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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate " What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! " Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table?" You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning " There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now " Hold on a cotton picken minute. Cream eggs are sacred Do not bring them to the table....unless I’m seated | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Hold on a cotton picken minute. Cream eggs are sacred Do not bring them to the table....unless I’m seated " I used to be a huge fan of them. In fact I was a huge fan of them because of all of the creme eggs I ate. I'm wasting away now since they changed the recipe a few years ago. | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now " Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Hold on a cotton picken minute. Cream eggs are sacred Do not bring them to the table....unless I’m seated I used to be a huge fan of them. In fact I was a huge fan of them because of all of the creme eggs I ate. I'm wasting away now since they changed the recipe a few years ago. " In a previous life I've seen hundreds of boxes of them being returned the year the recipe was changed because they couldn't be sold. Customers were convinced they had bought a bad batch. | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. " They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to... | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. " Do you know me? Tiffin bars are the best bar ever. I have one here sitting in the van for a little treat when I take my break around 10 am. | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to..." I have a sweet tooth myself but just can't stomach them now. Like you said, they're just sweet and pretty much very little flavour. | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Hold on a cotton picken minute. Cream eggs are sacred Do not bring them to the table....unless I’m seated I used to be a huge fan of them. In fact I was a huge fan of them because of all of the creme eggs I ate. I'm wasting away now since they changed the recipe a few years ago. In a previous life I've seen hundreds of boxes of them being returned the year the recipe was changed because they couldn't be sold. Customers were convinced they had bought a bad batch. " I remember thinking I had got a dud as well back then. | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. Do you know me? Tiffin bars are the best bar ever. I have one here sitting in the van for a little treat when I take my break around 10 am. " All u need is a willing woman to give up 20 seconds of her life and ur made | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. Do you know me? Tiffin bars are the best bar ever. I have one here sitting in the van for a little treat when I take my break around 10 am. All u need is a willing woman to give up 20 seconds of her life and ur made " But would you let her hold your cream egg ??? | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. " Tiffin is way nicer | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. Do you know me? Tiffin bars are the best bar ever. I have one here sitting in the van for a little treat when I take my break around 10 am. All u need is a willing woman to give up 20 seconds of her life and ur made But would you let her hold your cream egg ???" Are u nuts | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. Do you know me? Tiffin bars are the best bar ever. I have one here sitting in the van for a little treat when I take my break around 10 am. All u need is a willing woman to give up 20 seconds of her life and ur made But would you let her hold your cream egg ??? Are u nuts " right answer | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. Do you know me? Tiffin bars are the best bar ever. I have one here sitting in the van for a little treat when I take my break around 10 am. All u need is a willing woman to give up 20 seconds of her life and ur made " I spend longer on the tiffin | |||
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"It's hard to imagine that cream eggs were ever good, but I like the Eastery talk, if you keep on going I might even feel the spring. " Id say ur well used to causing a spring | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Haribo and Cadbury... though the odd KitKat has been known to make its way in... would I qualify to sit at your table? You're in..! "Cadbury" was the magic word Bonus points would have been received if you had mentioned Creme Eggs. That would have qualified you for the "Pussy Eating" thread on here this morning There's going to be a row here.. Creme eggs used to be great but they're pure shite now Youve crossed the line McCarthy! Creme Eggs are sacred heavenly sweetness that help release the endorphins that get clogged up in my system through lack of sex. I demand you rethink your position!! Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. Tiffin is way nicer " Sacrilege!!! Wash your mouth out with soap..!! | |||
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"It's hard to imagine that cream eggs were ever good, but I like the Eastery talk, if you keep on going I might even feel the spring. Id say ur well used to causing a spring " It's too long ago, I can't remember, a memory refresh is needed. | |||
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"My milkshake brings all tbe boys to the yard " My milkshake is better than yours | |||
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"My milkshake brings all tbe boys to the yard My milkshake is better than yours " ooh how do you know | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to... I have a sweet tooth myself but just can't stomach them now. Like you said, they're just sweet and pretty much very little flavour. " Ok, lets just call then Creme Egg Lite now then... | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to... I have a sweet tooth myself but just can't stomach them now. Like you said, they're just sweet and pretty much very little flavour. Ok, lets just call then Creme Egg Lite now then... " They're ideal for practicing your rimming technique on if you just remove a tiny bit of the top. The creme oozing out can be somewhat disconcerting though. | |||
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"Lol the best sex a man can get,isn't that good enough ha ha. " And you think you can give the "best sex a man can get" I thought women always wanted the best sex a man can give? | |||
