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By *ippBiMan OP Man
over a year ago

Sth Tipp

Received a genuinely funny chat up line today, just wondering if anyone else has any fun ones they've heard or used themselves.

Him : I'm so jealous of your heart

Me : Huh?

Him : It's pumping inside you and I'm not

This one actually made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you petrol?

Cos I can see me pumping you in my motor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I put my meat in your mouth you're gonna have to Swallow

(said at a barbecue)

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"If I put my meat in your mouth you're gonna have to Swallow

(said at a barbecue)

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Had that printed on an apron

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