FabSwingers.com forum: Removing a bra

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is one for the men ... and ladies. Men. How long does it take you to remove a bra? One hand or two hands.

Ladies. How long would it take you to remove it from someone else. Again one hand or two hands.

Personally I’m a disaster. I always have to get help lol. If left probably 10-15 seconds and definitely two hands

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Remember back in the day getting used to them and well able to open with one hand

Who the fuck invented the front opening ones to confuse teenagers

Do they still exist

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"This is one for the men ... and ladies. Men. How long does it take you to remove a bra? One hand or two hands.

Ladies. How long would it take you to remove it from someone else. Again one hand or two hands.

Personally I’m a disaster. I always have to get help lol. If left probably 10-15 seconds and definitely two hands "

Hahahahaha!!! You need to get a bra and put it on your lap while driving and practice opening it with one hand.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Remember back in the day getting used to them and well able to open with one hand

Who the fuck invented the front opening ones to confuse teenagers

Do they still exist "

I wish. I’ve a rotator cuff injury and I struggle to put one on. I’d love a front closing one.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Remember back in the day getting used to them and well able to open with one hand

Who the fuck invented the front opening ones to confuse teenagers

Do they still exist

I wish. I’ve a rotator cuff injury and I struggle to put one on. I’d love a front closing one. "

Can you not put it on backwards and then turn it around

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fuck that. I prefer to go braless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just swing it around the front mostly must easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No messing... One hand... Under 3 seconds... Be gone foul garment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening is fine but tieing it is to much hassle sometimes.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Remember back in the day getting used to them and well able to open with one hand

Who the fuck invented the front opening ones to confuse teenagers

Do they still exist

I wish. I’ve a rotator cuff injury and I struggle to put one on. I’d love a front closing one.

Can you not put it on backwards and then turn it around "

I have some medical bits that can get ripped out if I do thatt

I just throw on a sports bra if I’m the one removing it. Mind you, if it’s silverfox, I just do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sissors usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck that. I prefer to go braless.

It's really no big deal flips around pretty quick to be fair two seconds job. No battles. lol.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I normally whips it around. Mind you i can go without a bra and it wouldnt be noticed so theres that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no interest in taking a bra off another woman. I do remember one man who could expertly flick one open with one hand

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Why remove them yourself when they can remove them while doing a sexy strip tease

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By *efender90Man
over a year ago

sligo

I can do it right handed in 3/5 seconds generally.. once opened every girls bra along a bar for a bet .. they were all in on it and up for a laugh.. ohh the good old days

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

With the click of the fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For everyones sake, I think velcro bra openings should be used........like 4 year olds wearing runners with velcro fasteners to school.

A 'training' bra if you will......for men!

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

2 fingers and a few seconds to whip off Mrs Gs' bra

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By *appytoadsCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

One hand is always good, ted baker have a range of front loaders, sexy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing my own trumpet here but:

One Handed - Bad Hand too

Under 2 Seconds

Disclaimer: If they open from the front I'm in trouble.

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By *1shadesofnaughtyMan
over a year ago

South Limerick

One handed from the back. If it opens from the front the lady my oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do it one handed in about 3-5 seconds in most cases, couple.of times depending on the bra a little longer.

Bras that open at the front are fantastic too

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow torch and an angle grinder always to hand , no point taken chances lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

I can anyway

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

I thought men were experts at removing a bra

Jean

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

3 clip, we’re talking heavy duty ones here.

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By *elfastman..Man
over a year ago

belfast

What's a bra

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sometimes the bra is not sized correctly and so tight its a two handed job with a foot on their back....like a tug of war so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the bra is not sized correctly and so tight its a two handed job with a foot on their back....like a tug of war so to speak

Again your mixing up ladies and sheep BP!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sometimes the bra is not sized correctly and so tight its a two handed job with a foot on their back....like a tug of war so to speak

Again your mixing up ladies and sheep BP!

I sometimes wonder what people just glacing in the forums think of the sheep shaming

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Sometimes the bra is not sized correctly and so tight its a two handed job with a foot on their back....like a tug of war so to speak

Again your mixing up ladies and sheep BP!

