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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To celebrate the rebirth of Lockdown. Genie Kaizer has returned to grant all you deserving souls 3 wishes

What 3 wishes would you make?

Just rub the lamp nice and slow (at first)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19"

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for myself and my loved ones to stay sane and healthy.

That'll do, pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for myself and my loved ones to stay sane and healthy.

That'll do, pig"

Granted

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

I’d wish for:

time travel

2 Colin Farrells

And a million wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To celebrate the rebirth of Lockdown. Genie Kaizer has returned to grant all you deserving souls 3 wishes

What 3 wishes would you make?

Just rub the lamp nice and slow (at first)!

1-all ppl that I love and care for to stay healthy and happy

2-that me and my tribe always have enough to do us

3-for three more wishes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would simply wish that I didn't need a wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls

Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d wish for:

time travel

2 Colin Farrells

And a million wishes

Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would simply wish that I didn't need a wish"

Granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To celebrate the rebirth of Lockdown. Genie Kaizer has returned to grant all you deserving souls 3 wishes

What 3 wishes would you make?

Just rub the lamp nice and slow (at first)!

1-all ppl that I love and care for to stay healthy and happy

2-that me and my tribe always have enough to do us

3-for three more wishes please

Granted what's the 3 more wishes?

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

I wish I was as cool as the Manbeast. Is this the right department or should I be looking for the miracles section?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was as cool as the Manbeast. Is this the right department or should I be looking for the miracles section?"

Is that 1 or 2 wishes?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Me,Jason momoa and hunnam mmf

2. All this shite to be over

3. A few inches on my height

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

Granted (reluctantly)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Me,Jason momoa and hunnam mmf

2. All this shite to be over

3. A few inches on my height

Clarify "shite" please Madame?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

Granted (reluctantly)

Go big or go home Kaizer

I should have asked for more wishes tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. No more covid please.

2. To double my monthly income.

3. For my poor Granny to find some peace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

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Go big or go home Kaizer

I should have asked for more wishes tho. "

Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress

The rest is granted

You're welcome..... Now dont come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Me,Jason momoa and hunnam mmf

2. All this shite to be over

3. A few inches on my height

Clarify "shite" please Madame?

Covid , the ruination of every plan made this year

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

Granted (reluctantly)

Go big or go home Kaizer

I should have asked for more wishes tho.

Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress

The rest is granted

You're welcome..... Now dont come back

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Me,Jason momoa and hunnam mmf

2. All this shite to be over

3. A few inches on my height

Clarify "shite" please Madame?

Covid , the ruination of every plan made this year

All Covid related Wishes have been logged with ThunderkissEnterprises©.

At this juncture all that can be given is 6 week old Corona Light.

But we'll get there ASAP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

Granted (reluctantly)

Go big or go home Kaizer

I should have asked for more wishes tho.

Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress

The rest is granted

You're welcome..... Now dont come back

Pfft

Its h'attitude like that, that kinda makes Kaizer wanna withdraw all your grantings Booboo

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

Granted (reluctantly)

Go big or go home Kaizer

I should have asked for more wishes tho.

Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress

The rest is granted

You're welcome..... Now dont come back

Pfft

Its h'attitude like that, that kinda makes Kaizer wanna withdraw all your grantings Booboo

So fickle

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible. "

I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible.

I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep

Are my ankles safe from that hammer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.

2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.

3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.

Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?

Granted (reluctantly)

Go big or go home Kaizer

I should have asked for more wishes tho.

Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress

The rest is granted

You're welcome..... Now dont come back

Pfft

Its h'attitude like that, that kinda makes Kaizer wanna withdraw all your grantings Booboo

So fickle

Whoah Whoah Whoah!

Don't F bomb the Manbeast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible. "

Granted

All you need to do RB is turn on an overhyped loada shite called "Game of Thrones" seasons 2 to 5 inclusive, in particular!

It was big in the shtates

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible.

I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep

Are my ankles safe from that hammer?

Of course they are would I do that

I'm your biggest fan

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible.

I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep

Are my ankles safe from that hammer?

Of course they are would I do that

I'm your biggest fan

Now where have I read this before

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible.

I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep

Are my ankles safe from that hammer?

Of course they are would I do that

I'm your biggest fan

Now where have I read this before

Ask James Caan

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"1. A nights sleep

2. A nights sleep

3. See 1. and 2.

After that anything is possible.

I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep

Are my ankles safe from that hammer?

