FabSwingers.com forum: Vivaldi

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was chatting to a Girl on here last night.

She said her friends called her Vivaldi.

I asked " Is that because your a brilliant violinist"

She said "No, its because my name is Viv and i work at Aldi"

Im here all week ......

By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Once I arrived mid morning on a building site to start...I was a 2nd year apprentice electrician

I asked for my foreman and was sent by the other lads to the top floor of the building and to ask for Clarence

Got to the top floor....loads of top knobs drinking tea...asked loudly like a cocky 17 yr old over their heads who's Clarence

Foreman walked up to me and gave me such a box...I went flying

Turned out he was cross eyed and his nickname was the name of the cross eyed lion in Daktari....except no one used it to his face for some reason