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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one are you? Asking for all the single ladies on here, cos I'm sound like that (dark)

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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin


"Which one are you? Asking for all the single ladies on here, cos I'm sound like that (dark) "

I've been everyone of them at some point.. mostly tho a disappointment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my own personal opinion... I could be very wrong.... but. If the person your meeting with plays their part right there shouldn't be a problem getting hard again if you have cum before going out to meet them.. if there is "an issue " then maybe ur not that attracted to them or speak to you local gp

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment.. "

Come on now,you know how it works ?! Right ?!

Surely you have enough experience by now to know

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth


"Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment.. "

Relax and stop thinking so much.. Best advice you could e ever get

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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

What if I just finger bashed her really good, but I had previously ejaculated into a container in case it didn't work..and then I'd just throw it on her face while rooting around

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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

Really nervous..

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"What if I just finger bashed her really good, but I had previously ejaculated into a container in case it didn't work..and then I'd just throw it on her face while rooting around "

Made me laugh

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Really nervous.. "

Now I know you are drinking whilst working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment.. "

Here is my routine before a meet:

I prepare for 3 days in advance.

Firstly I like to get the diet right, all organic food, lots of spinach (his called popeye for a reason), lots of fresh fruit, and oysters.

Then I spend 3 days also watching motivational videos and on YT.

The key to this is the day of the meet then I watch the 25 minute Rocky 1-5 training montage at least 3 times in a row.

I also try not to sleep for two nights before so I can make myself delirious and edgy during the meet yknow.

As far as touching myself, it's a big no-no. Adds to the deliciousness and edginess.

Eventually popping a viagra and a valium at about an hour before, washed down with Redbull.

Then I eventually find out shes a no show. I have a cry and try sleep in the car but the red bull keeps me just lucid enough to get home to bed for the Tommy tank and 12 hour sleep

Hope this helps others

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name


"What if I just finger bashed her really good, but I had previously ejaculated into a container in case it didn't work..and then I'd just throw it on her face while rooting around "

Fucking howled at this!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a sec till I compose myself & see what else has been added to the thread

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs


"Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment..

Here is my routine before a meet:

I prepare for 3 days in advance.

Firstly I like to get the diet right, all organic food, lots of spinach (his called popeye for a reason), lots of fresh fruit, and oysters.

Then I spend 3 days also watching motivational videos and on YT.

The key to this is the day of the meet then I watch the 25 minute Rocky 1-5 training montage at least 3 times in a row.

I also try not to sleep for two nights before so I can make myself delirious and edgy during the meet yknow.

As far as touching myself, it's a big no-no. Adds to the deliciousness and edginess.

Eventually popping a viagra and a valium at about an hour before, washed down with Redbull.

Then I eventually find out shes a no show. I have a cry and try sleep in the car but the red bull keeps me just lucid enough to get home to bed for the Tommy tank and 12 hour sleep

Hope this helps others

"

Marry me!!

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By *entleman PoliteMan
over a year ago

Mars

Funny thread

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

OMG. Brilliant.

I kinda like when a meet turns up mad horny. Get the ripping the clothes off each other and first ride out of the way so you can chill and properly enjoy yourself.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"OMG. Brilliant.

I kinda like when a meet turns up mad horny. Get the ripping the clothes off each other and first ride out of the way so you can chill and properly enjoy yourself. "

And then introductions will follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don"t you do your usual the big bag of cans and the disco wank

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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin


"Why don"t you do your usual the big bag of cans and the disco wank "

Dont forget the battered sausages..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don"t you do your usual the big bag of cans and the disco wank

Dont forget the battered sausages.. "

I heard it was fairly battered looking after she finished with ya

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs


"OMG. Brilliant.

I kinda like when a meet turns up mad horny. Get the ripping the clothes off each other and first ride out of the way so you can chill and properly enjoy yourself. "

Ooh yes!!! This too!!! 100%!!

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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin


"Why don"t you do your usual the big bag of cans and the disco wank

Dont forget the battered sausages..

I heard it was fairly battered looking after she finished with ya "

I actually thought she made it look better..

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By *uanpac OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

Just while I have ye lads, I'm selling little cartons of cream atm...PM me for prices.. make it a white christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don"t you do your usual the big bag of cans and the disco wank

Dont forget the battered sausages..

I heard it was fairly battered looking after she finished with ya

I actually thought she made it look better.. "

She made mine look like it went through a cheese-grater

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs


"Just while I have ye lads, I'm selling little cartons of cream atm...PM me for prices.. make it a white christmas "

I'll take a crusty sock thanks

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment..

Here is my routine before a meet:

I prepare for 3 days in advance.

Firstly I like to get the diet right, all organic food, lots of spinach (his called popeye for a reason), lots of fresh fruit, and oysters.

Then I spend 3 days also watching motivational videos and on YT.

The key to this is the day of the meet then I watch the 25 minute Rocky 1-5 training montage at least 3 times in a row.

I also try not to sleep for two nights before so I can make myself delirious and edgy during the meet yknow.

As far as touching myself, it's a big no-no. Adds to the deliciousness and edginess.

Eventually popping a viagra and a valium at about an hour before, washed down with Redbull.

Then I eventually find out shes a no show. I have a cry and try sleep in the car but the red bull keeps me just lucid enough to get home to bed for the Tommy tank and 12 hour sleep

Hope this helps others

"

Love it

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Turn up full throttle I say

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Jaysus!

How many times do I have to say it?

She sucks you off until you cum.

As you languish in heaven, she sits on your face, or you go down on her until she cums and then you fuck.

It's not fucking rocket science, literally

Saves the pre meet wank.

She gets lots of energy for the night from your nectar.

You both get one half decent fuck and then it's Nigella - fuck, eat, repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering lads, does anyone else empty the tank before a meet, whack one out like, spank their bacon.. or do you go in all guns blazing and leave her face looking like Joaquin Phoenix in the joker.. it's a big decision, you run the risk of not achieving full erection and having a little floppy thing where your baby finger would do more damage..or maybe it all pays off and you're riding her like Tobey Maguire rode the shit out of Sea Biscuit.. worst case scenario, you get half a horn and still only give her 30 seconds of despair, regret and disappointment.. "

I said a bag of chips.... no need for a battered sausage he he

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I would not let that idiot near a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank the night before and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrived loaded and ready for action the way I like to think is it’s up to her to reload you

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