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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got fertiliser?

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help "

Are you a consultant at the Merrion Fertility Clinic or some other established and reputable fertility clinic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help

Are you a consultant at the Merrion Fertility Clinic or some other established and reputable fertility clinic?"

Eh obviously!

Fair play to the OP for offering advice in these uncertain times

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help "
taking the moan from the womoan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers "

Oh is there a cruise or trip to an aquarium involved in this workshop ?

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Aquarium is full

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers

Oh is there a cruise or trip to an aquarium involved in this workshop ? "

elite level swimming lessons

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help

Are you a consultant at the Merrion Fertility Clinic or some other established and reputable fertility clinic?

Eh obviously!

Fair play to the OP for offering advice in these uncertain times "

It is indeed very gracious and generous of the OP.

However, I would have some reservations regarding pedigree of his medical college given that he spelt woman wrong, unless it is some very intellectual and erotic play on the traditional spelling (womoan).

It could also be that Dr. Nick from Springfield has relocated to Dublin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help

Are you a consultant at the Merrion Fertility Clinic or some other established and reputable fertility clinic?

Eh obviously!

Fair play to the OP for offering advice in these uncertain times

It is indeed very gracious and generous of the OP.

However, I would have some reservations regarding pedigree of his medical college given that he spelt woman wrong, unless it is some very intellectual and erotic play on the traditional spelling (womoan).

It could also be that Dr. Nick from Springfield has relocated to Dublin?"

Shiver me timbers.... Kaizer thought that was Latin or something

Hey Everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers

Oh is there a cruise or trip to an aquarium involved in this workshop ?

elite level swimming lessons "

Arm bands optional

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help "

Going on nothing but your grammar, you seem like you've got the perfect genes to pass down to the next generation

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Just forain bolix . Thats all

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers

Oh is there a cruise or trip to an aquarium involved in this workshop ?

elite level swimming lessons

Arm bands optional "

dont forget the goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the learned OPs opinion on artificial insemination and/or In vitro fertilisation?

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Hahahahah, all packed in my bag ready for action

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"What's the learned OPs opinion on artificial insemination and/or In vitro fertilisation?

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Artificial insemination ? Like cyborgs ?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"What's the learned OPs opinion on artificial insemination and/or In vitro fertilisation?

Artificial insemination ? Like cyborgs ?"

turkey baster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers "

That you Michael Phelps?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"What's the learned OPs opinion on artificial insemination and/or In vitro fertilisation?

Artificial insemination ? Like cyborgs ?

turkey baster "

First robots now farm animals ? Jesus what's the world coming to ??

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"What's the learned OPs opinion on artificial insemination and/or In vitro fertilisation?

Artificial insemination ? Like cyborgs ?

turkey baster

First robots now farm animals ? Jesus what's the world coming to ??"

prefer the old fashioned way myself

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"What's the learned OPs opinion on artificial insemination and/or In vitro fertilisation?

Artificial insemination ? Like cyborgs ?

turkey baster

First robots now farm animals ? Jesus what's the world coming to ??

prefer the old fashioned way myself"

Ah yes the good old Roman orgy

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Thats a very generous offer, OP. However, from a genetic point of view, you're 5'4", you haven't learned to spell yet, and still living in the poorest county in Ireland, so, not exactly top of the gene pool. But good luck..

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Yes, all world is fuck now. Aprox 250 genders Lol. Males pregnant, enviroment in fucked....but i am still here and laughing

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

You're willing to pay maintenance as per your legal obligation as a parent of the child I'm sure...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

There's a distinct smell of Sligo from this thread. It's been a while but it seems normality is returning to fab

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa "

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18.

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

But if u stick on BC father unknow . Then how u can pay ...

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"There's a distinct smell of Sligo from this thread. It's been a while but it seems normality is returning to fab "

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Hmmm, thats nice poit .from genetic, blood has to be mixed.if u dont mixing blood , u r getting autism,dawn , cancer and other problems. I am from East Europe .So blood is fresh, less chance for some problems. 5.4 thats nothing , its still 50% of genetic. Mother can be taler . And Longford? Cmoon, person who is liwing in Dublin in rich, or something more ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a distinct smell of Sligo from this thread. It's been a while but it seems normality is returning to fab "

Father Christmas? Is that you?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

They'd want to be good swimmers in this weather

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Nono, thats me father Crilly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"They'd want to be good swimmers in this weather "

Welcome back mick

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

How many kids have you got Op

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"There's a distinct smell of Sligo from this thread. It's been a while but it seems normality is returning to fab

Father Christmas? Is that you? "

I'm checking up on all the naughty women

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Have 3 and all happy out

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"They'd want to be good swimmers in this weather

Welcome back mick "

Thank you very much!

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Any other questions?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Hmmm, thats nice poit .from genetic, blood has to be mixed.if u dont mixing blood , u r getting autism,dawn , cancer and other problems. I am from East Europe .So blood is fresh, less chance for some problems. 5.4 thats nothing , its still 50% of genetic. Mother can be taler . And Longford? Cmoon, person who is liwing in Dublin in rich, or something more ? Lol "

Haha. Yeah Im smelling Sligo here too.

