FabSwingers.com forum: Xmas tips

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK I'm bored in work and my feet are freezing.

So any tips for how to get through the next few days

1) make sure you have stocked up on batteries for Xmas day as Santa doesn't bring them.

2) soak the marrowfat peas overnight

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sent you the best tip of all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sent you the best tip of all

My eyes my eyes

just as well I like ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK I'm bored in work and my feet are freezing.

So any tips for how to get through the next few days

1) make sure you have stocked up on batteries for Xmas day as Santa doesn't bring them.

2) soak the marrowfat peas overnight

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

MARROWFAT PEAS

The single most grotesque substance on planet Earth

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"OK I'm bored in work and my feet are freezing.

So any tips for how to get through the next few days

1) make sure you have stocked up on batteries for Xmas day as Santa doesn't bring them.

2) soak the marrowfat peas overnight

Soaked marrowfat peas are the devil...

Jaysus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Double check your rubbish collection dates

2. If you don't have a certain streaming service start your 1 month free trial now and set s reminder to cancel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you stock up on Tunnocks Tea Cakes!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Make sure you stock up on Tunnocks Tea Cakes! "

I had to ask what these were the other day ...determined to get some now

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Make sure you stock up on Tunnocks Tea Cakes!

I had to ask what these were the other day ...determined to get some now "

ugh they are so good. And ive resisted buying the box. I wont fit out the door after christmas

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

If anyone is buying themselves or the kiddies a switch, playstation, xbox get it all set up now or be prepared for a four hour wait on christmas morning when everybody else is doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you stock up on Tunnocks Tea Cakes!

I had to ask what these were the other day ...determined to get some now "

Go out and get some my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave all the present wrapping til Christmas Eve - it always takes longer than you think!

Knutty Crust is the best bread for breadcrumbs for your stuffing. Buy it now so it's slightly stale and dry and easier to breadcrumb in a couple of days

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

If you buy a frozen turkey check how long it takes to defrost

Buy fresh bread it will not be got for days

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"OK I'm bored in work and my feet are freezing.

So any tips for how to get through the next few days

1) make sure you have stocked up on batteries for Xmas day as Santa doesn't bring them.

2) soak the marrowfat peas overnight

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

MARROWFAT PEAS

The single most grotesque substance on planet Earth

Omg marrowfat peas. That’s just wrong. Totally and utterly gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK can y'all lay off the mushy peas.......

No wonder people hate the forums

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"OK can y'all lay off the mushy peas.......

No wonder people hate the forums"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God oh what of thought mushy peas would have thus effect dare I mention Brussels sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you buy a frozen turkey check how long it takes to defrost

Buy fresh bread it will not be got for days

And then put some in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God oh what of thought mushy peas would have thus effect dare I mention Brussels sprouts

Peas no ....sprouts yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK can y'all lay off the mushy peas.......

No wonder people hate the forums"

Mushy peas and marrowfat peas are two complete peas!

Get with the goddam pea-rogram

Marrowfat peas are so disgusting, interrogators for the CIA use them to threaten perpetrators!

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By *cupxxxWoman
over a year ago

Gorey

I love my mushy peas & brussel sprouts always.....and turnip. Yummy! Definitely make sure have all bought by Wednesday.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I always thought mushy peas were cooked marrowfat peas that were mushed up

But yes the marrowfat peas soaking for 8 hrs with the tablet in the bowl was a staple of sunday dinners in my parents house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought mushy peas were cooked marrowfat peas that were mushed up

But yes the marrowfat peas soaking for 8 hrs with the tablet in the bowl was a staple of sunday dinners in my parents house "

Fuck the lot of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tip:

Send the kids to your ex for Christmas dinner

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I always thought mushy peas were cooked marrowfat peas that were mushed up

But yes the marrowfat peas soaking for 8 hrs with the tablet in the bowl was a staple of sunday dinners in my parents house "

I'm inclined to think you're correct about the marrowfat/mushy peas. I'm pretty sure it's marowfats that are used to make mushy peas. I love both myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought mushy peas were cooked marrowfat peas that were mushed up

But yes the marrowfat peas soaking for 8 hrs with the tablet in the bowl was a staple of sunday dinners in my parents house

I'm inclined to think you're correct about the marrowfat/mushy peas. I'm pretty sure it's marowfats that are used to make mushy peas. I love both myself. "

It's too traumatic to discuss

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Just chill no point getting stressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Nothing worse than being cold in work. Is there no heating??. My car is always warm for my passengers. Happy christmas to everyone.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Marrowfat peas are my favourite with lots of butter over them

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I always thought mushy peas were cooked marrowfat peas that were mushed up

But yes the marrowfat peas soaking for 8 hrs with the tablet in the bowl was a staple of sunday dinners in my parents house

Fuck the lot of them

Beside turnip it's one of the most outlandish foods I came across first when landing on the Irish shores about 16 years ago. I declare it as inedible.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)"

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

My mother swears there's a present of mine from I was a child that she never ever found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)"

I tend to forget the presents completely, let alone where I left them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)"

Lol was chatting a friend last night and she is in a panic cant remember where she put some of the presents

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Dont drink,get sentimental and text an ex

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Remember to leave out some carrots for the Reindeers

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol"

Massive slide wardrobe and i had them stuffed down the back. Only stocking fillers but still lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol

Massive slide wardrobe and i had them stuffed down the back. Only stocking fillers but still lol"

You didn't find a spare ps5 back there did ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol"

Sounds like we’ve found the way back to Narnia!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)"

I can’t remember all my hiding places

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol

Massive slide wardrobe and i had them stuffed down the back. Only stocking fillers but still lol

You didn't find a spare ps5 back there did ya"

Nope. Have a lovely harry potter money box though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol

Massive slide wardrobe and i had them stuffed down the back. Only stocking fillers but still lol

You didn't find a spare ps5 back there did ya

Nope. Have a lovely harry potter money box though

OK... lemmie just practice my " oh this isn't a let down at all" gift face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook the Turkey upside down .....keeps the meat more moist ...especially the breasts

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol

Sounds like we’ve found the way back to Narnia!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Get someone else to cook

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Don't hide the children's presents you bought early on so well that you can't find them yourself

(send help!!!!!)

I found ones from last year in the our wardrobe the other day

How big is your wardrobe you didn't see presents for the guts of a year? Lol

Massive slide wardrobe and i had them stuffed down the back. Only stocking fillers but still lol

You didn't find a spare ps5 back there did ya

Nope. Have a lovely harry potter money box though

OK... lemmie just practice my " oh this isn't a let down at all" gift face "

Jaysus youre ungrateful

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By *eleytMan
over a year ago

holywood.

lol get an early nite an make sure all toys have batterys.even yours.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hostess trolley is a gift from God for Christmas dinner. As is a dishwasher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When making a turkey sandwich from your xmas dinner leftovers, place an extra slice of gravey soaked bread in the middle. I call it "The Moist Maker".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER EVER offer to put your nephews electric car together... or at least ensure it doesn't require a fucking mechanical engineering degree to complete before you do

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"When making a turkey sandwich from your xmas dinner leftovers, place an extra slice of gravey soaked bread in the middle. I call it "The Moist Maker"."

there really should be a drool emoji

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

If you are putting something mechanical togother and you end up having more bolts and nuts than you should have at the end....

Do not place anyone on said bicycle or go kart....it will end in tears

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