FabSwingers.com forum: Bedside locker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it can get a bit out of hand in our house at times...

Water, lube, phonecharger, cockrings, change, Tracy's dog, clothpegs, lighters, bisquits and maybe leftover from my morning coffee...whats on yours?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Some books.

Google home...music and alarm

Phone plus charger

Bottle of water

Remote for tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picture of Mama Tk and a copy of how to knit with dog hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm so anal about this. Just my lamp, phone and a glass of water. Can't be dealing with mess.

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Lube , toilet roll, butt plug, whip , vibrator magic want plus more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp, bottle of water, book i keep pretending to read, jewellery i don't wear and a box of skyns

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

My bedroom is my heaven a lamp a jo molone candle a lip balm and my phone

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Lamp, dockets, keys euro/stg, nail clippers sky remote,catrages,

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By *rkkidMan
over a year ago

Cork

Candle, phone, photo, water, condoms... what else do i need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wands, nipple clamps, anal plugs, condom, lube, tablet, camera, camcorder, various remotes, batteries, wartenburg wheel, ball gag and hoods. That's just Dees one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp

Books

Tablet & Charger

Phone Charger

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp, phone charger, 3 books, tv control and firestick control and a coaster for the ould mug of Tay.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

Mine went out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

Mine went out of date

Lolllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wands, nipple clamps, anal plugs, condom, lube, tablet, camera, camcorder, various remotes, batteries, wartenburg wheel, ball gag and hoods. That's just Dees one though

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. No dildo??

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Lube , toilet roll, butt plug, whip , vibrator magic want plus more

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A lamp, books, essential oils, flowers and a statue of our lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lamp, books, essential oils, flowers and a statue of our lady

So innocent..;)

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By *aggie MaeWoman
over a year ago

Just out and about

Lamp, phone charger and straighteners

Its what's inside the bedside lockers drawers that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamp, phone charger and straighteners

Its what's inside the bedside lockers drawers that matters

The Bible?

A heck of a read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it can get a bit out of hand in our house at times...

Water, lube, phonecharger, cockrings, change, Tracy's dog, clothpegs, lighters, bisquits and maybe leftover from my morning coffee...whats on yours?

Ha.. love your selection..

Water, radio alarm clock, lamp.. book on The Body.. and phone charger.. and probably toast crumbs..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A lamp, books, essential oils, flowers and a statue of our lady

So innocent..;)"

I need all the help I can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to read aloud when I’m making love

The Bible

A set of handcuffs and a ball gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

Never said they were being used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

Never said they were being used

so you keep them there as some kind of visualisation/manifestation aid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone, lamp, lip balm, hand cream, lube, massage oil, a book

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

A lamp, book, box of tissues. With kids in the house everything else has to be hidden away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

Never said they were being used

so you keep them there as some kind of visualisation/manifestation aid? "

You've hit the nail on the head

"Poor Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance"

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Chocolate, 2 cans of bud, 1/2 a cheese burger and a shewee attached to a hose that hangs out the window into the neighbouring front porch

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Dettol, a spanner, a knife, a torch, my passport, wallet, a silk map.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wands, nipple clamps, anal plugs, condom, lube, tablet, camera, camcorder, various remotes, batteries, wartenburg wheel, ball gag and hoods. That's just Dees one though

. No dildo??"

That's in the chest of dildos under her side of the bed

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Wands, nipple clamps, anal plugs, condom, lube, tablet, camera, camcorder, various remotes, batteries, wartenburg wheel, ball gag and hoods. That's just Dees one though

. No dildo??

That's in the chest of dildos under her side of the bed

I have a vision of a mechanics mobile chest of drawers with all the essential tools in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dettol, a spanner, a knife, a torch, my passport, wallet, a silk map. "

Are you a secret agent or a SWAT team member?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

nothing at the minute. Probably change in the new year

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

"Dettol, a spanner, a knife, a torch, my passport, wallet, a silk map.

Are you a secret agent or a SWAT team member?

Old habits.... Lol

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Glass of water for my dentures

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

peninsula

Lamp,.Google home,cordless charger,

Plate,incense,mala beads,.assorted bottles of scent

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Glass of water for my dentures

Don't forget the steradent

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Some interesting items in the bedside lockers! Follow on question though... do people with kids in the house keep their play stuff in their lockers? And if not where do you keep them?

