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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Welcome to the playground pal!

After assembly we will have maths class where those struggling with 2+1 might get some help.

That will be followed by language of choice where we will attempt to find a universal translator.

Craft classes are included where you can weave a tall tale or spin a yarn.

Piss Art will certainly be a popular subject among many.

Gymnastics for those interested in the art of bending over backwards or arse kissing.

Gardening classes will be taught by those who excel in digging holes for themselves.

Chemistry lab will be open for anyone looking some.

Biology and geography will be combined for those having difficulty finding what they are looking for.

Night classes are available for those who can't tell the difference between day and night.

Kindergarten is also available for the infants where they can play in the sandpit and have dummy spitting contests.

Enrol within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh me, me, me! Pick me! I always wanted to be teachers pet

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Can I just sit at the back and doss.

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can I enrol in Art, please sir?

I can draw.

Well, I’m good at drawing curtains and money from the bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should try something other than gardening here I suppose hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just sit at the back and doss. "

Move over we can doss together

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Can I just sit at the back and doss.

Move over we can doss together "

Sure,dossing is always more fun with company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just sit at the back and doss. "

You can sit on my knee if you like as I’ll be down the back

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Can I just sit at the back and doss.

You can sit on my knee if you like as I’ll be down the back "

Well if you insist. I can see the board better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just sit at the back and doss.

You can sit on my knee if you like as I’ll be down the back

Well if you insist. I can see the board better "

And we can talk about the first thing that POPS up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

What about P.E, physical education is an important part of anyone’s development

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I’m going to bunk off at the back of the bike shed, who’s with me

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

History for those with short memories

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Home economics for those always cooking something up.

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Put me down for PE! Best doss about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's going mitchin', fuck this!

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By *ewadventures2017Couple
over a year ago

some where near

Can't be wearing tight revealing clothes distract teachers and males lol ??

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

What time does drama class start sir

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"What time does drama class start sir"

It's oversubscribed young man so check back later as we usually have a few dropouts.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Major fallout in woodworking this morning over what exactly qualified as 6 inches.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Is there self defence classes being run sir

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Sir, sir, sir

An bhfuil cead agum dul gti an leathreas

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is there self defence classes being run sir "

Excellent suggestion young lady.

I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sir, sir, sir

An bhfuil cead agum dul gti an leathreas"

Cross your legs

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Is there self defence classes being run sir

Excellent suggestion young lady.

I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever"

Im no lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there self defence classes being run sir

Excellent suggestion young lady.

I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever

Im no lady "

But he did call you "young" dont forget that part

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Is there self defence classes being run sir

Excellent suggestion young lady.

I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever

Im no lady

But he did call you "young" dont forget that part "

ill remember he said that when it gets to my birthday and i try to convince myself ive still got it

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sir, this French Oral class is not what I was expecting.

Can I swap to Secretarial Studies please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whens the sex ed class? I missed the last one

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is there self defence classes being run sir

Excellent suggestion young lady.

I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever

Im no lady

But he did call you "young" dont forget that part "

She never forgets

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sir, this French Oral class is not what I was expecting.

Can I swap to Secretarial Studies please?"

Are you good at shorthand?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Whens the sex ed class? I missed the last one "

Refresher courses are available

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