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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Good evening Forumites.

We have arrived at the beautiful mansion for our latest cocktail ( ) party and our mysterious host Mr. Bigballs has met an unforseen end.

It is up to you forumites to untangle this unfortunate situation and the motive behind it.

Our suspects:

Mr. Thunder - the enigmatic and gregarious man whore who has had more women than hot dinners

Ms. Red - cool and seductive she leaves a trail of broken hearts in her wake but is she all she seems.

Colonel Dipshit - cursed with an unfortunate surname, has he finally snapped because of the teasing or was his stalking exposed

Lady Grace - the calm and refined Lady G whos outward appearance does not coincide with her lustful dark side.

Professor Williams - the sanctimonious know it all who heaps scorn on his fellow party goers and the person noone is quite sure of how he managed to get an invitation

Dr. Assis - is the good doctor here for health and healing or are we dealing with a Dr. DEATH!!!

The Rooms:

The Red Area

The Chillout Lounge

The Kitchen

The Bar

The Blue Room

The Pool Room

The Dungeon

The weapon:

A rope

A paddle

A giant dildo

A whip

A rod

The motive:

Affair

Stalking

Online perving

Not enough nudey exposé

Mails not replied to

Disclaimer: all characters are completely fictional and bear no resemblance to real life faberooos) please dont sue me.

Enjoy

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Where did I put my deer stalker hat and magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady G in the dungeon with the giant dildo.

As for this murder and suspect lark, I don't know

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Ms Red in the kitchen with the rope, affair as the motive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises© will be closely monitoring this thread

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Describe Mr.Bigballs please ,maybe in a way that might give a hidden clue to other guests or may lead to a motive.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Silence at the back!

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"The legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises© will be closely monitoring this thread "

You gonna play or u gonna just threatening me with legal action for the whole thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady grace with the giant dildo in the kitchen not enough nudey expose

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"The legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises© will be closely monitoring this thread

You gonna play or u gonna just threatening me with legal action for the whole thread "

You should have made him....sorry mean Mr Thunder the victim

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Describe Mr.Bigballs please ,maybe in a way that might give a hidden clue to other guests or may lead to a motive.

"

Mr. Big balls is a long time in the swinger world. As a host of numerous parties throughout the years he is now very well known and privy to a lot of the kinks, secrets and desires including those of our main suspects.

Lady G is a former partner and lover.

Ms. Red considers him a close friend

Mr. Thunder is his protege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Big Balls was the Professors lovechild from an affair a long long time ago!

Being the only genetic link to this affair the Professor devised a cunning plan. Which saw Big Balls meet an untimely demise in the pool.

Where the body was found with a large dildo rammed down his oesophagus!!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ms Red in the red area with a paddle over mail not replied to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describe Mr.Bigballs please ,maybe in a way that might give a hidden clue to other guests or may lead to a motive.

Mr. Big balls is a long time in the swinger world. As a host of numerous parties throughout the years he is now very well known and privy to a lot of the kinks, secrets and desires including those of our main suspects.

Lady G is a former partner and lover.

Ms. Red considers him a close friend

Mr. Thunder is his protege

"

Whoah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises© will be closely monitoring this thread

You gonna play or u gonna just threatening me with legal action for the whole thread "

Just be aware

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Describe Mr.Bigballs please ,maybe in a way that might give a hidden clue to other guests or may lead to a motive.

Mr. Big balls is a long time in the swinger world. As a host of numerous parties throughout the years he is now very well known and privy to a lot of the kinks, secrets and desires including those of our main suspects.

Lady G is a former partner and lover.

Ms. Red considers him a close friend

Mr. Thunder is his protege

"

Col Dipshit has been a long time hanger on and was jealous of mr bigballs and mr thunders friendship

The professor was invited accidently even though he was on the black list

Dr assis confided his darkest desires one d*unken night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there WiFi in this mansion?

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Is there WiFi in this mansion? "

Nah its the back arse of nowhere.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ms Red in the blue room with a whip cos she caught him online perving thunder when he said he was fab straight

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Col Dipshit and Ms Red are sleeping with each other and he thought she was having an affair with her former lover so killed him in a jealous rage with the rod in the chill out room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there WiFi in this mansion?

Nah its the back arse of nowhere."

Fuck sake

Is there electricity?

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Is there WiFi in this mansion?

Nah its the back arse of nowhere.

Fuck sake

Is there electricity?"

We have electric and running water hot and cold

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lady Grace is no lady at all and is really a man. He is in league with Dr Assiss who verified him.

Big balls reported them both to admin and they beat him to death with a rod while he was relaxing in the chillout room

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Describe Mr.Bigballs please ,maybe in a way that might give a hidden clue to other guests or may lead to a motive.

Mr. Big balls is a long time in the swinger world. As a host of numerous parties throughout the years he is now very well known and privy to a lot of the kinks, secrets and desires including those of our main suspects.

Lady G is a former partner and lover.

Ms. Red considers him a close friend

Mr. Thunder is his protege

Whoah "

Mr.Thunder with rope in the dungeon as Bigballs wanted to reveal all secrets including Thunders affairs with Ms.Red and Thunder was fed up with protege position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there WiFi in this mansion?

Nah its the back arse of nowhere.

Fuck sake

Is there electricity?

We have electric and running water hot and cold "

Thanks heavens

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Is there WiFi in this mansion?

Nah its the back arse of nowhere.

Fuck sake

Is there electricity?

We have electric and running water hot and cold

Thanks heavens "

This thread is not about the lectric or plumbing kaizer. Were trying to solve a mystery here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there WiFi in this mansion?

Nah its the back arse of nowhere.

Fuck sake

Is there electricity?

We have electric and running water hot and cold

Thanks heavens

This thread is not about the lectric or plumbing kaizer. Were trying to solve a mystery here"

Kaizer's tryna get a feel for the joint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prof Williams in the pool room with the paddle. He was so jealous of bigballs getting all the gorgeous ladies to himself especially when cant even get a reply to his msgs (sob)

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Prof Williams in the pool room with the paddle. He was so jealous of bigballs getting all the gorgeous ladies to himself especially when cant even get a reply to his msgs (sob) "

Close

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Mr Thunder, Ms Red, Lady Grace, Colonel Dipshit & Dr Assis in the dungeon with whatever implements they please. Once we're done we'll consider solving the murder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prof Williams in the pool room with the paddle. He was so jealous of bigballs getting all the gorgeous ladies to himself especially when cant even get a reply to his msgs (sob)

Close"

Ooh ok I'll swap out the paddle for the rope. Hotter or colder?

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Prof Williams in the pool room with the paddle. He was so jealous of bigballs getting all the gorgeous ladies to himself especially when cant even get a reply to his msgs (sob)

Close

Ooh ok I'll swap out the paddle for the rope. Hotter or colder? "

Colder

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

This tragedy may go unsolved

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"This tragedy may go unsolved "

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"This tragedy may go unsolved

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow "

Who's doing the reinactment tho

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By *rmrs1234 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"This tragedy may go unsolved

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow

Who's doing the reinactment tho"

Ill see if daniel craig is available since hes not bond any more and he was good in knives out

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"This tragedy may go unsolved

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow

Who's doing the reinactment tho

Ill see if daniel craig is available since hes not bond any more and he was good in knives out"

Well if you need a stand in for any parts I will step forward. Just cos it's you of course nothing to do with daniel craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This tragedy may go unsolved

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow

Who's doing the reinactment tho

Ill see if daniel craig is available since hes not bond any more and he was good in knives out

Well if you need a stand in for any parts I will step forward. Just cos it's you of course nothing to do with daniel craig "

Ohhhhh Daniel Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Daniel craig I'm definitely in. Mmmmmm I can be his assistant

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"This tragedy may go unsolved

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow

Who's doing the reinactment tho

Ill see if daniel craig is available since hes not bond any more and he was good in knives out

Well if you need a stand in for any parts I will step forward. Just cos it's you of course nothing to do with daniel craig

Ohhhhh Daniel Craig "

Ah now go away you

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is it a Reality show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This tragedy may go unsolved

It’s a cold case now. It’s gonna feature on crime line during the week and hopefully some fresh evidence will follow

Who's doing the reinactment tho

Ill see if daniel craig is available since hes not bond any more and he was good in knives out

Well if you need a stand in for any parts I will step forward. Just cos it's you of course nothing to do with daniel craig

Ohhhhh Daniel Craig

Ah now go away you "

Sharing is caring Miss Bo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it not solved yesterday?

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