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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With Black Friday just around the corner Kaizer got an amazing deal on a washing machine built for the future!

But..... The machine has a bad attitude

If you set a wash and the goddam thing thinks it's too heavy, it only goes and double the length of time!!!

The Thunderpants aint that soiled maaan

Anyone else got some appliances with consciousness?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

my kettle throws a boiler of a tantrum every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With Black Friday just around the corner Kaizer got an amazing deal on a washing machine built for the future!

But..... The machine has a bad attitude

If you set a wash and the goddam thing thinks it's too heavy, it only goes and double the length of time!!!

The Thunderpants aint that soiled maaan

Anyone else got some appliances with consciousness?

Nope, I choose wisely

Do my research first re specification, then check prices, then order it

Piece of cake, really!

If you need training how to do it, pm me, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With Black Friday just around the corner Kaizer got an amazing deal on a washing machine built for the future!

But..... The machine has a bad attitude

If you set a wash and the goddam thing thinks it's too heavy, it only goes and double the length of time!!!

The Thunderpants aint that soiled maaan

Anyone else got some appliances with consciousness?

Nope, I choose wisely

Do my research first re specification, then check prices, then order it

Piece of cake, really!

If you need training how to do it, pm me, please

Please help Kaizer with his Terminator-esque washer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my kettle throws a boiler of a tantrum every now and then"

Any chance of a brew?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the Thunderpants.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I have a phone that logs all the car accidents I have and passes that info on to third parties so they can claim on my behalf. I think my Motorola is on commission.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

My phone has sprung a leak. I fill it up with electricity and it’s gone within a few hours. It’s become a mild inconvenience

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"My phone has sprung a leak. I fill it up with electricity and it’s gone within a few hours. It’s become a mild inconvenience "

another thing you didnt change in time

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"My phone has sprung a leak. I fill it up with electricity and it’s gone within a few hours. It’s become a mild inconvenience

another thing you didnt change in time

Thanks for rubbing it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the Thunderpants."

Amongst other things G-Dogg

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Bought a new iron but it wouldn't do what it was supposed to do so I fell out with it. We had a steaming row.

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