FabSwingers.com forum: Penis of the Century -Voting Thread

By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Ok so here we go.

The nominations for Penis of the Century and in no particular order are:

Reality Bites

Geralt80

thebadseed

Pete Panther

Keanored

Johnny17

agentleman44

Tantra Massage

hornymark86

friskyfellow69

fastlad

porncock

dodgyd29d

johnny26irish

Boing

pete35

isolated2020

_ardyboy54321

njall

red315

manhoe

Almost In

fancyachatnow

Jack Gough

Jim 44

Mrsatisfy123

_iscuits8

Sparkie

Seducer999

dirty dog 710

lyno21

Mowgliboy

kinkycoupleni123

Silverfox74

Phew. Thats a bit of a list.I think I got everybody trying to sift through all yere messing. feckers. Voting is open to North/South Ireland. Voting can be done here on the thread or by PM. One vote per party. Voting will close next tuesday at 11pm because im SOOOO not spending my christmas eve eve counting votes on your cocks when ive one to be looking after here

Votes made after 11pm next tuesday will not be counted. No bribery, corralling etc will be allowed unless its offers are cake.

Judges decision is final and if ya dont like it, tough.

May the best male appendage win.

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

If ive missed anyone, PM me and ill add it but i think ive gotten everybody xxx

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I've cast my vote anyhow

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't forget the pity vote for the aul lads.

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

That's a lot of research

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Stiff competition. Good luck fellas

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't forget the pity vote for the aul lads.

For the aul lad's lad really

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

I'm happy to present my cock for a socially distanced private viewing,.... Is that allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

I'm unashamedly offering enticements for a vote..a Tantra Massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do I enter.....

How... I ment how.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

I agree how about each nominee posts a pic gor us to consider

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

I agree how about each nominee posts a pic gor us to consider "

I’ve a few and a video made public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

I agree how about each nominee posts a pic gor us to consider

I’ve a few and a video made public

Very good.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Jaysus, I don't even know if my piss-taking post were taken as a self nomination...

If someone was actually mad enough to nominate me... cheers, I'm honoured

(and also please make yourself known

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Heylookboobs is a late entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heylookboobs is a late entry

Or was I just a very early withdrawal

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Heylookboobs is a late entry

Or was I just a very early withdrawal "

Wouldnt know with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

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feel free to perv its all on show

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Public pic penile perusal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

Your age profile age restrictions make that wish impossible to come true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

Your age profile age restrictions make that wish impossible to come true.

Make pic public every vote counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And thank you to Mrmrs1234. It's quite a hard...long... Arduous?..Task to take under your belt. Fair play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be great to have a closer look at the product before voting.

Your age profile age restrictions make that wish impossible to come true.

Have it all so

Make pic public every vote counts "

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Bumpy bump bump

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Two males well out in front so far. Might be a head to head battle

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Two males well out in front so far. Might be a head to head battle"

Swords at dawn?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Which will cum first

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Two males well out in front so far. Might be a head to head battle

Swords at dawn?"

As long as they don't mind crossing them RB

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Im not thinking my replies through. Feck off i only had two hours sleep last night im not able for your blaguarding

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Just a little reminder that voting closes tomorrow night at 10pm xxx

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Just a little reminder that voting closes tomorrow night at 11pm xxx"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just a little reminder that voting closes tomorrow night at 11pm xxx"

Two different times to allow for the European votes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s this all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wholehearted vote goes to Almost in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wholehearted vote goes to Almost in

Thank you Peachbum, you would make a guy feels special

I think you should also send me a private message...ehhh I think it's part of the voting process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male appendage is remarkably ugly!

But at 3 foot in length, with the ability to shoot manuka honey up to 20 foot upon ejaculation.

The Thunderkiss vote goes to Fabs Tarzan aka Agentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must go and have a look before I cast my vote

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Not that I was going to be in the running or anything... but I didn't help myself by forgetting I was up for this and setting my pics to private until last night

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Not that I was going to be in the running or anything... but I didn't help myself by forgetting I was up for this and setting my pics to private until last night

Get them up again biscuits there's still time

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By *uanpacMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

For a place that gives out about dick pics...ye are mad for it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems I can't cast my vote... Sorry guys

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By *razygoalsMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

[Removed by poster at 21/12/20 11:47:22]

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By *razygoalsMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

Hey Peach, the Imma, send me a message

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Seems I can't cast my vote... Sorry guys "

I can send u a pm if u want x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems I can't cast my vote... Sorry guys

I can send u a pm if u want x"

If you could I would appreciate that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck y'all, may the best man win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck y'all, may the best man win"

Agreed

. Maybe we can all get little flacid peen participation statues.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

So how do I butter up potential voters without sounding like Marlon Brando?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Dunno about thebrest of the nominees but I've been on a campaign trail all over the country this past week, handed out stickers and flyers for votes. Lot of money spent but quietly confident it'll pay off

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Dunno about thebrest of the nominees but I've been on a campaign trail all over the country this past week, handed out stickers and flyers for votes. Lot of money spent but quietly confident it'll pay off

In other words you were Hob Nobbing?

