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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

"

Number 1 is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

Number 1 is the lie?"

Too obvious, right?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

Number 1 is the lie?

Too obvious, right? "

Totally ya grinch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

Number 1 is the lie?

Too obvious, right?

Totally ya grinch "

Your turn now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit so that wasn’t you I just flashed in traffic

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit so that wasn’t you I just flashed in traffic "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

"

Rudolph

Had my first kiss just before turning 20

Been to Florida 10 times

Going to win the penis thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched"

The last one?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct "

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on "

Any chance of a jumper for Xmas then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still play with Lego

I have two trade qualifications

I’ve never been abroad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak French

Have never broken a bone

Never stayed in a hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a porn magazine.

I almost drowned when swimming among hundreds of jellyfish.

I'm loosing hearing on the right side.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still play with Lego

I have two trade qualifications

I’ve never been abroad "

Last one

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Rules people rules!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

Rudolph

Had my first kiss just before turning 20

Been to Florida 10 times

Going to win the penis thread

"

The last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rules people rules!! "

Sorry

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on "

Im saving for a hand forged helmet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :

My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers

I had cancer in my twenties

MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist

Rudolph

Had my first kiss just before turning 20

Been to Florida 10 times

Going to win the penis thread

The last one "

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on

Im saving for a hand forged helmet "

You need to work it just right, it’s all in the wrist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on

Im saving for a hand forged helmet "

Couldn't you knit one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can speak French

Have never broken a bone

Never stayed in a hospital "

Last one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I was in a porn magazine.

I almost drowned when swimming among hundreds of jellyfish.

I'm loosing hearing on the right side.

"

The jellyfish one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still play with Lego

I have two trade qualifications

I’ve never been abroad

Last one "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was in a porn magazine.

I almost drowned when swimming among hundreds of jellyfish.

I'm loosing hearing on the right side.

The jellyfish one?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still play with Lego

I have two trade qualifications

I’ve never been abroad

Last one

Correct "

Really? You literally have a whole world to discover

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on

Im saving for a hand forged helmet

Couldn't you knit one? "

Wool aint gonna protect my head casey duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still play with Lego

I have two trade qualifications

I’ve never been abroad

Last one

Correct

Really? You literally have a whole world to discover "

That was the lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can speak four languages

I love knitting

I love having my feet rubbed and touched

The last one?

Correct

I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on

Im saving for a hand forged helmet

Couldn't you knit one?

Wool aint gonna protect my head casey duh"

but you'll be warm

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion

I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating

I've tried C---ine

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion

I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating

I've tried C---ine "

number 1

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

I got shot in the leg.

I accidently punched a guard.

I starred on stage in national theatre

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion

I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating

I've tried C---ine number 1"

No sorry I'll send you a pic

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion

I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating

I've tried C---ine number 1

No sorry I'll send you a pic "

the last one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion

I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating

I've tried C---ine number 1

No sorry I'll send you a pic the last one "

Correct

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I used to live in America

I had my backside shot with a pellet gun

I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.

Had a fistfight with a bear and won.

Never been to Japan.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I used to live in America

I had my backside shot with a pellet gun

I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage. "

Need to inspect your backside before I can answer

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"I got shot in the leg.

I accidently punched a guard.

I starred on stage in national theatre "

I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I used to live in America

I had my backside shot with a pellet gun

I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage. "

Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.

I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..

You never lived in America

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I used to live in America

I had my backside shot with a pellet gun

I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.

Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.

I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..

You never lived in America "

its the first one. Your right . I did get offered to meet Shane Ritchie for a drink backstage and I declined . And I did get the shooting in my ass with pellet gun it bloody hurt too

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I used to live in America

I had my backside shot with a pellet gun

I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.

Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.

I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..

You never lived in America its the first one. Your right . I did get offered to meet Shane Ritchie for a drink backstage and I declined . And I did get the shooting in my ass with pellet gun it bloody hurt too "

C'mere and I'll kiss it better for you

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I used to live in America

I had my backside shot with a pellet gun

I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.

Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.

I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..

You never lived in America its the first one. Your right . I did get offered to meet Shane Ritchie for a drink backstage and I declined . And I did get the shooting in my ass with pellet gun it bloody hurt too

C'mere and I'll kiss it better for you "

thanks Michael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.

Had a fistfight with a bear and won.

Never been to Japan.

"

No #3 is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I'm a chef in well-known restaurant

2) I won 10k in Euro-millions

3) I never ate a snake

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By *heauldadventurerMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Middle one

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.

Had a fistfight with a bear and won.

Never been to Japan.

No #3 is a lie"

What gave it away haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.

Had a fistfight with a bear and won.

Never been to Japan.

No #3 is a lie

What gave it away haha"

Okay no #2 must be a lie then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle one"

No

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath


"I got shot in the leg.

I accidently punched a guard.

I starred on stage in national theatre

I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him "

Correct I've never punched a guard

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I got shot in the leg.

I accidently punched a guard.

I starred on stage in national theatre

I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him

Correct I've never punched a guard "

But you were shot

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By *heauldadventurerMan
over a year ago

City Centre


"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.

Had a fistfight with a bear and won.

Never been to Japan.

No #3 is a lie

What gave it away haha"

Cause it was a humble brag

I have been to 80 countries...I would never say I hadnt been to one. It makes you look very untravelled btw

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.

Had a fistfight with a bear and won.

Never been to Japan.

No #3 is a lie

What gave it away haha

Okay no #2 must be a lie then "

Nah that did happen, but it was in a console game so technically it's not a lie but I never said it happened in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.

2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.

3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Kaizer has signed more autographs than some people have had hot dinners!

2. ThunderkissEnterprises© is registered with the CRO.

3. It is a proven fact that whenst properly applied a Thunderkiss will result in a lady getting extremely aroused

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.

2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.

3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany."

I'd like to believe that they're all true but I'll go with 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.

2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.

3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany.

I'd like to believe that they're all true but I'll go with 3 "

3 was the lie...although I have roller bladed around the hockenheim race track...not sure that counts as racing though lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.

2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.

3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany.

I'd like to believe that they're all true but I'll go with 3

3 was the lie...although I have roller bladed around the hockenheim race track...not sure that counts as racing though lol "

It's on wheels...it counts

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

I'm too sexy for my cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

I'm too sexy for my cat."

3. Ya gots no pussy maaan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

I'm too sexy for my cat.

3. Ya gots no pussy maaan "

True! I ain't got no pussy at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

I'm too sexy for my cat.

3. Ya gots no pussy maaan

True! I ain't got no pussy at all!"

Or should I say correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

I'm too sexy for my cat.

3. Ya gots no pussy maaan

True! I ain't got no pussy at all!"

Word

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath


"I got shot in the leg.

I accidently punched a guard.

I starred on stage in national theatre

I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him

Correct I've never punched a guard

But you were shot "

On a rifle range in the army Cadets by a 22 right in the lower thigh stung like a bitch the little runt got a boot In the ribs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I got shot in the leg.

I accidently punched a guard.

I starred on stage in national theatre

I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him

Correct I've never punched a guard

But you were shot

On a rifle range in the army Cadets by a 22 right in the lower thigh stung like a bitch the little runt got a boot In the ribs "

The least he deserved....id imagine the paperwork was horrendous also

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Nope we were both minors, not sure maybe the instructor got in trouble. He picked the pellet out with a Swiss army knife, all that's left is small mark like a bsg.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Nope we were both minors, not sure maybe the instructor got in trouble. He picked the pellet out with a Swiss army knife, all that's left is small mark like a bsg. "

Jesus christ thats even worse than getting shot

That's John Rambo stuff right there

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

I wish, I cried like a baby an whinged about it for rest of camp.

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