FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite sex/love quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's everyone favourite quotes about sex, love, relationships etc... I like

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.” — Joan Rivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor is the man who's pleasures depend on the permission of another ~ Madonna.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Poxy lockdown, I haven't had sex in months"

- _iscuits8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Poxy lockdown, I haven't had sex in months"

- _iscuits8"

Ha ha!! Very thought provoking!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Life is like sex. You can either lie back and let it screw you or get on top and ride the hell out of it.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Never wear knickers to bed,it's an insult to your husband".

My Granny to my girlfriend the first time they met.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sex is like a game of poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have6a good hand!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's about the lotto but it equally applies here... "If you're not in, you can't win!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Grandmother always used to say “why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?”."

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

""Never wear knickers to bed,it's an insult to your husband".

My Granny to my girlfriend the first time they met."

As of right now this is my favourite quote about everything! Your granny must have been some woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” - Oscar Wilde

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

‘The shitter was full’

Cousin Eddie - National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” - Oscar Wilde "

Yeah I've always loved that one.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Take me up the north mountain - Ana

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

""Never wear knickers to bed,it's an insult to your husband".

My Granny to my girlfriend the first time they met.

As of right now this is my favourite quote about everything! Your granny must have been some woman

Well she had 16 kids so she practised what she preached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear

Oscar Wilde"

Wilde did not say this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Ha ha! Hilarious. From Oscar Wilde to Nicki Minaj... The whole spectrum right there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho?"
at least lol

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol"

Quick breaks for Tayto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol"

Good you’d miss a good night and morning of passion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto"

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto"

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon? "

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted "

You have the cheese and onion and I'll have the salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

You have the cheese and onion and I'll have the salt and vinegar "

Deal.. Lets have ya.. Im on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted "

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.

Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.

Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it?? "

Owww... That slapping sound was the sound of sudden erections hitting mens faces all over the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.

Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it??

Owww... That slapping sound was the sound of sudden erections hitting mens faces all over the country

Fistbump

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.

Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it??

Owww... That slapping sound was the sound of sudden erections hitting mens faces all over the country

Fistbump "

Mmmm, fisting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'

Nicki Minaj

Only 3 times tho? at least lol

Quick breaks for Tayto

I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!

Tayto.. Only tayto

Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?

Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted

Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!

Marry me

That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.

Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it?? "

I can hear the priest saying "and how did the groom meet the bride?".... "i was on the fab site and offered to drop a box of Tayto up to Belfast".... True love!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Let go of your inhibitions

Test your limitations

Push your boundries

Find what stimulates you

And enjoy every moment

Anon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married“ - Zsa Zsa

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By *addubMan
over a year ago

dublin. 12

Live every day As if

it's your last.

One day you will be right.

On that note any of you fine ladies up for some fun ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gotta eat the booty like groceries is a fave this week

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Get it inta ya, Cynthia!"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yes....yes.....yessssss!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Yes....yes.....yessssss!"

I'll have whats he's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"

I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"

I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest

Gaslighting is not cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"

I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest

Lol not like that it means connecting with someone is equally important

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"

I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest

Lol not like that it means connecting with someone is equally important "

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By *p1001Couple
over a year ago

bma

No use paying for dinner, if you can't taste it.

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By *ongunMan
over a year ago

Diblin

The difference between sex for free and sex for money, the sex for free costs alot more.

A quote in the bar in AIT can not remember who the quote is from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The difference between sex for free and sex for money, the sex for free costs alot more.

A quote in the bar in AIT can not remember who the quote is from "

Its brendan behan... Heard it before!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be the master of your own sexual adventures.

Badboyboogie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an interview this one particular time when a lady that worked in the sex industry was asked if she believed in marraige..her reply .." of course l believe in marraige after all it provides me with 99% of my business "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I know nothing about sex because I was always married“ - Zsa Zsa

"Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended"

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