FabSwingers.com forum: Things you shouldn't stick into your pussy

By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

...just to keep the balance...

A switched on hair curler or straightener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer did a pussy one some time ago DH but it's always good for a refresher

Eh a peat briquette

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Cold cucumber fresh from the fridge (shivers in memory)

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diseased penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...just to keep the balance...

A switched on hair curler or straightener

Buahahaha great thread!

Cucumber

I have seen recently a video and not sure cry for this girl or laugh at her

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The neighbours dog

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Kaizer did a pussy one some time ago DH but it's always good for a refresher

Eh a peat briquette

Should have known better that Kaizer is always step ahead.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The neighbours dog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer did a pussy one some time ago DH but it's always good for a refresher

Eh a peat briquette

Should have known better that Kaizer is always step ahead.....

Forum search is your friend

A springer spaniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Three stories all true

A glass beaker from a laboratory in secondary school

An egg

Once worked in a pub and the cleaning ladies nick name was Hoover-Gee for the obvious reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!

Ah so little you know Kaizer!

The ice cube on the clit is amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!

Ah so little you know Kaizer!

The ice cube on the clit is amazing! "
My freezer is full of ice cubes.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

a tangle twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!

Ah so little you know Kaizer!

The ice cube on the clit is amazing! "

It's a goddam government health warning.... Stick a polar ice cap in there for all Kaizer cares

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Some ping pong balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ping pong balls "

If you've ever been to the Banana Bar in Amsterdam you'll disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a tangle twister "

Ha.. was wondering where else that twister went..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frozen veggies

Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food

During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!

Ah so little you know Kaizer!

The ice cube on the clit is amazing!

It's a goddam government health warning.... Stick a polar ice cap in there for all Kaizer cares

Definitely, I wont listen to you and stick ice cube to my clit soon

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some ping pong balls

If you've ever been to the Banana Bar in Amsterdam you'll disagree

I have

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ping pong balls

If you've ever been to the Banana Bar in Amsterdam you'll disagree

Not only in Amsterdam

It was happening a few years back in Lisbon

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A snake

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

The extended edition DVD gift box set of The Lord of the Rings.

Now you might think I'm saying this for reasons of sheer practicality - as in it wouldn't fit in most pussies - but in reality it's a quality issue: the books are much better and so you should stick them in the pussy instead.

Plus if your fella is an avid reader but isn't in the mood for lovin simply spread your legs, one of the books pops open and hey presto: he'll be in there like an OAP in to a bingo Hall.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The extended edition DVD gift box set of The Lord of the Rings.

Plus if your fella is an avid reader but isn't in the mood for lovin simply spread your legs, one of the books pops open and hey presto: he'll be in there like an OAP in to a bingo Hall.

And at least he could wet his fingers....to turn the pages

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"The extended edition DVD gift box set of The Lord of the Rings.

Plus if your fella is an avid reader but isn't in the mood for lovin simply spread your legs, one of the books pops open and hey presto: he'll be in there like an OAP in to a bingo Hall.

And at least he could wet his fingers....to turn the pages "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black n decker workmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A traffic cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gearstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glow stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock that doesn't work lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock that doesn't work lol. "
Mine works fantastic

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

A taser (did anyone see that video going around over lockdown - hilarious)

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By *aravaggio007Man
over a year ago

"A taser (did anyone see that video going around over lockdown - hilarious) "
that’s an electric cattle prodder lol

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"A taser (did anyone see that video going around over lockdown - hilarious) that’s an electric cattle prodder lol

HAHA! No the video was a woman telling you to be sure your vibrator and taser are different colours. She looked pretty shook. Was very funny.

This begs the question... why would you put an electric cattle prodded up your hoop...

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By *aravaggio007Man
over a year ago

"A taser (did anyone see that video going around over lockdown - hilarious) that’s an electric cattle prodder lol

HAHA! No the video was a woman telling you to be sure your vibrator and taser are different colours. She looked pretty shook. Was very funny.

This begs the question... why would you put an electric cattle prodded up your hoop..."

I saw a different video so lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock that doesn't work lol. "

Hahaha that made me laughing out loud

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Lightsabre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock that doesn't work lol.

Hahaha that made me laughing out loud "

Lol that's good i made you smile.

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Fresh ginger

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fresh ginger

I've heard a small amount is nice

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What about fresh auburn?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Pedigree chum cause thats for dogs

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By *eteeMan
over a year ago

limerick tipp border

Expanding foam

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Don’t put in anything that you don’t want to have to explain to the paramedics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tri-axle trailer

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

A statue of the virgin Mary

You know who you are!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A stick of incense.

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By *oreThanOnceMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Fresh ginger

You can try it in your anus instead, if you are a brave girl

It is called "figging"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Tubridy

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

Dilithium crystals.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Dilithium crystals. "
Cold tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a flux capacitor

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By *lytrucker32Man
over a year ago

Killeagh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilithium crystals. "

Tribbles

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A peperami

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"A peperami

Oi thats what i call mini _oser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

President Michael D Higgins

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"President Michael D Higgins

Is that the mickey of Mickey D or all of mickey D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"President Michael D Higgins

Is that the mickey of Mickey D or all of mickey D "

All! He's a tiny little human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding

Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding

Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles "

Are we still talking about glass marbles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding

Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles

Are we still talking about glass marbles ?

Bullseye

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding

Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles

Are we still talking about glass marbles ?

And steelies....they were worth 4 marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A honey glazed ham

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A honey glazed ham

It might not be glazed on the way in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A honey glazed ham

It might not be glazed on the way in "

Then it's just ham

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