I sometimes wonder what people just glacing in the forums think of the sheep shaming

Probably think you're minted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought men were experts at removing a bra

Jean "

Not all men ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is one for the men ... and ladies. Men. How long does it take you to remove a bra? One hand or two hands.

Ladies. How long would it take you to remove it from someone else. Again one hand or two hands.

Personally I’m a disaster. I always have to get help lol. If left probably 10-15 seconds and definitely two hands

Hahahahaha!!! You need to get a bra and put it on your lap while driving and practice opening it with one hand. "

Can I borrow one of yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remember back in the day getting used to them and well able to open with one hand

Who the fuck invented the front opening ones to confuse teenagers

Do they still exist

I wish. I’ve a rotator cuff injury and I struggle to put one on. I’d love a front closing one.

Can you not put it on backwards and then turn it around

I have some medical bits that can get ripped out if I do thatt

I just throw on a sports bra if I’m the one removing it. Mind you, if it’s silverfox, I just do it myself

Practice makes perfect. I will surprise you one of these days at how fast I will get it off

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe the issues got me wrong. If they had to get it off another lady would it take them long. Hands would be at a different angle

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

3 clip, we’re talking heavy duty ones here. "

Heavy duty is a 4 clip bra around the back & a magnetic clip at the centre of shoulder blades... well I do need extra support for my bits

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

3 clip, we’re talking heavy duty ones here.

Heavy duty is a 4 clip bra around the back & a magnetic clip at the centre of shoulder blades... well I do need extra support for my bits

Going through security at an airport must be a nightmare for you

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By *ersitilefunMan
over a year ago

Dungannon

Joey from friends springs to mind lol

Sometimes I can get it 1st click & I even impress myself, but pride comes before a fall & there’s always a fumblin match around the corner just as I think I have it mastered lmao

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By *aggie MaeWoman
over a year ago

Just out and about

All I'm thinking is that heavenly feeling getting home from work and getting that fecker off !!

Not even thinking about someone else taking it off lol

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"All I'm thinking is that heavenly feeling getting home from work and getting that fecker off !!

Not even thinking about someone else taking it off lol "

Totally!! And I don’t care if they sit on my knees at that point

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

3 clip, we’re talking heavy duty ones here.

Heavy duty is a 4 clip bra around the back & a magnetic clip at the centre of shoulder blades... well I do need extra support for my bits

Going through security at an airport must be a nightmare for you

Hahahaaa.... what’s an airport...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

Triple clasp are easier

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

3 clip, we’re talking heavy duty ones here.

Heavy duty is a 4 clip bra around the back & a magnetic clip at the centre of shoulder blades... well I do need extra support for my bits

Going through security at an airport must be a nightmare for you

Hahahaaa.... what’s an airport...

Those places we used to go through on the way to lie in the sun...remember the sun ...the bright thing in the sky

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Once you know how they work they should be simple

But nothings ever simple

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

3 clip, we’re talking heavy duty ones here.

Heavy duty is a 4 clip bra around the back & a magnetic clip at the centre of shoulder blades... well I do need extra support for my bits

Going through security at an airport must be a nightmare for you

Hahahaaa.... what’s an airport...

Those places we used to go through on the way to lie in the sun...remember the sun ...the bright thing in the sky "

Oh yes.... that thing that’s supposed to make you smile? No wonder most of this place is grumpy & moody... No feckin sunshine!!

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Once you know how they work they should be simple

But nothings ever simple

Trust me... it’s simple once you get the hang of it

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Practice makes perfect. I will surprise you one of these days at how fast I will get it off "

LOL that would be a surprise.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Practice makes perfect. I will surprise you one of these days at how fast I will get it off

LOL that would be a surprise.

Video with a stopwatch please Red

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Once you know how they work they should be simple

But nothings ever simple

Trust me... it’s simple once you get the hang of it

I think I need some practice

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Once you know how they work they should be simple

But nothings ever simple

Trust me... it’s simple once you get the hang of it

I think I need some practice

Let’s get started then.. I’ll teach you how

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Practice makes perfect. I will surprise you one of these days at how fast I will get it off

LOL that would be a surprise.

Video with a stopwatch please Red

You can watch live...

