FabSwingers.com forum: CANT TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT THE KITCHEN.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Legend has it " if u can't take the heat get the fuck out the kitchen*

Females here aren't making it easy, with all this COVID19 stress, some women also pouring petrol in the fire with all this meeting demands,girls u need to take some chill pill on us lads, or is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of demands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might be the one who needs to get out of the kitchen...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

As you stated covid any woman demanding meets i think you dodge a bullet there no one should be meeting while a pandemic on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As you stated covid any woman demanding meets i think you dodge a bullet there no one should be meeting while a pandemic on..... "
Really ok then I'm just going to launch on that comment, I'm not saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you might be the one who needs to get out of the kitchen...

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Yes exactly what I meant, the heat here is getting unbeatable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you might be the one who needs to get out of the kitchen...

Yes exactly what I meant, the heat here is getting unbeatable.

Off you go so!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin. "

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead. "

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legend has it " if u can't take the heat get the fuck out the kitchen*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it. "

Whoops

I don’t know how that happened

I must have been distracted

Let me reach over you to the sink, no don’t move, I can reach, sorry if I’m pushing against you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it.

Whoops

I don’t know how that happened

I must have been distracted

Let me reach over you to the sink, no don’t move, I can reach, sorry if I’m pushing against you

Lollll

You sound like a menace at parties!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it.

Whoops

I don’t know how that happened

I must have been distracted

Let me reach over you to the sink, no don’t move, I can reach, sorry if I’m pushing against you

Lollll

You sound like a menace at parties! "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

When I can't stand the heat I usually just open a window or turn down the thermostat.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

What's that word ....

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Oh yeah, wetdreams

Time for breakfast op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak. "

Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak.

Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls"

I'll take 3 please

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak.

Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls

I'll take 3 please

Open wide and let me slip these in

One ....

Two .......

And three ......

Oh yes you love these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak.

Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls

I'll take 3 please

Open wide and let me slip these in

One ....

Two .......

And three ......

Oh yes you love these

Laughing so hard at this.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak.

Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls

I'll take 3 please

Open wide and let me slip these in

One ....

Two .......

And three ......

Oh yes you love these

Laughing so hard at this. "

Get back up on that countertop sbellex

You’re going to the naughty counter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

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Both if y'all need to get a room

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

Both if y'all need to get a room

We already have, it’s the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too

Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie

Egg and onion?

Put your hand back in that oven you freak.

Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls

I'll take 3 please

Open wide and let me slip these in

One ....

Two .......

And three ......

Oh yes you love these

Laughing so hard at this.

Get back up on that countertop sbellex

You’re going to the naughty counter

I can't. I'm too d*unk now. I'll just slump onto the floor here.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Why do you have to get out of the kitchen ? Can't you just open a window a bit or and extractor fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

Both if y'all need to get a room

You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

Both if y'all need to get a room

You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest! "

Your protests are noted

is this a case of yes meaning no?!?

Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

Both if y'all need to get a room

You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!

Your protests are noted

is this a case of yes meaning no?!?

Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk

Make me

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

Both if y'all need to get a room

You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!

Your protests are noted

is this a case of yes meaning no?!?

Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk

Make me

Look up here sbellex, I’ve just taken some pigs in blankets out of the oven, come on, up, up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen

Haha that's so true! Why is that?

I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.

I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)

You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest

So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.

oh my word sbellex

Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me

Both if y'all need to get a room

You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!

Your protests are noted

is this a case of yes meaning no?!?

Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk

Make me

Look up here sbellex, I’ve just taken some pigs in blankets out of the oven, come on, up, up "

I don't even really like sausage rolls that much! And you keep burning them. They're dry as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me? "

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here. "

Can i slurp your gin?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here. "

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

Can i slurp your gin? "

Yes! Let's race!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Legend has it " if u can't take the heat get the fuck out the kitchen*

Apologies Jimmy.. What way would you like us ladies to behave? Give us a few pointers so we can best please you.. Also if we aren't in the kitchen how can we make the sammwichs to best please our men?? "
I really wouldn't know, forgive me ma lady, I'm not even going to try, don't want to make myself look like a mug in front of you ladies by trying make any pointers

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls. "

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls. "
ok you too when you're you are done, I'll be right back at ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

So leave the morals and dignity, but bring gin and crisps.. Im there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying. "

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle "

Ffs there goes more pastry

Don’t spit sbellex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle

Ffs there goes more pastry

Don’t spit sbellex

I never spit

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle

Ffs there goes more pastry

Don’t spit sbellex

I never spit

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle

Ffs there goes more pastry

Don’t spit sbellex

I never spit

Open wide

I think we may have taken this too far... Sorry OP! Back to complaining about those pesky women knowing what they want. Tramps!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle

Ffs there goes more pastry

Don’t spit sbellex

I never spit

Open wide

I think we may have taken this too far... Sorry OP! Back to complaining about those pesky women knowing what they want. Tramps! "

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?

Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.

And bring gin

You can leave your dignity on the counter top

Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.

I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands

BRING CRISPS DIZZIE

(I’m guessing tayto

)

Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.

I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before

*cackle

Ffs there goes more pastry

Don’t spit sbellex

I never spit

Open wide

I think we may have taken this too far... Sorry OP! Back to complaining about those pesky women knowing what they want. Tramps!

Spoilsport

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I don't mind as long as you two are happy together, which seems like you're getting on really well, i know i won't get any credit for making it happen, borrowing Donald trump favourite word

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