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"My milkshake brings all tbe boys to the yard My milkshake is better than yours ooh how do you know " I don't , but open to a milkshake tasting competition | |||
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"My milkshake brings all tbe boys to the yard My milkshake is better than yours ooh how do you know I don't , but open to a milkshake tasting competition " makes a change from ice cream. Im game | |||
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"A quick read on the forums i said to myself before i get out of bed turned into the funniest thread I've read in ages....thanks to all for a cheerful start to the day Is it acceptable to have a Tiffin bar for breakfast " Absolutely.....just make sure you have coffee/tea with it | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to... I have a sweet tooth myself but just can't stomach them now. Like you said, they're just sweet and pretty much very little flavour. Ok, lets just call then Creme Egg Lite now then... They're ideal for practicing your rimming technique on if you just remove a tiny bit of the top. The creme oozing out can be somewhat disconcerting though. " Bit like sloppy seconds | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to... I have a sweet tooth myself but just can't stomach them now. Like you said, they're just sweet and pretty much very little flavour. Ok, lets just call then Creme Egg Lite now then... They're ideal for practicing your rimming technique on if you just remove a tiny bit of the top. The creme oozing out can be somewhat disconcerting though. Bit like sloppy seconds " Mother of God! | |||
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" Next you'll be telling us a Tiffin bar is nicer. They are though. The delicious creme eggs of yesteryear are no more. Now they are just stomach churning sweet. I’d still eat them. Be rude not to... I have a sweet tooth myself but just can't stomach them now. Like you said, they're just sweet and pretty much very little flavour. Ok, lets just call then Creme Egg Lite now then... They're ideal for practicing your rimming technique on if you just remove a tiny bit of the top. The creme oozing out can be somewhat disconcerting though. Bit like sloppy seconds Mother of God! " Creme egg becomes creme pie | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! " Throw in lindt chocolate and anything is possible | |||
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"James Vader Mid-Level Sexpert Experience: Highly Skilled Professional with over 16 Years working in the field as a private contractor. Qualities: Ability to bring an unnerving level of self assurance, and humour to the start of all projects undertaken. Not afraid to take risks, but weighs all options heavily before taking said risks. Aim to please others. Always follow through the job to completion. Not afraid to get my hands dirty and do what needs to be done. Willing to put in overtime. Focus on putting others ahead of myself. Focused on investigating clients' needs before implementation, which supports the mission to "surprise and delight". In addition have a surprising ability to read a situation to maximize overall client satisfaction. Adept at research; will incorporate cutting edge new technology or methodologies. Ramped up operations quickly when the demand exceeds supply. However, currently operating at a loss. Adept in spefic time consuming and goal oriented projects next. To focus on more skilled and talented projects. Extracurriculars: Research and Development on New Positions. Open to Q&A on New Positions. "Study" for 30 minutes every morning and night . Undertook lengthy self-study prior to entering the field, to ensure full satisfaction of my clients. Analyzed client behavior patterns and leveraged psychological research to increase satisfaction. Acomplishhments - As aforementioned 15 years experience. Over 100+ projects undertaken, 67 satisfied clients which have contracted me on more than one occasion. Skilled in 2 person group projects. Open to 3, 4, 6 person projects. (Disclaimer - All of the aforementioned may be slightly exaggerated) " Round of applause | |||
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"I’m almost always packing a couple of bags of sweets and chocolate What kind? There's a big difference between Rowntrees/Nestle and Cadburys. That could make or break a meet..!! Throw in lindt chocolate and anything is possible " Bloody typical kildare ones, trying to confuse the issue and gain an advantage with other products..!! | |||
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"James Vader Mid-Level Sexpert Experience: Highly Skilled Professional with over 16 Years working in the field as a private contractor. Qualities: Ability to bring an unnerving level of self assurance, and humour to the start of all projects undertaken. Not afraid to take risks, but weighs all options heavily before taking said risks. Aim to please others. Always follow through the job to completion. Not afraid to get my hands dirty and do what needs to be done. Willing to put in overtime. Focus on putting others ahead of myself. Focused on investigating clients' needs before implementation, which supports the mission to "surprise and delight". In addition have a surprising ability to read a situation to maximize overall client satisfaction. Adept at research; will incorporate cutting edge new technology or methodologies. Ramped up operations quickly when the demand exceeds supply. However, currently operating at a loss. Adept in spefic time consuming and goal oriented projects next. To focus on more skilled and talented projects. Extracurriculars: Research and Development on New Positions. Open to Q&A on New Positions. "Study" for 30 minutes every morning and night . Undertook lengthy self-study prior to entering the field, to ensure full satisfaction of my clients. Analyzed client behavior patterns and leveraged psychological research to increase satisfaction. Acomplishhments - As aforementioned 15 years experience. Over 100+ projects undertaken, 67 satisfied clients which have contracted me on more than one occasion. Skilled in 2 person group projects. Open to 3, 4, 6 person projects. (Disclaimer - All of the aforementioned may be slightly exaggerated) " Saw the photos... the rest is just a a blur of white noise | |||
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