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

I’ve been planning this for years. Dick pics in every message to spread the word

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m gona have to start creeping

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

"I’m gona have to start creeping

Please do _elle x

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I must of not posted in my entry form on time

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By *nythingsoloCouple
over a year ago

Sexy town

Mrs wants to know any around north tipp xmas eve lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What century are we talking about anyway? Some of us qualify for more than one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"What century are we talking about anyway? Some of us qualify for more than one"

So you can be a double winner

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehhh we have the best penises, these penises are the best around are...we are positive these are the...(fill in additional Trump grandioso comment about our junk)

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh goody, how did I miss this I've been working a lot

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ehhh we have the best penises, these penises are the best around are...we are positive these are the...(fill in additional Trump grandioso comment about our junk)"

FAKE PENIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAKE PENIS "

Exquisite

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That wooden spoon will be handy for stirring the pudding.

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

Well done everyone

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Sorry I just realised I put Keanored in twice. Almost In is in joint third place with hardyboy. apologies

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Omg!!!! I'm so humbled here for making joint third place in the lovely willy award. Against some stiff opposition. And I'd just like to take the opportunity to thank the nurseing home ladies for vote'ing I will grab this award by both hands and put it beside my second place award for male rear of the year.im feeling the love girls and we'll done to everyone who entered and of course to our hostess with the mostess

happy Christmas ladies and gents of fab land. Hardy xxx

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ah jaysus lads and lasses. I'm touched

Thanks for your votes

I'll cherish my half of the trophy for the next 80 years until the next vote and pass on the baton.

Some stiff competition there.

Well done all.

Merry Christmas

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ah jaysus lads and lasses. I'm touched

Thanks for your votes

I'll cherish my half of the trophy for the next 80 years until the next vote and pass on the baton.

Some stiff competition there.

Well done all.

Merry Christmas

And thanks Mrs for all your hard work and diligence

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

So much for sweet talking the judge, I give up

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Injury ruled me out this time, I will need to keep the hands off myself abit more haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

A few strokes of luck go a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

FFS... apart from the obvious jokes that I’m sure will follow.. for any real votes for me and my penis.. I’m very appreciative and thanks.. as the competition was eh..Stiff..

OP to get mentioned once in the list was a compliment.. Merry Christmas

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

FFS... apart from the obvious jokes that I’m sure will follow.. for any real votes for me and my penis.. I’m very appreciative and thanks.. as the competition was eh..Stiff..

OP to get mentioned once in the list was a compliment.. Merry Christmas

Well deserved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t even get to enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

FFS... apart from the obvious jokes that I’m sure will follow.. for any real votes for me and my penis.. I’m very appreciative and thanks.. as the competition was eh..Stiff..

OP to get mentioned once in the list was a compliment.. Merry Christmas

Well deserved

thanks sexy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sorry for the delay in posting.

And our winner are:

Joint First Place: Pete Panther and Reality Bites

Second Place: Keanored

Joint Third Place: Keanored and Hardyboy54321

Congratulations lads. No swelled heads now.

FFS... apart from the obvious jokes that I’m sure will follow.. for any real votes for me and my penis.. I’m very appreciative and thanks.. as the competition was eh..Stiff..

OP to get mentioned once in the list was a compliment.. Merry Christmas

Well deserved

thanks sexy"

Ya welcum

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Well done winners. I’m devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was never added to the list

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Flutes

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Maybe i should have tried harder instead of going in half cocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the only time a penis is impressive by cumming first?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Well done the boyos!

Well I blew all my money on a nationwide campaign to not even get top 3. Anyone have any use for 10,000 leftover flyers with pictures of my lad on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done the boyos!

Well I blew all my money on a nationwide campaign to not even get top 3. Anyone have any use for 10,000 leftover flyers with pictures of my lad on them?"

Free kindling?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Good idea - anyone want to burn my cock on the fire over Christmas?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Good idea - anyone want to burn my cock on the fire over Christmas?

I thought you were meant to rub two STICKS together to get a fire going

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Well done the boyos!

Well I blew all my money on a nationwide campaign to not even get top 3. Anyone have any use for 10,000 leftover flyers with pictures of my lad on them?"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Subtlety young man, subtlety.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Well done winners. I’m devastated "

Come cry on my shoulder

bring scotch eggs

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"Well done winners. I’m devastated

Come cry on my shoulder

bring scotch eggs

I’ll come with my uncompetitive dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here I was pulling my self together to post my pic...

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By *eauhoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Who’s inching ahead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I just realised I put Keanored in twice. Almost In is in joint third place with hardyboy. apologies"

Ahh excellent what cool christmas news, perhaps all the gays that harrass me have finally been of use?!!

Very thankful to anyone who voted for me 3. And to MrMrs123 fair play to you organising such a thread it really mushroomed out in the end

Now no one can ever say I am not the joint third best penis in an online swinging community, they be red faced liars if they did.

It's like when Father Ted was the second best priest but this is third place and penis . ..."the third best dick....the third best dick" (voice in his mind)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Well done winners. I’m devastated

Come cry on my shoulder

bring scotch eggs

I’ll come with my uncompetitive dick

Il give it a proper inspection

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"Well done winners. I’m devastated

Come cry on my shoulder

bring scotch eggs

I’ll come with my uncompetitive dick

Il give it a proper inspection

I could do with a good mot

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