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"And can you put some pants on...its got to be against the hygiene regulations What's tonights €9 dinner " Can I see your ID son ?? ![]() | |||
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"If you’ve a kettle back there I’ll have a tea please, Barry’s of course " TEA ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cidona for me I've work tomorrow ![]() Will you drop me home ![]() | |||
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"Cidona for me I've work tomorrow ![]() ![]() Think I'll be better off driving ![]() | |||
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"Cidona for me I've work tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahem my diving is just fine I'll have you know ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nothing alcoholic tonight please ![]() Jeez not like a cork lass to refuse | |||
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"Amaretto sour.. I deserve it ![]() Very posh but I’ll give it a go ![]() | |||
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"A nice creamy pint of Guinness. Just the one though, I have work in the morning. Can anyone gimme a lift home?" Ya no bother | |||
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"A nice creamy pint of Guinness. Just the one though, I have work in the morning. Can anyone gimme a lift home? Ya no bother" Any leftover Birthday cake for the spin back? | |||
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"Nothing alcoholic tonight please ![]() I will be celebrating on Monday then definitely whiskey will be in the glass ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat! ![]() A little chaser for KT certainly | |||
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"Vodka & 7up here. I'd take by drip after the week I've had ![]() Then it’s a double for you miss ![]() | |||
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"A nice creamy pint of Guinness. Just the one though, I have work in the morning. Can anyone gimme a lift home? Ya no bother Any leftover Birthday cake for the spin back?" Nah but ill rustle up somethin | |||
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"Vodka & 7up here. I'd take by drip after the week I've had ![]() ![]() You're too kind sir! Keep them coming | |||
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat! ![]() Bono estente... And another if you may ![]() | |||
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"Wheres the nuts fast ![]() For you I have special ones but I’m keeping them under the counter ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat! ![]() ![]() Steady The ladies are getting impatient, must have been the salty bacon ![]() | |||
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat! ![]() ![]() ![]() Sort the ladies out as return ASAP ![]() | |||
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"Pint of Guinness for me please and a Jameson for the gorgeous lady over there. " You will need to be more pacific as we have lots of gorgeous ladies in to night ![]() | |||
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"Pint of Guinness for me please and a Jameson for the gorgeous lady over there. You will need to be more pacific as we have lots of gorgeous ladies in to night ![]() Only one gorgeous lady drinking a Jameson. ![]() | |||
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"Whiskey barman please and get the to mad yokes at the end of the bar another one ![]() You’re late hardy what kept you ![]() | |||
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"Whiskey barman please and get the to mad yokes at the end of the bar another one ![]() ![]() I don't work office hours ![]() | |||
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"Whiskey barman please and get the to mad yokes at the end of the bar another one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting on my feckin orange fast" And I’m still waiting for my lolly ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting on my feckin orange fast And I’m still waiting for my lolly ![]() Weve already had this discussion regarding the lollies. | |||
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"Oh barkeep, when you're ready of course, you might want to check the jacks. Someone got sick in the sink! ![]() They had the lamb ![]() | |||
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"Oh barkeep, when you're ready of course, you might want to check the jacks. Someone got sick in the sink! ![]() ![]() They had YOUR lamb ![]() | |||
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"Oh barkeep, when you're ready of course, you might want to check the jacks. Someone got sick in the sink! ![]() O I’m only a bar man. My union says I don’t do Jax ![]() | |||
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"Oh barkeep, when you're ready of course, you might want to check the jacks. Someone got sick in the sink! ![]() ![]() Well then sir you are grossly, and some might say negligently understaffed! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a pint over here please?? Excuse me!! " Ya may flash a boob or something cos Fast Lad is anything but fast behind the bar ![]() | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet ![]() | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served " Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() And im bringing himself in | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served " Boob ![]() | |||
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"Here you lot, heres some pizzas pass the on ![]() No.... More... Foooood ![]() | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() O this is going to be good ![]() | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() The entertainment has arrived woohoo ![]() | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() ![]() Diet and club orange rock shandy zero. | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() ![]() Passes drinks and eats some pizza (seems to happen when we are in a bar together) have a seat. | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() ![]() Is that an Ed Sheehan song ![]() | |||
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served Sits and waits for the explosion ![]() ![]() ![]() Ive no idea who that is. Ill see if i can slap on some wardruna before i go break up the bar. Back in a tick | |||
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"Glass of wine " Certainly mam. And you might want to stay away from the rowdy crowd over there | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() ![]() OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint. ![]() | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There wont be a bar soon ![]() | |||