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Once you know how they work they should be simple

But nothings ever simple

Trust me... it’s simple once you get the hang of it

I think I need some practice

Let’s get started then.. I’ll teach you how

I hope this doesn’t involve you dressing me up in woman’s underwear?

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Once you know how they work they should be simple

But nothings ever simple

Trust me... it’s simple once you get the hang of it

I think I need some practice

Let’s get started then.. I’ll teach you how

I hope this doesn’t involve you dressing me up in woman’s underwear?

Whatever tickles your fancy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be able to do it with one hand

And was once challenged one night amugust friends one night

2 secs and opened - she just didn’t have time to say I couldn’t - was well impressed that night I was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Practice makes perfect. I will surprise you one of these days at how fast I will get it off

LOL that would be a surprise.

And you can practice the belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 2 seconds and BOOM !! Those puppies are freeeee

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

For me it takes about 30 seconds to take another womans bra off with 2 hands lol. Gent tho one handed and about 2 or seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me it takes about 30 seconds to take another womans bra off with 2 hands lol. Gent tho one handed and about 2 or seconds.

At least I’m not the only one so

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By *LLY69Man
over a year ago

Gorey

"Can all these experts open the three clip ones one handed?

Yes no problem love to give you a demo ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it so difficult for people to answer to a straight forward question on here, Op Asked " How long does it take you men to open a bra with on hand" and long does it a you ladies to open it yourselfs" example here, i get lucky probably one in 10 times.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Why is it so difficult for people to answer to a straight forward question on here, Op Asked " How long does it take you men to open a bra with on hand" and long does it a you ladies to open it yourselfs" example here, i get lucky probably one in 10 times."

And yet still you yourself didn't actually answer the question

Oh and less than 3 seconds to open my own and I haven't opened anyone else's while they are wearing one would be my answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I would’ve said when I was a teenager they were a nightmare but honestly now the 2 clip bras are a sinch.. 2 fingers and pinch and twist..the bigger 3 clips need a little more attention though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I would’ve said when I was a teenager they were a nightmare but honestly now the 2 clip bras are a sinch.. 2 fingers and pinch and twist..the bigger 3 clips need a little more attention though..

Only a sinch with practice. I may get my practice in lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Whats the story with the big sigh of relief when the straps get opened in the evening

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Practice makes perfect. I will surprise you one of these days at how fast I will get it off

LOL that would be a surprise.

And you can practice the belt

I need no upskilling I’ll have you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started wearing longline ones with 4/5 clasps.. Who dares boys??

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I've started wearing longline ones with 4/5 clasps.. Who dares boys?? "

Excepted

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've started wearing longline ones with 4/5 clasps.. Who dares boys?? "

Are they any comfier!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any bra, even 4+ clips is a piece of cake with my left hand. Just a snap of the fingers.

Right hand though? It would take me a week!

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By *ork HungMan
over a year ago

Around

It depends on the bra ;p

And how tight it is

I’m not a brafissional but what I think is there are some bras that are made just to screw u off,it takes for ever to open

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh I just leave it on, a lung with the stockings and heels. If a lady has gone to the effort of looking that good who am I to undo her good work.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Oh I just leave it on, a lung with the stockings and heels. If a lady has gone to the effort of looking that good who am I to undo her good work.

Bras aren’t comfortable so we’re hardly going to want to wear them just cos they look nice... set them ladies free... if you can open the feckinf bra that is...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh everything has to come off. Set everything free I say

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh I just leave it on, a lung with the stockings and heels. If a lady has gone to the effort of looking that good who am I to undo her good work.

Bras aren’t comfortable so we’re hardly going to want to wear them just cos they look nice... set them ladies free... if you can open the feckinf bra that is..."

They will eventually come off,

but I wouldn’t be in rush

definitely not timing it in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started wearing longline ones with 4/5 clasps.. Who dares boys??

Are they any comfier!? "

Give u a lovely cinched waist and more support.. I won't mention back fat (as sexy as it is) but you get the idea..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It depends on the bra ;p

And how tight it is

I’m not a brafissional but what I think is there are some bras that are made just to screw u off,it takes for ever to open"

Brafissional

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