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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... a piece of lettuce in my cleavage!!! It's a nice leftover from today's lunch which seemed to have taken refugee inside my boobage.

Ladies, have you found any strange things - besides the odd cock - in your cleavage???

I've found peanuts, a marble and crisps in there lol... they weren't there on purpose just so you know. I think I need some lessons in eating properly though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... a piece of lettuce in my cleavage!!! It's a nice leftover from today's lunch which seemed to have taken refugee inside my boobage.

Ladies, have you found any strange things - besides the odd cock - in your cleavage???

I've found peanuts, a marble and crisps in there lol... they weren't there on purpose just so you know. I think I need some lessons in eating properly though "

Don't think lessons in eating properly is what you need BB.

More like lessons in Personal Hygene!

Eeuuwwww!!

Just how long was that lettuce there?

Lunch last week???

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you will have to post a pic of this fine colletion point for these bits and bobs !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had lettuce on my sandwich for lunch, so about an hour? Next thing disappearing in there will be a whole country .. .it's like the fecking Twilight Zone

I'm such a classy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had lettuce on my sandwich for lunch, so about an hour? Next thing disappearing in there will be a whole country .. .it's like the fecking Twilight Zone

I'm such a classy lady "

You said it BB!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol you will have to post a pic of this fine colletion point for these bits and bobs !! "

I'm afraid the evidence was already thrown away! And just to clarify, I didn't find them all at the same time... I do shower, like, once a week or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol you will have to post a pic of this fine colletion point for these bits and bobs !!

I'm afraid the evidence was already thrown away! And just to clarify, I didn't find them all at the same time... I do shower, like, once a week or so "

Aye!

Thrown away? Or Munched!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol you will have to post a pic of this fine colletion point for these bits and bobs !!

I'm afraid the evidence was already thrown away! And just to clarify, I didn't find them all at the same time... I do shower, like, once a week or so

Aye!

Thrown away? Or Munched!!! Lol

"

If it had been a Malteser I would have munched it hehe

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

my ex lost her cigerete lighter once and found it the next day down there !!

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

pics or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah damn, I completely forgot to take a picture of the lettuce lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was disrobing a friend of mine after a night out in a crowded pub, with a similar boobage to yours Bbw, and as I unleashed the babies, I found a piece of paper with a name and number written on it, and she'd never noticed it being dropped in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was disrobing a friend of mine after a night out in a crowded pub, with a similar boobage to yours Bbw, and as I unleashed the babies, I found a piece of paper with a name and number written on it, and she'd never noticed it being dropped in there "

that's what she told YOU lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have come across all sorts in my cleavage , a mcdonalds chip , crumbs from toast etc , and on one occasion a 50 euro note ! happy out ! thought i was broke ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have come across all sorts in my cleavage , a mcdonalds chip , crumbs from toast etc , and on one occasion a 50 euro note ! happy out ! thought i was broke ..lol "

A new way to save few quid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... a piece of lettuce in my cleavage!!! It's a nice leftover from today's lunch which seemed to have taken refugee inside my boobage.

Ladies, have you found any strange things - besides the odd cock - in your cleavage???

I've found peanuts, a marble and crisps in there lol... they weren't there on purpose just so you know. I think I need some lessons in eating properly though "

well i certainly hope you did,nt eat it lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven seen that cleavage, I'm surprised anything could squeeze down but wow a piece of lettuce now THAT must have been noticed by lots in the office

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven seen that cleavage, I'm surprised anything could squeeze down but wow a piece of lettuce now THAT must have been noticed by lots in the office"

nope, no one noticed it was all tucked in between lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just found half a pack of ciggerettes down the back of the couch. Does that count? Hmmmmm couch fags

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just found half a pack of ciggerettes down the back of the couch. Does that count? Hmmmmm couch fags "

Nope, not unless they were in between your bum cheeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it wasn't something that had been down there so long, it had turned green ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just found half a pack of ciggerettes down the back of the couch. Does that count? Hmmmmm couch fags

Nope, not unless they were in between your bum cheeks! "

Nothing that shouldn't be there gets inbetween them no matter much a woman wants lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure it wasn't something that had been down there so long, it had turned green ??? "

Maybe... I must have missed it when I had my summer bath 6 weeks ago .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just found half a pack of ciggerettes down the back of the couch. Does that count? Hmmmmm couch fags

Nope, not unless they were in between your bum cheeks!

Nothing that shouldn't be there gets inbetween them no matter much a woman wants lol"

get some dingle berries and bigballs will have ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ don't think anyone is that bad for a ride on here

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