Of course they are would I do that

I'm your biggest fan

Now where have I read this before

Ask James Caan

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish 1) Kaizer would stop referring to himself in the third person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish "

Allow Kaizer to digress!

Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??

World peace is happening tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish 1) Kaizer would stop referring to himself in the third person.

No!

Kaizer's wishes he knew who you were?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish 1) Kaizer would stop referring to himself in the third person.

No!

Kaizer's wishes he knew who you were?!

The dublinjock will not share

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

1) an auto translate function that accurately conveys tone in text messages

2) gracefulness - I am sick of being clumsy & uncoordinated

3) enough money to be able to ensure no one on this island has to be homeless or hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish 1) Kaizer would stop referring to himself in the third person.

No!

Kaizer's wishes he knew who you were?!

The dublinjock will not share

Touché DJ.... Touché

Now that you've wasted one wish, Kaizer shall grant you two more!

You're welcome

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish

Allow Kaizer to digress!

Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??

World peace is happening tomorrow

I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company

Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow

So you're not giving me the money then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish

Allow Kaizer to digress!

Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??

World peace is happening tomorrow

I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company

Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow

So you're not giving me the money then

Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish

Allow Kaizer to digress!

Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??

World peace is happening tomorrow

I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company

Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow

So you're not giving me the money then

Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh

oooooh yeah......don't want any money stupid idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish

Allow Kaizer to digress!

Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??

World peace is happening tomorrow

I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company

Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow

So you're not giving me the money then

Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh

oooooh yeah......don't want any money stupid idea "

Mistakes were made

FYI World peace is expected at around about 5pm tomorrow

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"I’d wish for:

time travel

2 Colin Farrells

And a million wishes

Is that 2 x Colin Farrells? "

Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy.

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer

1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater

2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do

3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish

Allow Kaizer to digress!

Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??

World peace is happening tomorrow

I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company

Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow

So you're not giving me the money then

Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh

oooooh yeah......don't want any money stupid idea "

I’ll lend you one of my Colin Farrells if that’s any good to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d wish for:

time travel

2 Colin Farrells

And a million wishes

Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?

Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy. "

Kaizer get you Colm Farrell and Colin O'Farrelly

Neither can act but they'll drink ya under the table

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"I’d wish for:

time travel

2 Colin Farrells

And a million wishes

Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?

Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy.

Kaizer get you Colm Farrell and Colin O'Farrelly

Neither can act but they'll drink ya under the table

Who?

FYI I’m not interested in him for his acting ability.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

1 To be as cool as Kaiser

2 Bring back the TV show Hannibal

3 One drive off a formula 1 car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d wish for:

time travel

2 Colin Farrells

And a million wishes

Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?

Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy.

Kaizer get you Colm Farrell and Colin O'Farrelly

Neither can act but they'll drink ya under the table

Who?

FYI I’m not interested in him for his acting ability.

Well the 2 lads said they'd "rattle ya sideways"! Whatever that means?!

So granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 To be as cool as Kaiser

2 Bring back the TV show Hannibal

3 One drive off a formula 1 car"

1. Impossible

2. That was good show wasn't it

3. Granted! We just need Mondello to reopen for bookings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wish for.

1) The ability to be anywhere instantly.

2) Good health and fortune to my Family and Friends.

3) For people to be more empathetic. Would sort a lot of world issues out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish would do me to go back 20years an do things differently.

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Wish one me and kaiser can one day have pint watch our beloved team together wish two rid the fucktards of fab three more wishes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls

Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound

"
. Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kaizer is working on the time travel requests!

What we really need is plutonium and a flux capacitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls

Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound

. Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each

3 crates for you buddy

Don't mind "best before 08/2020"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer is working on the time travel requests!

What we really need is plutonium and a flux capacitor

Still have my pass for BNFL. Not sure if Ryanair will let me bring it on as cabin baggage though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls

Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound

. Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each

3 crates for you buddy

Don't mind "best before 08/2020""
Be grand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No 1 No more Covid 19

No 2 No more Covid 19

No 3 No more Covid 19

That's gonna take some time.

Bear with the Manbeast Padre

Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls

Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound

. Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each

3 crates for you buddy

Don't mind "best before 08/2020" Be grand"

Once you get the first few into ya it's all gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 1 world peace

No 2 no covid

No 3 multiple orgasms

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

1 Hug from my late mum and dad

(Kaizer even I know you can't

help with this one x)

2 My place in the sun

3 Keep having a healthy sex life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FYI peeps, World peace has been postponed by 6 weeks due to lockdown

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