FabSwingers.com forum: School moms

By *omanic400 OP Man
over a year ago

West Cork

So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

And suddenly lots of eyes zero in on this thread...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace

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By *omanic400 OP Man
over a year ago

West Cork

"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace"

Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm sick of popcorn. Anyone got crisps?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"I'm sick of popcorn. Anyone got crisps? "

You'd need to put it on the shopping list for the school moms to get while the kids are at school...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace

Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty! "

We personally wouldnt have random strangers in our house

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By *omanic400 OP Man
over a year ago

West Cork

Might not be a stranger!! You might know him/her and have a regular play while everyone is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to sit on my bum drinking tea, watch the soaps, gossip with my neighbour and update my social

media with full time mammy quotes

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace

Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty! "

What was the point in asking what they get up to if you're just going to disregard the first answer you get?

Maybe ask the question you actually want answered first next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school"

Lie on the bed in stockings and play with myself obvs..

Or go to work

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Lie on the bed in stockings and play with myself obvs..

Or go to work

I choose to disregard the last line..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school"

Work.

Dee

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life

Deeeelicious sarcasm

Also sounds exactly like my day once they pop off.

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

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you looking a scrubber

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

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What does Bea get up to when you're at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school"

Chat to Kaizer

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Deeeelicious sarcasm

Also sounds exactly like my day once they pop off.

Come for the mimosa. Stay for the sarcasm

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

" you looking a scrubber

You’d be horrified by the before pix

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

What does Bea get up to when you're at that "

Work! Those oils don’t buy themselves

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By *omanic400 OP Man
over a year ago

West Cork

The sarcasm award goes to

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

What does Bea get up to when you're at that

Work! Those oils don’t buy themselves

Fair play ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school"

what they ALWAYS do ...MULTI TASK !!!!

...Amazing people ...HUGH SALUTE

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace

Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty!

What was the point in asking what they get up to if you're just going to disregard the first answer you get?

Maybe ask the question you actually want answered first next time.

Yep, I think he has a fantasy in his head rather than the reality of what actually happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Being a stay at home ain't as cracked up as you would think .....

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one "
you jealous he's not chatting to you . You do like to give digs....if you don't like what he says slide on....

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one "

Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one "

Seriously!? Again???

Do you just come onto this forum to troll Kaizer?

Your posts smack of jealously and small man syndrome!

Now play Kaizer's goddam music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the original post made me laugh out loud.

Someone is going to get some landing if they ever settle down to family life with a bunch of kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol"

It's so fucking weird!

The Count wakes up....

(in a transylvanian accent)

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"

Mammy count shouts up the stairs.

"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"

"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."

*Types Kaizer is sad.

And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!

Get home from a hard day's masterbation

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"

*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"

*Types again and inserts emojis

Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one "

Count do you target women like this or just a man

It's actual harassment and I'm embarrassed for you

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol

It's so fucking weird!

The Count wakes up....

(in a transylvanian accent)

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"

Mammy count shouts up the stairs.

"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"

"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."

*Types Kaizer is sad.

And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!

Get home from a hard day's masterbation

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"

*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"

*Types again and inserts emojis

Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical

You forgot the blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one you jealous he's not chatting to you . You do like to give digs....if you don't like what he says slide on.... "

The lady knows!

If a female user was subject to this constant trolling said troll would be banned!

It is weird beyond belief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

Count do you target women like this or just a man

It's actual harassment and I'm embarrassed for you "

It's insane behaviour from a middle aged man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol

It's so fucking weird!

The Count wakes up....

(in a transylvanian accent)

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"

Mammy count shouts up the stairs.

"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"

"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."

*Types Kaizer is sad.

And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!

Get home from a hard day's masterbation

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"

*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"

*Types again and inserts emojis

Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical

You forgot the blah blah blah

One blah blah blah

Two blah blah blah

And so on

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol

It's so fucking weird!

The Count wakes up....

(in a transylvanian accent)

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"

Mammy count shouts up the stairs.

"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"

"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."

*Types Kaizer is sad.

And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!

Get home from a hard day's masterbation

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"

*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"

*Types again and inserts emojis

Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical

You forgot the blah blah blah

One blah blah blah

Two blah blah blah

And so on

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school

Chat to Kaizer

There ya go again

Swelled head and not the lower one

Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol

It's so fucking weird!

The Count wakes up....

(in a transylvanian accent)

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"

Mammy count shouts up the stairs.

"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"

"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."

*Types Kaizer is sad.

And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!

Get home from a hard day's masterbation

"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"

*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"

*Types again and inserts emojis

Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical

You forgot the blah blah blah

One blah blah blah

Two blah blah blah

And so on

Ahhh come on now lads.... Poor fella has his room wall papered in kaizer pics.... He's got little pleasure in life... Let him have his wee min of satisfaction... :0 obv joking... Wank off somewhere else count... jade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was op expecting for an answer here I wonder? That the vibrator is out on the bed from 9 o clock to 2 o clock? Haha

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok, can the people who don't get on please ignore each other

Back to the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, can the people who don't get on please ignore each other

Back to the OP"

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Personally, I lie in bed hoping Kaizer will finally notice me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally, I lie in bed hoping Kaizer will finally notice me...

Manbeast mode.... Engaged

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Personally, I lie in bed hoping Kaizer will finally notice me...

Manbeast mode.... Engaged

Rrrrrrr....

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