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"Glass of wine Certainly mam. And you might want to stay away from the rowdy crowd over there " Yep they are awfully rowdy over there ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am gone anyway so enjoy the drinks. | |||
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"Ok. It’s FRIDAY and it’s way past beer o clock , fast lad is behind the bar so who’s having what ?? The stout is cool and creamy ![]() im having a cold beer and some lovely maker's mark whiskey.! OTF | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I was going to offer you one on the house ![]() | |||
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"Can I have the same again please ![]() Another J on its way ![]() | |||
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"Can I have the same again please ![]() ![]() That was fast lad ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting " Some people have no patience ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting " Service is terrble on here. Fast aint so speedy after all ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting Some people have no patience ![]() So is christmas | |||
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"Still waiting Service is terrble on here. Fast aint so speedy after all ![]() Bloody disgraceful. Himself can go up to the bar and get them. | |||
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"Still waiting Service is terrble on here. Fast aint so speedy after all ![]() Ohh good plan | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I refuse after the way you spoke to me no one puts baby in a corner. ![]() | |||
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But you’re only back ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?" Id be on my arse after 1 | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1" I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1" We'll help you up . ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() Sit that sassy ass back down here with the rest of us. Someone mentioned cake | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() ![]() If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() Oh okay so ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() ![]() ![]() Okie dokie ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() will yas bring me back a leg of the aul hen few chips and a tin of Fanta ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Salt and vinegar? | |||
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"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae " We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some | |||
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"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some" I'm the only one with manners...sometimes you just need a cup of tea Boil the kettle please fast ....and a clean cup | |||
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"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some I'm the only one with manners...sometimes you just need a cup of tea Boil the kettle please fast ....and a clean cup " Did you get the Barry’s ? | |||
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"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some I'm the only one with manners...sometimes you just need a cup of tea Boil the kettle please fast ....and a clean cup " Your back thank god, thought there was going to be a riot ![]() | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() please | |||
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"Can I get a pint over here please?? Excuse me!! Ya may flash a boob or something cos Fast Lad is anything but fast behind the bar ![]() I’ve got my ass on show there!!! | |||
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"Did you get the Barry’s ? I hope you did. I’m still gagging for it here ![]() ![]() Jeez lads we have a lady gagging for it here !! ![]() | |||
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"OK which fecker robbed the nuts i was hiding for later? ![]() I saw someone grab them on the way out ![]() | |||
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"Did you get the Barry’s ? I hope you did. I’m still gagging for it here ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok I got the barrys | |||
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"Can I get a pint over here please?? Excuse me!! Ya may flash a boob or something cos Fast Lad is anything but fast behind the bar ![]() That's why some bloke grabbed his nuts earlier | |||
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills. Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies? Id be on my arse after 1 I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter ![]() ![]() ![]() Did someone mention chips!? Mmmmmm ![]() | |||
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"Did you get the Barry’s ? I hope you did. I’m still gagging for it here ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahaaa Tea is up and calm is restored ![]() | |||
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"OK which fecker robbed the nuts i was hiding for later? ![]() ![]() Typical lol | |||
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"Still waiting ![]() ![]() Ahaaa one shandy club , rock diet , and what else ?? | |||
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"Still waiting ![]() ![]() A smack for getting it wrong I'd imagine | |||
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"Still waiting ![]() ![]() Think that may have been his plan all along ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() He's putting his arse out there for it alright | |||
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"Still waiting ![]() ![]() ![]() Im thinking theres an ulterior motive alright | |||
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"Jack Daniels & Coca Cola JD is on offer in Tesco to anyone who's interested - £20 for 1tr" When I stayed up north I used love getting the bulliet for 20.50, its 45 euro down here ffs.. one of the reasons I miss the North (dark) | |||
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"Jack Daniels & Coca Cola JD is on offer in Tesco to anyone who's interested - £20 for 1tr When I stayed up north I used love getting the bulliet for 20.50, its 45 euro down here ffs.. one of the reasons I miss the North (dark)" If you have friends up north (especially near the border) could always arrange a wee catch up around Dublin or somewhere mid way and just ask them to smuggle a few bottles over ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll have an O'Hara's Hop Adventure Centennial please barman. Add a Glenmorangie to that for whatever lady likes a taste of something interesting ![]() Damn that bar stayed only late last night - operation free flow never works out Water pls and maybe a paracetamol ![]() | |||
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