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Hmmm, thats nice poit .from genetic, blood has to be mixed.if u dont mixing blood , u r getting autism,dawn , cancer and other problems. I am from East Europe .So blood is fresh, less chance for some problems. 5.4 thats nothing , its still 50% of genetic. Mother can be taler . And Longford? Cmoon, person who is liwing in Dublin in rich, or something more ? Lol

Haha. Yeah Im smelling Sligo here too. "

Hhahaha, u r not that fare away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a distinct smell of Sligo from this thread. It's been a while but it seems normality is returning to fab

Father Christmas? Is that you?

I'm checking up on all the naughty women"

Good thinking Santy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Have 3 and all happy out "

How do you know they're yours and that you're really fertile

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Have 3 and all happy out

How do you know they're yours and that you're really fertile "

Bcs some of ther couples try for years . And nothing . Then baby arive ....nobody wana know if its my or hubbys. They r happy, and thats more important

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

.....


"Have 3 and all happy out

How do you know they're yours and that you're really fertile

Bcs some of ther couples try for years . And nothing . Then baby arive ....nobody wana know if its my or hubbys. They r happy, and thats more important "

Does the baby arrive in a taxi or do I have to go and collect it. My shifts are all over the place, I'll need a few days notice. Oh yeah, will the child inherit your delusional mindset or will he/she have to work on that

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Have 3 and all happy out

How do you know they're yours and that you're really fertile

Bcs some of ther couples try for years . And nothing . Then baby arive ....nobody wana know if its my or hubbys. They r happy, and thats more important

Does the baby arrive in a taxi or do I have to go and collect it. My shifts are all over the place, I'll need a few days notice. Oh yeah, will the child inherit your delusional mindset or will he/she have to work on that "

Lol,i think u have go to Hospital for baby. But i am nit 100% Lol. But if u r male , u have tp go to shop.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Not necessarily.. MrsF had a baby at home as she is badass

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Not necessarily.. MrsF had a baby at home as she is badass"

Fair

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Not necessarily.. MrsF had a baby at home as she is badass"

Fair play to her .

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. "

you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Womoan, or couples who has problem to get pregnant? Maybe i can help

Are you a consultant at the Merrion Fertility Clinic or some other established and reputable fertility clinic?

Eh obviously!

Fair play to the OP for offering advice in these uncertain times

It is indeed very gracious and generous of the OP.

However, I would have some reservations regarding pedigree of his medical college given that he spelt woman wrong, unless it is some very intellectual and erotic play on the traditional spelling (womoan).

It could also be that Dr. Nick from Springfield has relocated to Dublin?"

My Thoughts exactly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers

Oh is there a cruise or trip to an aquarium involved in this workshop ?

elite level swimming lessons

Arm bands optional

dont forget the goggles "

Ye mean the googles...

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed "

Yes. And thats sad. Specialy for kids....

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed "

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made."

O yes, thats possible. But not if u have agement with couple. Of non paying .

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

what a wonderfull man Dr Longfordman must be..and its a free service ?

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"what a wonderfull man Dr Longfordman must be..and its a free service ?

"

Absolutely for free. But not for gays or Tv...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made."

court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"what a wonderfull man Dr Longfordman must be..and its a free service ?

Absolutely for free. But not for gays or Tv..."

Hopefully your kids are not as narrow minded

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.

O yes, thats possible. But not if u have agement with couple. Of non paying ."

Unfortunately they dont have the ability to sign away future maintenance. Regardless of any agreement, they might split up and she could change her mind, and then you're fucked

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country..."

Looks like u have bad experience .

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country..."

Ahh crap. Sorry. That fucking sucks.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country...

Looks like u have bad experience . "

yes you could say that but as a parent I believe you should pay regardless if your in the same country or not, having to get someone to make you pay is a low blow not to the other patent but to the child(dren) refusing to pay is disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country...

Looks like u have bad experience . "

Looks like you've learned to spell experience

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country...

Looks like u have bad experience . yes you could say that but as a parent I believe you should pay regardless if your in the same country or not, having to get someone to make you pay is a low blow not to the other patent but to the child(dren) refusing to pay is disgusting "

Yes . Thats tru

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country...

Ahh crap. Sorry. That fucking sucks."

it is but it happens not too me only the day I left the UK I left behind the backpayments in csa, he know how to work the system it was thousands not a hope of getting and he had intention of paying.... my girls didn't suffer and I'm proud to say that..

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Hahha, noooo. Secret father . Like Santa

You should familiarise yourself with the law in this area. If you father a child then you need to contribute to their upkeep till they are 18. you would like to think that happens but not all fathers do pay or have payed

I think there is a function where a non paying father can have money deducted off his pay packet if there is a court order for maintenance made.court order is only if the absent parent is in the same country...

Looks like u have bad experience .

Looks like you've learned to spell experience "

Lol, Google

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord

Hmmm, no many interesting Lol

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

Have you a proven track record or perhaps you are a "jaffa"

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By *uanpacMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

I've a few yogurt cartons full of the good stuff at home, the doctors told me to freeze it when I lost the ball just in case..

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By *ongfordman OP   Man
over a year ago

loongord


"Have you a proven track record or perhaps you are a "jaffa" "

No i dont have proven. And they r happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priceless

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Be jeez the most fertile man in longford

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"No,i just have exepriece . And good swimers

Oh is there a cruise or trip to an aquarium involved in this workshop ?

elite level swimming lessons "

I've been told I do a master level Butterfly stroke if I may say so

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By *ire1888Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Stop hahahahahahahahah in knots laughing here

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By *aveydottieMan
over a year ago

clondaklin

Lol Dr nick hahahahhah

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