FabSwingers.com forum: Places you should not stick your penis!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a chopping board

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

A toaster

An apple pie

an animal

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Any electrical outlet

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

a meat grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple pie is fair game in my opinion.

Not straight out the oven

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Any electrical outlet "

any accidents with pipes ger?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"a meat grinder"

Is that a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hoover...

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

In front of a camera-phone.

Yet we can't help ourselves!?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Into a nut cracker

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Any electrical outlet

any accidents with pipes ger?

It looked so inviting. Dark wet and just about the right size.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/12/20 15:27:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a chopping board

That particular example made the Manbeast wince

In the exhaust pipe of a running Volkswagen Passat

Oops

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"a meat grinder"

She might be hot though

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

George Foreman grill, or George Foreman himself for that matter

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

In a tarantula enclosure

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"George Foreman grill, or George Foreman himself for that matter"

What about in George Foreman while he's using his George Foreman grill?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"George Foreman grill, or George Foreman himself for that matter

What about in George Foreman while he's using his George Foreman grill?"

I’d still err on the side of caution on that one

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

A bucket of mousetraps or a bowl of sliced chilis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

u win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/12/20 15:39:06]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bucket of mousetraps or a bowl of sliced chilis."

Holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

u win

She doesn't win Jack Shit

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A bucket of mousetraps or a bowl of sliced chilis.

Holy fuck

Too dark or not dark enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Into boiling hot pot noodle

Or so a friend told Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bucket of mousetraps or a bowl of sliced chilis.

Holy fuck

Too dark or not dark enough

Not dark enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

u win

She doesn't win Jack Shit

Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Into a fondue pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away from iced water. Experiment done as a teenager girl on one of my cousin's bad boyfriends. The lesson taught him how to treat women in the future

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Somebody on the forums a couple of weeks back was going to stick their penis into a bed of nettles to see what it felt like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

u win

She doesn't win Jack Shit

Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer

Only in your wildest dreams

Eeeeeeh...a Dyson! Anyone say Dyson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

WINNER

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Someone else's wife without permission

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somebody on the forums a couple of weeks back was going to stick their penis into a bed of nettles to see what it felt like "

Ah yes

How did that work out for him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone else's wife without permission

Touché Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

WINNER

She's won nuthin ffs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Someone else's wife without permission

Someone else's husband without permission

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Somebody on the forums a couple of weeks back was going to stick their penis into a bed of nettles to see what it felt like

Ah yes

How did that work out for him? "

I crossed my legs and never went back to see

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The neighbours dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

u win

She doesn't win Jack Shit

Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer

Only in your wildest dreams

Eeeeeeh...a Dyson! Anyone say Dyson?

Kaizer, you will remember my words one day if you will get to meet a hungry woman and you will be lucky if she leave your jingle balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.

T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.

So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!

A roaring fire

Under a lawnmower

Into a blender

Down the back of a radiator.....

Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood

Did I win?

u win

She doesn't win Jack Shit

Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer

Only in your wildest dreams

Eeeeeeh...a Dyson! Anyone say Dyson?

Kaizer, you will remember my words one day if you will get to meet a hungry woman and you will be lucky if she leave your jingle balls

The lucky lady will have the time of her life with Kaizer's genitalia thank you very much!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The amazon river, it’s full of cockfish aka candiru which swim up the urethra and lodge themselves in there

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

"Someone else's wife without permission

Someone else's husband without permission "

Are ya speaking from experience? Bog

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Someone else's wife without permission

Someone else's husband without permission

Are ya speaking from experience? Bog

They weren't married

( this is a joke )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh!

A can of semi synthetic engine oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the next door neighbours dog....he didn't appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a partridge on a pear tree

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

In a Fab profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anywhere in or around the Wuhan region

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Pencil sharpener

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting

My father said to me after

You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting

My father said to me after

You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock "

Very wise man ...must suit you with the virus now that you don't have to shake hands with anyone

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By *ippje84Man
over a year ago

tipperary

into the mother in law

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting

My father said to me after

You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock

Very wise man ...must suit you with the virus now that you don't have to shake hands with anyone

Badly bitten as in a few stitches not bitten off

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting

My father said to me after

You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock

Very wise man ...must suit you with the virus now that you don't have to shake hands with anyone

Badly bitten as in a few stitches not bitten off

Sorry it was a joke...you dont put your cock into someones hand now

If I'm explaining it mustn't have been funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From experience I would advise on not putting it in your brothers wife either

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

In your ex

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By *rish CougarWoman
over a year ago

Bray

A well filled used condom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A well filled used condom

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A tabernacle

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A tabernacle

Anywhere in a fuckin church

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

In the hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a freshly cooked Birdseye crispy pancake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a freshly cooked Birdseye crispy pancake

Where can u get those?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a freshly cooked Birdseye crispy pancake

Where can u get those?

Tesco have a fine selection

Be careful though, cos the inside is hotter than molten lava

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"In a freshly cooked Birdseye crispy pancake

Where can u get those?

Tesco have a fine selection

Be careful though, cos the inside is hotter than molten lava

Suddenly want one for my dinner for some reason

Never stick your penis into a McDonald's hot apple pie while we're talking eddible hot products

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

In a food processor -chop chop

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Into a glue pot

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Into a hole in a tree trunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Into a hole in a tree trunk "

Why ever not?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Into a hole in a tree trunk

Why ever not?

Cause any squirrel in there could grab your nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere near me if you've p*ssed me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into the fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Into a hole in a tree trunk

Why ever not?

Cause any squirrel in there could grab your nuts "

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the exhaust of a 1973 Vw beetle

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"In the exhaust of a 1973 Vw beetle "

Ver specific car Jayo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the exhaust of a 1973 Vw beetle "

Before or after it been running a while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the exhaust of a 1973 Vw beetle

Before or after it been running a while?"

Hot stainless steel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a story an old family friend use to tell. He used to work as a counsellor in a psychiatric home in 1970s England and one of the patients was dubbed Johnny the radiator fucker he had a penchant for inserting himself in the old victorian radiators around the facility.

This patient developed an infatuation with a female member of staff and one day decided to penetrate her 1973 Vw beetle.. Seconds before she turned on the ignition causing third degree burns.

Story always stuck with me as a very important piece of automobile advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese grater? Although with some folk they might need it!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Cheese grater? Although with some folk they might need it!

Saw an episode of Euro Trash once when that was the kink of some men in New York

Not enough to draw blood but enough to bruise knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t try and stuff the turkey with it

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

In a diseased vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Blue waffle"

You had to go there

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Blue waffle

You had to go there "
the memories... Shudder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the fire lol

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

In an apple pie

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

A wasps nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the 42nd floor of Nakatomi plaza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle

You had to go there the memories... Shudder. "

Or in a Lemon Party

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

In the wrong hole by mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Under the Christmas tree

Goddam needles

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

In the insinkerator to see if it tickles!

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By *lex221Man
over a year ago

Waterford

In your hand whilst in work. Can lead to a sticky situation. Or so I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a flesh wound.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

In a turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On your hand after just use super glue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a turkey

Stop lol you will draw out the weirdos that do and they definitely is alot of them...

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By *avedublinMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Partly outside your fly, then zip it up! Shiver

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