angels "Ain't no angels around here Booboo  | |||
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"You forgot the angels "none on here  | |||
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"You'll be oversubscribed for sheep "all you need is one,the rest will follow | |||
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"You'll be oversubscribed for sheep "3 is sufficient! Also a baby Judas is going to make an appearance in this version! "From birth, they were destined to CROSS paths!" | |||
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"Dibs on the ass..... Wait that sounded wrong...." Okay Boobie, you can be the Donkey | |||
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"You forgot the angels
Ain't no angels around here Booboo "I doubt there's a virgin either  | |||
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"You forgot the angels
Ain't no angels around here Booboo
I doubt there's a virgin either "Are you not?  | |||
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"You forgot the angels
Ain't no angels around here Booboo
I doubt there's a virgin either
Are you not? "Oh I most definitely do not fit into that role haven't in a long time | |||
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"Can I be the Archangel Argyle?  "Yes! Shhhtick on Run DMC  | |||
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"You forgot the angels
Ain't no angels around here Booboo
I doubt there's a virgin either
Are you not?
Oh I most definitely do not fit into that role haven't in a long time "That's what the blessed Mary said  | |||
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"can i be john mclanes partner" Miss Gennero? Holly Gennero? | |||
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"We also need a star to guide the way" Good suggestion.... That'll be RB | |||
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"We also need a star to guide the way Good suggestion.... That'll be RB "Is that because I shine brightly or because I'm so fucking old? | |||
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"We also need a star to guide the way Good suggestion.... That'll be RB
Is that because I shine brightly or because I'm so fucking old? "Both! In equal measures | |||
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"I'd like to be a wise dude....I'd like to be but I'm not. "You are Best Boy for the Sheep | |||
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"I'd like to be a wise dude....I'd like to be but I'm not.
You are Best Boy for the Sheep "Another 24 this week....I dont think they'll notice 3 missing | |||
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"Kaizer has found a Virgin! She's a little shy but will steal the show " | |||
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"Kaizer has found a Virgin! She's a little shy but will steal the show "KT did very well round here | |||
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"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees? I could do a John the Baptist maybe? "You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof | |||
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"Kaizer has found a Virgin! She's a little shy but will steal the show
KT did very well round here "KT always does well  | |||
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"Can I be the Star of Bethlehem because wise men follow me "No! We have a star! 
You can be a wise man | |||
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"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees? I could do a John the Baptist maybe?
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof "Ya Das ist gut. I'll go practice. | |||
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"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees? I could do a John the Baptist maybe?
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof
Ya Das ist gut.
I'll go practice.
"Would it not be better in playing the guy that gets shot in the head....with your experience like | |||
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"Who wants to be the Myrrh Cat? We can compare. " Can I be Sergei  | |||
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"Who wants to be the Myrrh Cat? We can compare. Can I be Sergei " | |||
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"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees? I could do a John the Baptist maybe?
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof
Ya Das ist gut.
I'll go practice.
Would it not be better in playing the guy that gets shot in the head....with your experience like "Lol Boom!
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"We need shepherds as well. "You called | |||
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"We need shepherds as well. "you mean sheep shaggers? | |||
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"We need shepherds as well. you mean sheep shaggers?"No need | |||
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"We need shepherds as well. you mean sheep shaggers?
No need "oh sorry... I meant "looking after the sheep " | |||
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"We need shepherds as well. you mean sheep shaggers?
No need oh sorry... I meant "looking after the sheep ""Yes I do look after the......wait a minute | |||
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"I notice no one is volunteering to be the Messiah " Do we even need to ask who thats going to be in fairness | |||
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"I notice no one is volunteering to be the Messiah " Okay if you insist! The Director shall rekindle his award winning role as Big Baby Jesus
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"Good news KT. I’ve found a virgin, . She said it’s been that long sense she got a bit she may as well be "Got the virgin already man! For someone that's meant to be Fast you're really anything but | |||
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"Maybe a special guest appearance by An Taoiseach as the Innkeeper to tell us there's no room at the Inn" He's busy fighting Covid in the streets | |||
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"Will the new travel restrictions affect the 3 stooges coming to visit the young lad?" That depends where they coming from?! | |||
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"Will the new travel restrictions affect the 3 stooges coming to visit the young lad? That depends where they coming from?! "the far East I think. East wall? | |||
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"Will the new travel restrictions affect the 3 stooges coming to visit the young lad? That depends where they coming from?! the far East I think. East wall?"Longford or Leitrim? | |||
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"What about a wise auld ??" You're in
Rosy is Wise Man #1 with Gold
Mr Bear your are Wise man #2 with Frankenstein
We need a third Wise man..... | |||
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"Is this a musical?" Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?  | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation "You're hired!
