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Is there anything better than a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To catch a mouse.....

All suggestions welcome

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

2 pussy's ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A daschund

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 pussy's ??"

3?

A trifecta of Pussies?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Tom was pretty bad even at being a pussy. He was always getting Spiked by Jerry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A daschund "

The dog is too busy trying to replenish hair after Kaizer knitted a nice onesie

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

A mouse trap?

Not much difference between the two... but you wouldn't stick your tongue in a mouse trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tom was pretty bad even at being a pussy. He was always getting Spiked by Jerry "

Tom would have a field (mouse) day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mouse trap?

Not much difference between the two... but you wouldn't stick your tongue in a mouse trap"

And what would Kaizer use as bait Mr Biscuit?

Any jammie dodgers?

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I hate pussys dirty smelly things and they'd shite anywhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"A mouse trap?

Not much difference between the two... but you wouldn't stick your tongue in a mouse trap"

Thats the other website that can't be mentioned isnt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate pussys dirty smelly things and they'd shite anywhere "

They actually bury their own feces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiger....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A tiger.... "

They need a King

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A tiger.... "

They're grrrrrrrrreat

The tiger would see the mouse as an appetiser

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Not mine, they bring live mice into the house & watch me catching them... (Grrrrrr)

As for sticking your tongue in a mouse trap, one person's yuck is someone's yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Russell wins all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate pussys dirty smelly things and they'd shite anywhere

They actually bury their own feces "

Generally in my raised vegetable beds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack Russell wins all day"

Your man from Escape from New York?

Aka Snake Pliskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine love pigmy shrews, more cultured in my neck of the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine love pigmy shrews, more cultured in my neck of the woods "

The Pussies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolivian tree lizards are a godsend for keeping mice population down.

When you're overrun by lizards, simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

You may think snakes are worse, but there's this fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have sworn all Bolivian gorillas wear ponchos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine love pigmy shrews, more cultured in my neck of the woods

The Pussies? "

I was referring to pussy ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine love pigmy shrews, more cultured in my neck of the woods

The Pussies?

I was referring to pussy ofcourse "

Shotgun and peanut butter your home will have extra ventilation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bolivian tree lizards are a godsend for keeping mice population down.

When you're overrun by lizards, simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

You may think snakes are worse, but there's this fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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Hahahaha

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I hate pussys dirty smelly things and they'd shite anywhere "

Perhaps you just haven’t met a good one yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Manbeast 1

Mousey Mousekovitz 0

RIP lil feller

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Manbeast 1

Mousey Mousekovitz 0

RIP lil feller "

Its the rats you need to watch out for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Manbeast 1

Mousey Mousekovitz 0

RIP lil feller

Its the rats you need to watch out for "

Absofrickenlutely BM

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.

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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.

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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them. "

You don't want the rat to have a pleasant death

Word needs to spread around Ratland that your man with the giant penis on the patio is basically a Butcher

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.

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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them.

You don't want the rat to have a pleasant death

Word needs to spread around Ratland that your man with the giant penis on the patio is basically a Butcher "

...and I was on the patio too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.

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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them.

You don't want the rat to have a pleasant death

Word needs to spread around Ratland that your man with the giant penis on the patio is basically a Butcher

...and I was on the patio too "

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"To catch a mouse.....

All suggestions welcome "

Jack russells are much better

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