FabSwingers.com forum: Orgasms!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you know that part of the brain shuts down upon orgasm?

*The part of the brain that controls behaviour and reasoning

That finally explains the erratic behaviours witnessed on Fab on a daily basis

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I’d say they shut down before orgasm in trying to get someone into be to have the orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this erratic behaviour due to lack of orgasms or having too many. Asking for a good friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little "

Men lol at least us girls can keep going

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The male argonaut octopus is 30 times smaller than the female and mates with her remotely by detaching a sex tentacle pre-loaded with sperm which wriggles its way into her mantle where it lives until she’s in the mood to use

Thats some orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

Sacre Bleu Dizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little

Men lol at least us girls can keep going

Preech.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that part of the brain shuts down upon orgasm?

*The part of the brain that controls behaviour and reasoning

That finally explains the erratic behaviours witnessed on Fab on a daily basis

You're crediting these people with having a brain the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. "

Are you mad? I'd swap childbirth, periods and menopause anyday

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

Are you mad? I'd swap childbirth, periods and menopause anyday"

Just no thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know that part of the brain shuts down upon orgasm?

*The part of the brain that controls behaviour and reasoning

That finally explains the erratic behaviours witnessed on Fab on a daily basis

You're crediting these people with having a brain the first place?"

Oh you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

Are you mad? I'd swap childbirth, periods and menopause anyday"

Listen. You and I both know if men got periods there'd be a fucking cure already, you'd take one pill one time and that'd be menopause over and done with, and childbirth would be a 5 min out patient procedure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little

Men lol at least us girls can keep going

That’s why Gangbangs are perfect for the greedy girl.. next..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf

Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little

Men lol at least us girls can keep going

That's the way ye're built..ladies are like the Duracell bunnies ..they can just keep on going as long as the going is good..bless 'em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

I'll pass, thanks

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

Ur not selling it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

This is most disturbing thing I've ever read on the Internet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

I'll pass, thanks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

Ur not selling it! "

There is simply no way to sell it

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

I heard that before. I was too busy screaming and thinking of ways to murder people while humming the theme tune of spongebob squarepants to notice so it cant have been that good

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I remember in science class when I was only a little lad.. saying orgasm instead of organism....

I hoped the floor would swallow me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

I heard that before. I was too busy screaming and thinking of ways to murder people while humming the theme tune of spongebob squarepants to notice so it cant have been that good"

Priceless

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

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typical man response

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour "

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

typical man response

Sorry Letme couldn't resist

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

Not much sleep between them then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

Not much sleep between them then "

Or cigars!?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

Not much sleep between them then

Or cigars!?

Or applause

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

Not much sleep between them then

Or cigars!?

Or applause "

No pausing Bogman

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By *oguish1Man
over a year ago

Carrigrohane

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. "

That is how we know God is a woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

That is how we know God is a woman!!!"

Correct!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

Not much sleep between them then

Or cigars!?

Or applause

No pausing Bogman

Ive to chase the fuckers round a field first ...I need to collapse never mind pause

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134

Shiver me timbers

Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour

Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it

Not much sleep between them then

Or cigars!?

Or applause

No pausing Bogman

Ive to chase the fuckers round a field first ...I need to collapse never mind pause

The sheep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm releases endorphins into the bloodstream which are a natural relaxant and painkiller. So if your partner says they aren't in the mood because they have a headache...

Also, it is impossible for a woman to truly fake an orgasm, but a man can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. "

Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting. "

He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.

He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time

Didnt he also carve out a career as a pro wrestler?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.

He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time

Didnt he also carve out a career as a pro wrestler?

Let's not forget his "acting" career either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.

Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.

He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time

Didnt he also carve out a career as a pro wrestler?

Let's not forget his "acting" career either"

When you talk about Sting's past glories is he Stang or Stung?!

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By *aggie MaeWoman
over a year ago

Just out and about

"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth

Isn't that nice?

Fuck

Someones pulling your leg mate !!

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