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

A pineapple, shoe horn, box of firelighters and number of the Samaratains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that some of these answers are not truthful...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Some interesting items in the bedside lockers! Follow on question though... do people with kids in the house keep their play stuff in their lockers? And if not where do you keep them?"

Suitcase on top of the wardrobe

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A pineapple, shoe horn, box of firelighters and number of the Samaratains.

Is this an actual number of them or just a number for them

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some interesting items in the bedside lockers! Follow on question though... do people with kids in the house keep their play stuff in their lockers? And if not where do you keep them?

Suitcase on top of the wardrobe

Mammy why are you taking down the suitcase ...sure we can't travel anywhere this year

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Some interesting items in the bedside lockers! Follow on question though... do people with kids in the house keep their play stuff in their lockers? And if not where do you keep them?

Suitcase on top of the wardrobe

Mammy why are you taking down the suitcase ...sure we can't travel anywhere this year "

something i wont have to worry about in the new year when i finally get my bedroom back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some interesting items in the bedside lockers! Follow on question though... do people with kids in the house keep their play stuff in their lockers? And if not where do you keep them?

Suitcase on top of the wardrobe

Suitcase under the bed.. Locked of course

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Lotion, lube, book, hair bands, candle, Buddha, phone charger, lip balm and generally a glass of water or mug from last nights tea.

I keep the more riske stuff in the drawer or hidden in my wardrobe

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Books (crossword / puzzle ones usually), rosehip oil + gua sha (I do this just before bed every night), lip balm, lavender pillow spray, water bottle, my glasses after I take em off, personal phone, work phone, usually my meds & vitamins (although they have proper homes they tend to migrate here) himalayan salt lamp.

Vibrator and lube live INSIDE the bedside locker. Toys in the wardrobe. Condoms in the medicine box.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I just realised the only condoms in my house belong to my kids...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just realised the only condoms in my house belong to my kids..."

Omg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wands, nipple clamps, anal plugs, condom, lube, tablet, camera, camcorder, various remotes, batteries, wartenburg wheel, ball gag and hoods. That's just Dees one though

. No dildo??

That's in the chest of dildos under her side of the bed

I have a vision of a mechanics mobile chest of drawers with all the essential tools in it "

Funny thing is she has a chest close enough like that just for her med fet kit lol

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

On his side.. a lamp, a book,and a phone charger

On her side.. a phone charger, an empty bottle of wine and a single empty wine glass

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Stuff and things

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

I could put mine in long term storage

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By *ubeMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

I could put mine in long term storage

I dont get that, I had a look at your profile and you are a good looking lady that I'm sure could have any or as many man as you wanted. That goes for both of you.

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

"So jel of all these people having such regular sex that they need to have johnnies beside their beds at all times. I may aswell store mine in the fucking attic tbqh

I could put mine in long term storage

She lives!! Were u in underground storage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of water, 3 books, cash, Condoms, reading light, Some photos , Xbox Controller

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Chocolate, 2 cans of bud, 1/2 a cheese burger and a shewee attached to a hose that hangs out the window into the neighbouring front porch "

Oh and wet wipes

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

8 candles, an oil burner, water bottle, tissue, hand sanitiser, and a lighter.

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By *aggie MaeWoman
over a year ago

Just out and about

"Lamp, phone charger and straighteners

Its what's inside the bedside lockers drawers that matters

The Bible?

A heck of a read

I'm just a Jezabel lol

Actually I take that back she was a lady of the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just realised the only condoms in my house belong to my kids..."

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"8 candles, an oil burner, water bottle, tissue, hand sanitiser, and a lighter. "

8 candles

Oil burner

Very flammable hand sanitiser

A lighter

You need a fire extinguisher beside your bed DG

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"8 candles, an oil burner, water bottle, tissue, hand sanitiser, and a lighter.

8 candles

Oil burner

Very flammable hand sanitiser

A lighter

You need a fire extinguisher beside your bed DG "

That's a fair point but I will say that my bedside locker is actually a chest of drawers so it's big enough to space everything out safely. But if all else fails I do have that water bottle

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