FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst insult you ever received?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worst insult you ever received?

A lady once told Kaizer his tie did not match his shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

Shiver me timbers

So he was half right

just kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

Shiver me timbers

So he was half right

just kidding

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Too right, I'm far from useless

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

I was once called "Kaizer"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

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think all exes say that mine said the same amongst over things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once called "Kaizer"

Lmao!!

No one calls me anything bad.. At least not to my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once called "Kaizer"

In your dreams poncho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

Shiver me timbers

So he was half right

just kidding

Too right, I'm far from useless

exactly

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

I was called normal once

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Once told in a forum thread that I looked like Graham Norton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once told in a forum thread that I looked like Graham Norton.

How did Mr Norton take it?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Once told in a forum thread that I looked like Graham Norton.

How did Mr Norton take it?

He's back in the closet

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By *uanpacMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Dublin

One of my ex's once told me after we broke up..."I doubt anyone would wanna be with a 1 ball freak anyway so you're doing me a favour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

think all exes say that mine said the same amongst over things.... "

I think the logic goes "she wants to leave me, I'm perfect, therefore she must be insane"

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Nothing to our faces but did get told our pics was degrading by a man on here if that counts

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Once told in a forum thread that I looked like Graham Norton.

I apologised at the time in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to our faces but did get told our pics was degrading by a man on here if that counts

If we are talking about men on fab lol.. Ive been called everything lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I've actually been called a desperate cunt on here by a blank profile for my puzzles that have no place on here in his words.

If he's reading this now

It's not my fault if you're too thick to get any right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've actually been called a desperate cunt on here by a blank profile for my puzzles that have no place on here in his words.

If he's reading this now

It's not my fault if you're too thick to get any right

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I've actually been called a desperate cunt on here by a blank profile for my puzzles that have no place on here in his words.

If he's reading this now

It's not my fault if you're too thick to get any right

Jaysus I'm glad I got one right that time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once told in a forum thread that I looked like Graham Norton.

How did Mr Norton take it?

He's back in the closet

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing to our faces but did get told our pics was degrading by a man on here if that counts

Fab males give men a bad name iko

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

A guy once thought that my nephew was my grandson lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband said I was frigid

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I got called a wanker not so long ago

I suppose technically they were correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You purposely never listen to me...

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Nothing to our faces but did get told our pics was degrading by a man on here if that counts

If we are talking about men on fab lol.. Ive been called everything lol "

I take the insults from strangers on Fab about as seriously as I take the compliments.

I.E. not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got called a wanker not so long ago

I suppose technically they were correct

Outside of Fab my first boyfriend said I was a terrible fuck and my acne and big thighs put him off riding me. So he kept lights off. But feck him bogger thighs saves lives

On Fab I was told I must be bouncing on a dick every day of the week and had a scabby riddled fanny of Stds. Sighs only wish I had time to be bouncing on dick 24/7

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

After a particularly large fuck up in work, I was called "the load my ma should have swallowed"

Can't remember what I did wrong, but the insult has stayed with me (and been recycled many times since

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I got called a wanker not so long ago

I suppose technically they were correct

Outside of Fab my first boyfriend said I was a terrible fuck and my acne and big thighs put him off riding me. So he kept lights off. But feck him bogger thighs saves lives

On Fab I was told I must be bouncing on a dick every day of the week and had a scabby riddled fanny of Stds. Sighs only wish I had time to be bouncing on dick 24/7

Those bogger thighs could do some damage

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I was told that I looked like someones grandmother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a few crayons short of a pencil case "

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By *oiraTvTV/TS
over a year ago

Derry

Yours so ulgy that that the tide wouldn't take you out

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By *oiraTvTV/TS
over a year ago

Derry

Your very very aesthetically challenged. Maybe, you look better as a man

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I was told that I looked like someones grandmother

She'd win the sexy grandmother competition in Butlins alright

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I was told that I looked like someones grandmother

I hope it wasn’t a date that told you that you looked like their grandmother?!?

If it was, you need to date older men

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By *addubMan
over a year ago

dublin. 12

"Yours so ulgy that that the tide wouldn't take you out

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your so ugly a sniper wouldn't take you out

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

And that's why he's your ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

And that's why he's your ex

No, the reason he's my ex is because he was insulting my intelligence by telling me he loved me at the same time

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"My ex-husband described me to a third party as "insane and useless".

And that's why he's your ex

No, the reason he's my ex is because he was insulting my intelligence by telling me he loved me at the same time

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

some one told me I would never amount to anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got smaller lately Sid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on here before on an old profile had a few veris on display. Met some lovely ladies. One night messaging another lady on here she had veris of her own i thought we were getting on well then she must have read my veris and messaged back. I cant believe you met fat old woman and blocked me. None of them were what i would call fat for a start. They werent petite like her but i was raging. All my veris at the time were genuine and very lovely women and 1 was i think 53 about 20 years my senior but far from old. Experienced but not old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember any of the insults people have given me. You could ask them, but they're all dead.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I was once told I looked like a fat jean paul gaultier

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I was once told I looked like a fat jean paul gaultier"

What bit was the worst insult

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