FabSwingers.com forum: Farting in public!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver your timbers Are you saying we are allowed to fart in public?

Do we not have to have a mask on it ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shiver your timbers Are you saying we are allowed to fart in public?

Do we not have to have a mask on it ?

Ah Fastie the mask goes on the money maker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move"

Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move

Is this dream or reality G-Dogg? "

Reality.

In my dreams I fart universes into existence

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move

Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?

Reality.

In my dreams I fart universes into existence"

Shiver me timbers that brings a whole new meaning to the term Wormhole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to ruin the fantasy lads, but we do indeed fart.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends exactly where I am I suppose. I was once asked to leave the Apple store having done so.

It's not my fault they don't have any windows

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sorry to ruin the fantasy lads, but we do indeed fart. "

You've probably just delighted some bloke and his fantasy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends exactly where I am I suppose. I was once asked to leave the Apple store having done so.

It's not my fault they don't have any windows

"Sorry Sir, but you are just too stinky!

Security will escort you out"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to ruin the fantasy lads, but we do indeed fart.

You've probably just delighted some bloke and his fantasy "

And once again, I fulfill my purpose in life.

Honestly though, from a woman's perspective, I do NOT appreciate it when a man farts casually in front of me. I'm realistic and I understand that these things sometimes happen by accident. But if he let's one rip and then goes about his business like nothings happened, any attraction is gone for me. A word to the wise.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Mite be better chance a fart Theese days than sneeze or cough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You used to cough to cover a fart, now you fart to cover a cough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move

Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?

Reality.

In my dreams I fart universes into existence

Shiver me timbers that brings a whole new meaning to the term Wormhole

The universe ends in a black hole but is reborn in a brown hole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are disgusting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move

Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?

Reality.

In my dreams I fart universes into existence

Shiver me timbers that brings a whole new meaning to the term Wormhole

The universe ends in a black hole but is reborn in a brown hole"

G-Dogg you are deep..... Like the ocean

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot"

Technically speaking the chances of being noticed in this current face mask wearing climate is highly unlikely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Fart porn is a thing!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot

Technically speaking the chances of being noticed in this current face mask wearing climate is highly unlikely

It’s the people without earphones in I’m worried about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I has a ex who would fart in bed while I was drifting to sleep, and thought it was amusing to woof the duvet cover up and down so I would get the aroma....many a time I would kick his ass out the bed for that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip

we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.

And then another time we were watching The Last Jedi in the cinema and just as Holda drove her ship at light speed through the First Order ship, when it goes quiet... there he goes again. It improved the film to be honest ha ha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Fart porn is a thing!

Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.

Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.

I know though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my opinion

Men fart when the need comes. They'll openly admit it if it were of the silent persuasion.

On the other hand Women do the exact same. The difference being when of the silent persuasion, they will remain in the area with a look of bewilderment as to where this unearthly smell is emanating from

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot

Technically speaking the chances of being noticed in this current face mask wearing climate is highly unlikely

It’s the people without earphones in I’m worried about"

How true!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip

we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.

See, I don't mind this. If you're in a relationship with someone it's very different. And let's be honest here, farts are fucking hilariously funny.

But in those early days I think it's best to sneak into another room if you can.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip

we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.

The force is strong with this one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Fart porn is a thing!

Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.

Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.

I know though

But you know the true fart loving her!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Fart porn is a thing!

Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.

Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.

I know though

It was claire Byrne

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Fart porn is a thing!

Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.

Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.

I know though

It was claire Byrne

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip

we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.

If you cant handle me at my stinkiest, you dont deserve me at my mintiest- Marilyn Monroe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.

This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.

I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.

From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.

One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.

So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.

At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.

She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple

Fart porn is a thing!

Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.

Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.

I know though

It was claire Byrne

You're kinda close with that guess but that's all I'm saying

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip

we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.

If you cant handle me at my stinkiest, you dont deserve me at my mintiest- Marilyn Monroe."

There's a reason her skirts kept blowing up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

https://youtu.be/_XemWdrMBnw

Or even this

https://youtu.be/GxxsP7VWVN8

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

oh god his used to be the fuckin worst when he was on the liquid egg whites for a while. jesus christ it was like noxious gas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

So whats the rule now if you need to fart in bed

Obviously you're not allowed hold her head under the covers but do you run to the bathroom let it rip knowing you can be heard ,and then just say " sorry about that " or pretend it didn't happen at all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"So whats the rule now if you need to fart in bed

preferably outside where i cant bloody smell it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I has a ex who would fart in bed while I was drifting to sleep, and thought it was amusing to woof the duvet cover up and down so I would get the aroma....many a time I would kick his ass out the bed for that

I had an ex like that too. I should have dumped him the first time he did it. It was just a sign of things to come.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

In public just keep walking, and try and spread it over as large a distance as possible. This is called "cropdusting". Averaging out the stink. This has the added advantage of rapidly leaving the initial drop zone putting distance between yourself and the initial target area.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

It's better to have an empty house than s bad tenet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine from the heart

More ignorant people call it a fart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

They cough in there knickers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!

Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?

They cough in there knickers

They give off a little pot pourri type poof

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Ok, so from reading all the comments on here I now know that women actually do fart but their farts don't smell

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, so from reading all the comments on here I now know that women actually do fart but their farts don't smell

No Ladies, Padre!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Where ever you may be let the wind blow free

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let people fart away. Once it doesnt smell like rotten bluecheese.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Let people fart away. Once it doesnt smell like rotten bluecheese.

Ah sure how else can you get people to go away when they're seriously invading your space and ignoring social distancing rules?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread