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Worst Xmas present ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Worst Xmas present ever lol one you received or gave

I'll begin bathroom scales when pregnant

No longer in my contacts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst Xmas present ever lol one you received or gave

I'll begin bathroom scales when pregnant

No longer in my contacts "

Chlamydia.

S'alright though, she got it from a toilet seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst Xmas present ever lol one you received or gave

I'll begin bathroom scales when pregnant

No longer in my contacts

Chlamydia.

S'alright though, she got it from a toilet seat. "

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Socks.....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Those toiletry packs with face wash, aftershave, etc. Every year and every year they are never opened

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

An empty box marked Action Man Deserter.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Those toiletry packs with face wash, aftershave, etc. Every year and every year they are never opened"

I was wondering what that odour was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every present Kaizer ever received was special and appreciated

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Those toiletry packs with face wash, aftershave, etc. Every year and every year they are never opened

I was wondering what that odour was "

One of your fancy candles should cover the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A half used bottle of perfume or maybe the time I received a bracelet with the initial R on it.. not a D

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I worked for a landscaper back in the late eighties and that Christmas he gave me a Christmas present. It was a set of old spice products.

The week before Christmas we had been doing a job at the warehouse belonging to the importer and distributor for old spice and I had noticed boxes and boxes of out of date products being dumped in a skip. I checked the dates and sure enough they were all well out of date. What a tightwad.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"A half used bottle of perfume or maybe the time I received a bracelet with the initial R on it.. not a D "

R for ride... Seems legit

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I worked for a landscaper back in the late eighties and that Christmas he gave me a Christmas present. It was a set of old spice products.

The week before Christmas we had been doing a job at the warehouse belonging to the importer and distributor for old spice and I had noticed boxes and boxes of out of date products being dumped in a skip. I checked the dates and sure enough they were all well out of date. What a tightwad. "

Really old spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half used bottle of perfume or maybe the time I received a bracelet with the initial R on it.. not a D

R for ride... Seems legit "

Hah! If only. More like R for his sister who he stole the bracelet from

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A pair of shoes a size too big from an ex.

Problem was apart from the size he had asked me to buy those shoes for his sister 2 months previous as he was broke on her birthday. Turns out he never actually gave them to her as he didn't want to waste money posting them. He also hadn't paid me back for them.

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By *igglesMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"A pair of shoes a size too big from an ex.

Problem was apart from the size he had asked me to buy those shoes for his sister 2 months previous as he was broke on her birthday. Turns out he never actually gave them to her as he didn't want to waste money posting them. He also hadn't paid me back for them. "

The gift of regifting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old fashioned, granny style cardigan that was about 5 sizes too big. From my ex mother-in-law. but it's ok I gave it back to her as a birthday present the following year. Needless to say we didn't get on

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Some turkish delights -who eats that shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite "

Turkeys

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite

Turkeys "

Gobble Gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite

Turkeys

Gobble Gobble "

There ya go

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"An old fashioned, granny style cardigan that was about 5 sizes too big. From my ex mother-in-law. but it's ok I gave it back to her as a birthday present the following year. Needless to say we didn't get on "

OMFG this is genius. I’ve a pile of shite to regift to someone this year so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An old fashioned, granny style cardigan that was about 5 sizes too big. From my ex mother-in-law. but it's ok I gave it back to her as a birthday present the following year. Needless to say we didn't get on "
love this

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite "

You take that back.....

The proper Turkish delight...or the thing in the purple wrapper

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Engagement ring split up 9 months later

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite

You take that back.....

The proper Turkish delight...or the thing in the purple wrapper"

All of it -the expensive stuff tastes just as bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol trainers and a gym membership from the ex husband lol who also got me gym gear for the birthday after and a Hoover the following year lol lol Ex Husband!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite

You take that back.....

The proper Turkish delight...or the thing in the purple wrapper

All of it -the expensive stuff tastes just as bad "

I think its lovely

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By *aggie MaeWoman
over a year ago

Just out and about

Every year I get bath boom sets and body wash moisturiser sets

All of which end up shoved in cupboard

I would appreciate a multi pack of socks rather than cheap lotions and potions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden jewelry. I re gifted them of course. I kept only the one golden necklace from my son.

I prefer practical things

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite "

You're dead to me now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some turkish delights -who eats that shite

You're dead to me now! "

LOL

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By *im44Man
over a year ago

traveling with work, but mainly Ovens Cork

A packet of peanuts..... don’t ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a set of rosary beads as a kris kindle in work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a set of rosary beads as a kris kindle in work "

LOL maybe they knew your dark secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a set of rosary beads as a kris kindle in work

LOL maybe they knew your dark secret "
Yes probably!! And thought that penance was the only way to save this guy from the fires if hell

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Got a Scalextrix racing thing but was convinced Santa's meant to bring me boring oval train track, which duly appeared and Scalextrix disappeared!

Gutted since!

The racing cars even had headlights!

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