Joseph it is | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation "he never got the leg over that pesky ghost  | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost "I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... "you should apply to be the ghost | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost "The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror | |||
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"I assume the whole cast will be on stage singing 'The 'Bare Nescessities' as the final number?? "Look for the...." Altogether now!"
Why would the Jungle Book feature in a production about the birth of our Lord and Saviour?
Leave the Directing to the Director please! | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror "I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle "The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man "I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints"Will you have a high viz jacket? | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? "yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand "You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man "after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all | |||
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"I assume the whole cast will be on stage singing 'The 'Bare Nescessities' as the final number?? "Look for the...." Altogether now!
Why would the Jungle Book feature in a production about the birth of our Lord and Saviour?
Leave the Directing to the Director please! "
I'll take that as a 'maybe' | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all "Shiver me timbers! What type of establishment are you supervising? | |||
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"I assume the whole cast will be on stage singing 'The 'Bare Nescessities' as the final number?? "Look for the...." Altogether now!
Why would the Jungle Book feature in a production about the birth of our Lord and Saviour?
Leave the Directing to the Director please!
I'll take that as a 'maybe' "We'll file it under "Emergencies" | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? "I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one? | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger? "Best I can do is Run to the hills Sweating bullets Highway to hello One Unforgiven Thunder struck... Pick one or two and get back to me | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?"Whoah!!! This ain't that type of production Buddy! Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you. Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment! No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me"You are aware of the song Away in a manger?
Focus on that | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
You are aware of the song Away in a manger?
Focus on that "We can do something by scooter if that's any good | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal " | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me"I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal "Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills "See see the ladies love it already | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels "Walk or borrow an ass or two on the way to make it faster | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills "There will be no Metallica anywhere near anything Kaizer does.... They suck reindeer balls | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels
Walk or borrow an ass or two on the way to make it faster "Booboo will be a wise man | |||
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"Is this a musical? Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills
There will be no Metallica anywhere near anything Kaizer does.... They suck reindeer balls "Run to the hills it is so | |||
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels
Walk or borrow an ass or two on the way to make it faster
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
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The role is yours
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Can I ride the camel
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think "Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other | |||
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other "Pfft where's the fun in that | |||
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other
Pfft where's the fun in that "Save the celebrations until after the show please | |||
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other
Pfft where's the fun in that
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate. Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes. Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......" Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb | |||
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate. Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes. Shepherds let's get the flock out of here...... Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb "I've told you before. I just emanate. | |||
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate. Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes. Shepherds let's get the flock out of here...... Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate. " oh that you do. And there was me thinking it was just a smudge in my eye line | |||
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate. Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes. Shepherds let's get the flock out of here...... Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate. "It's from the rectum right?
Let's get this show on the road!
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate. Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes. Shepherds let's get the flock out of here...... Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate.
It's from the rectum right?
Let's get this show on the road!
Judas and Barabas are making an extra special appearance as a stand up duo. "Fair play to them even if they are 30+ years early to the party. | |||
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate. Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes. Shepherds let's get the flock out of here...... Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate.
It's from the rectum right?
Let's get this show on the road!
Judas and Barabas are making an extra special appearance as a stand up duo.
Fair play to them even if they are 30+ years early to the party. "It'll all knit together nicely | |||
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"If Judas is in this does it mean someone is going to hear a cock crow 3 times " Judas is like the Terminator.... Sent back in time! But... As we find out in Act 3. Future Judas is in fact Jesus' dad as he was the one who fucked Mary, 9 month prior at the annual Nazareth beheading exhibition!
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"If Judas is in this does it mean someone is going to hear a cock crow 3 times " Well now we need someone to play a cock | |||
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"Have we found a Pontius Pilate yet" He is not featuring! | |||
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"Have we found a Pontius Pilate yet" We're gonna need a bigger set | |||
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"If Judas is in this does it mean someone is going to hear a cock crow 3 times Well now we need someone to play a cock "The boys with the magical wands on the other thread sure | |||
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"Have we found a Pontius Pilate yet" Kaizer will play the part of Pontius Pirate | |||
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