FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say during your weekly shop and having sex

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Unexpected item in the bagging area

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ping, ping, ping.....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

50 percent extra free

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Getting fed up using the self service option

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Put that on my account

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford

2 for the price of 1

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Use before

Best before

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By *exgalWoman
over a year ago

Wexford

That cucumber will be useful later

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can't believe it's not butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice plums

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Item not recognised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there one where the box isn't so battered?"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ready in 2 mins

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Value for money

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Do you have one of these in XL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two please.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Spillage in aisle 7

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can I get a refund?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I don’t fancy the look of that

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That's a bit ripe

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cash or card?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Scan your clubcard and get extra points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i pay with credit card

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

These cable ties should do

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Give it a squeeze and see if it’s ripe

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You don't get many of those to the lb.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Four candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spillage In aisle 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 thats is a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the SIZE of them melons

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Where's the condoms and the lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to taste that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There nice big juicy ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late opening?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Be jaysus its cold with your arse out in the freezer aisle

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Let me go round the back and grab that for you

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

Ya don't get too many of them to the pound.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Always get one in the box..

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Every little helps

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'll just have a feel of this before I decide if I want it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your mask on before entering

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By *r-Cute-But-Kinky2Man
over a year ago

D.11

Will we use the back entrance or go in the front this time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a spillage

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Sanitise your hands before entering

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I think this meat is too big.

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
over a year ago

Mayo

Next please. Did you bring your own bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F*uk I forgot the bags

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Let’s see what’s on offer and then we can decide

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Have I not seen you working on the checkout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/12/20 12:38:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean up in the dairy section please ...

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I'm not getting fish fingers again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s a lot, but we’ll find a way to make it all fit.

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Will that joint fit in my pot.....

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By *hat_GuyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*put’s coin into trolley*

Wrong hole dickhead.!

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By *hy NewbysCouple
over a year ago

Maynooth

Found the toilet roll

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I love that I get to do this with you

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Big on quality

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Don't be arguing with me I hate this...no shove the cucumber up your own arse

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yes your bum does look big in that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much will that be love ??

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't take that mask off

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By *arrie69Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Look at those juicy Mellons.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Just give me the same as last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need mouthwash

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

Excuse me buddie, theres a fucking q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have brought a bag

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Is that warm apple pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's another thing ticked off the list.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Ice I need Ice

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Knockatallan

Do you want to tap that

And I said no u OK not this time

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By *imguy2000Man
over a year ago

Cork

€10 off at Dunnes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really want a bag for life??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want that big one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's gone, it's gone.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Is that recyclable for a second use?

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By *ack_Pot_69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Get in line, first come first served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was more than expected!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

That looks nice and firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bags are totally emptied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must buy condoms then i use the condoms

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

Can I get cash back ?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a big pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

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I was that guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

So what will you add to this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

So what will you add to this...

"
I can’t mail you to tell you

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Stop breathing on my neck

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over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Move along please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

"
I don’t air my dirty linen in public

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Do you want a hand with that?

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over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Ooh this is leaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh this is leaking

All over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a refund!

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Ooh this is leaking

All over me

Oooh behave! (said in an Austin Powers voice lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex....."
How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?"

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

"
You good for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?"

Don't even know who i have here to be honest so will give that a miss. But nice thought....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who you have? Lol

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?"

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha"

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

Don't know whether I'm hungry or horny doing my shop now

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These sausages are great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye have good juices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s dripping all over the place

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"It’s dripping all over the place

You must have a unique style of shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s dripping all over the place

You must have a unique style of shopping.

But things do spill in shopping sometimes torn packaging or milk cartons...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"It’s dripping all over the place

You must have a unique style of shopping.

But things do spill in shopping sometimes torn packaging or milk cartons... "

Indeed. But I prefer my imaginations of fastlad's shopping .

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over a year ago

"It’s dripping all over the place

You must have a unique style of shopping.

But things do spill in shopping sometimes torn packaging or milk cartons...

Indeed. But I prefer my imaginations of fastlad's shopping .

could get very messy

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over a year ago

"It’s dripping all over the place

You must have a unique style of shopping.

But things do spill in shopping sometimes torn packaging or milk cartons...

Indeed. But I prefer my imaginations of fastlad's shopping .

Yes i like the imagination alright it's a great thing to have

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over a year ago

Can you bag that please?

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

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over a year ago

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

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"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

Get a room you two

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over a year ago

somewhere

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

Get a room you two

I think they've gone to the stock room

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"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

Get a room you two

I think they've gone to the stock room

“Member of cleaning to the stock room please “

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over a year ago

Oh that's ripe!

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

Get a room you two

I think they've gone to the stock room

“Member of cleaning to the stock room please “

Clean up on aisle 2 please!

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"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

Get a room you two

We have done that

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"Do you have any Jaffa cakes?

Lol OK for the purpose of this thread i will buy jaffas and eat the during sex. Or have a certain guy who wishes to melt them on my chest eat them off my chest. Appropriate for this thread i think.

I was that guy

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

So what will you add to this...

I can’t mail you to tell you

Tell me here

I don’t air my dirty linen in public

Not to worry no need at all so i totally understand.... Moving on shiftly to what will you do in the shopping that you all do during sex.....How about me, you and cherrie all in one bed?

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I suppose I am one of your 5 a day

You good for me?

I'm a speciality dish, best served hot

..actually I'm more like 'special'

haha

Your are definitely special one on one now mmmmmm wishful thinking

As are you gorgeous

I picture myself alone agaín with you but well we might have well of been alone that one time if you know which time i'm referring to.

Oooh yes indeed I do know of said occasion you refer

We must catch up soon darling

Cumming to an rvc near you soon

Although soon is feckin 2022 ffs haha

Lol yes indeed well when i see you a nice few kisses are in ordered

Get a room you two

I think they've gone to the stock room

“Member of cleaning to the stock room please “

Clean up on aisle 2 please!

More like clean up off somebody

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

swipe or tap

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

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Have you got a rewards card

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over a year ago

Where is the lingerie.

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By *agnus5000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Use the handheld self service machine

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over a year ago

Can I slip inside you please !

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over a year ago

That cream is sour...

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over a year ago

Must get shower gel to take a shower who's joining me .....

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Cash or card

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Where is the baby oil...

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over a year ago

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"Must get shower gel to take a shower who's joining me .....

Its the ecological thing to do...move over...

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"Must get shower gel to take a shower who's joining me .....

Its the ecological thing to do...move over...

It's the biological thing to do shift your gift lol

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over a year ago

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"Must get shower gel to take a shower who's joining me .....

Its the ecological thing to do...move over...

It's the biological thing to do shift your gift lol

Turn around please...I'd love to wash your hair

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