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"Corrupt a Wish"
Post something that you wish for and the next poster will ruin it and leave their own!
For example:
"I wish to win the lottery!"
..."Granted but it's all in Monopoly money 
I wish to be able to fly..."
I'll leave the flying one as my own | |||
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"Corrupt a Wish"
Post something that you wish for and the next poster will ruin it and leave their own!
For example:
"I wish to win the lottery!"
..."Granted but it's all in Monopoly money
I wish to be able to fly..."
I'll leave the flying one as my own "But you can only fly 5ft from the ground and 5ft in distance at any one time | |||
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"i wish i was a little bit taller" Granted but you bump your head everywhere you go now
I wish it could be Christmas every day! | |||
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"I wish it could be Christmas every day!" But then youd have to eat Turkey every day for the rest of your life 
I wish for a white Christmas | |||
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"I wish it could be Christmas every day! But then youd have to eat Turkey every day for the rest of your life
I wish for a white Christmas "But then you'd have Salt everywhere I wish for a massive party in 2021 | |||
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"I wish it could be Christmas every day! But then youd have to eat Turkey every day for the rest of your life
I wish for a white Christmas
But then you'd have Salt everywhere
I wish for a massive party in 2021 "Granted but the people attending are people you dont like | |||
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"I wish for sun holiday " Granted but its in Saudi Arabia I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend | |||
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"I wish for sun holiday Granted but its in Saudi Arabia I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend " In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain  | |||
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"I wish for sun holiday Granted but its in Saudi Arabia I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain "Granted but its a brothel 
Kaizer wishes for Liz Hurley's legs wrapped around his face  | |||
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"I wish for sun holiday Granted but its in Saudi Arabia I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain
Granted but its a brothel
Kaizer wishes for Liz Hurley's legs wrapped around his face "Granted: but they are attached to Hugh grants body I wish for a new car | |||
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"I wish for sun holiday Granted but its in Saudi Arabia I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain
Granted but its a brothel
Kaizer wishes for Liz Hurley's legs wrapped around his face
Granted: but they are attached to Hugh grants body
I wish for a new car "Granted but its a Dacia Duster I wish to be 2 stone lighter | |||
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"Granted but its a Dacia Duster I wish to be 2 stone lighter" Granted but you can never eat your favourite food again! I wish I had a time machine | |||
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I wish the sun shone more in Ireland  | |||
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I wish I could have the afternoon off and go on the lash | |||
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"Granted. But it’s next door to twat mr Trump
I wish I could have the afternoon off and go on the lash "Granted but you are barred from all the pubs we go to
I wish I never had to do housework again | |||
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"Granted. But it’s next door to twat mr Trump
I wish I could have the afternoon off and go on the lash
Granted but you are barred from all the pubs we go to
I wish I never had to do housework again "You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive | |||
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"You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive " Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes | |||
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"You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes "Granted, but you're now colour blind. I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner | |||
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"You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner"Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter 
Kaizer wishes for world peace | |||
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"You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter
Kaizer wishes for world peace "Granted But all Kaizers get locked up I wish she would return my mail | |||
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"You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter
Kaizer wishes for world peace
Granted But all Kaizers get locked up
I wish she would return my mail "'She' doesn't exist
I wish for a massive orgy. | |||
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"You don't ....because your homeless I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter
Kaizer wishes for world peace
Granted But all Kaizers get locked up
I wish she would return my mail
'She' doesn't exist
I wish for a massive orgy."Granted but all the men are limp and the women have no enterances I wish I wasn't as awesome | |||
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" Granted but all the men are limp and the women have no enterances I wish I wasn't as awesome" Granted but now you put people to sleep when you talk
I wish I was famous! | |||
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" Granted but all the men are limp and the women have no enterances I wish I wasn't as awesome Granted but now you put people to sleep when you talk
I wish I was famous! "Granted, but it's for your twerking videos I wish I were multilingual | |||
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"Granted but you can say only one phase. I wish I could move to the caribean " Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate 
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes  | |||
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"Granted but you can say only one phase. I wish I could move to the caribean Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes "Granted but ... Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work I wish for a clear road tomorrow | |||
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"Granted but you can say only one phase. I wish I could move to the caribean Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow "Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes | |||
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"Granted but you can say only one phase. I wish I could move to the caribean Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes "Granted, but all wishes you make need to benefit others! I wish for a mffffff  | |||
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"Granted but you can say only one phase. I wish I could move to the caribean Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes
Granted, but all wishes you make need to benefit others!
I wish for a mffffff "Granted but you last 20 seconds. I wish covid would fook right off. | |||
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"Granted but you can say only one phase. I wish I could move to the caribean Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes
Granted, but all wishes you make need to benefit others!
I wish for a mffffff
Granted but you last 20 seconds.
I wish covid would fook right off."Haha i could live with that just watch them.haha Granted but then a a nuke goes off  | |||
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" I wish covid would fook right off. Haha i could live with that just watch them.haha Granted but then a a nuke goes off "You forgot your wish
I wish for a 2 hunks for Xmas | |||
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"You forgot your wish
I wish for a 2 hunks for Xmas "Granted but they're more interested in hubby
I wish I had x-ray vision! | |||
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"You forgot your wish
I wish for a 2 hunks for Xmas
Granted but they're more interested in hubby
I wish I had x-ray vision! "But it only works on lads I wish I could play a guitar | |||
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"Granted but you can only play one tune! I wish to be 10 years younger "Granted, but the following day you'll be 20 years older. I wish to be a good cook. | |||
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"Granted but you can only play one tune! I wish to be 10 years younger
Granted, but the following day you'll be 20 years older.
I wish to be a good cook."Granted but you can only use peas and potatoes to cook
I wish I knew what a tracker mortgage was! | |||
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