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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An Irish take on the 50 shades of grey books

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Give it to me, give it to me’, he roared aggressively. Some days Mary hated working at Ulster Bank.

... ... He slipped his hand under the red silk.. “You’re so beautiful in that dress.” “Feck off, it was only a euro in Penneys!”

Bríd’s knees were sore and her throat was raw…This was the longest Novena she’d ever attended.

You’re so tight, he said, I’m from Cavan she replied.

Slowly he ran his finger down the middle, parting the pink softness, feeling the moist sticky centre. He loved a Mikado.

‘She Quivered as I stroked her thighs. ‘Take me in the shower Sean!’ I whispered to her ‘Wait til I turn on the immersion’

‘Her underwear was wet as he pulled the rope. There’s great drying out today she thought as the clothes line hoisted’

She wrapped her fingers around it and greedily pulled it towards her lips.20 bottles for 15 quid at Centra Mick! Bargain!

'its so long!Never seen the likes of it!' exclaimed maire, as she joined the dole queue

She widened her mouth, trying to fit it all in!! Juices ran down her face. Mary did love a kebab after coppers

She was panting as she let out one final scream of pure pleasure. There was nothing like beating Kilkenny in the hurling

She took a deep breath as the shivers rolled down her hot body... Jaysus, she thought. The vicks is kicking in now!

Come on! Pump it hard.. Real hard! But it was no use the tyre was definitely punctured!

He asked if she could handle more than one finger. She said she preferred Hob Nobs or a purple Schnack with her tea

'Spread 'em', he said gruffly. Margie looked dolefully at the bags of fertilizer destined for the back field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Irish take on the 50 shades of grey books

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Give it to me, give it to me’, he roared aggressively. Some days Mary hated working at Ulster Bank.

... ... He slipped his hand under the red silk.. “You’re so beautiful in that dress.” “Feck off, it was only a euro in Penneys!”

Bríd’s knees were sore and her throat was raw…This was the longest Novena she’d ever attended.

You’re so tight, he said, I’m from Cavan she replied.

Slowly he ran his finger down the middle, parting the pink softness, feeling the moist sticky centre. He loved a Mikado.

‘She Quivered as I stroked her thighs. ‘Take me in the shower Sean!’ I whispered to her ‘Wait til I turn on the immersion’

‘Her underwear was wet as he pulled the rope. There’s great drying out today she thought as the clothes line hoisted’

She wrapped her fingers around it and greedily pulled it towards her lips.20 bottles for 15 quid at Centra Mick! Bargain!

'its so long!Never seen the likes of it!' exclaimed maire, as she joined the dole queue

She widened her mouth, trying to fit it all in!! Juices ran down her face. Mary did love a kebab after coppers

She was panting as she let out one final scream of pure pleasure. There was nothing like beating Kilkenny in the hurling

She took a deep breath as the shivers rolled down her hot body... Jaysus, she thought. The vicks is kicking in now!

Come on! Pump it hard.. Real hard! But it was no use the tyre was definitely punctured!

He asked if she could handle more than one finger. She said she preferred Hob Nobs or a purple Schnack with her tea

'Spread 'em', he said gruffly. Margie looked dolefully at the bags of fertilizer destined for the back field "

haha thats gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds about right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has anyone read the books? I heard they're really badly written and nothing happens for ages. A friend of mine read the first one and he thought it was the biggest bullshit ever. But then he's gay, so maybe the hetero erotica didn't do it for him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im on book no 3 and i think they are very good i mailed them to u bbw!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im on book no 3 and i think they are very good i mailed them to u bbw!!!!"

ooohhh if YOU say they're good well then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

class xx

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By *fs its sidMan
over a year ago

belfast

really good lol and i have not read 50 yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have them on pdf for the computer if any one wants it

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By *ilk69Man
over a year ago

city.

brill, love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you got it spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha funny, has anyone seen 50 shades of glasgow on facebook... worth a look and fuck as feck!!...oh and btw.50 shades of grey is the best and fastest selling novel so far...cant be that shite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on 2nd book and luv it

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