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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There were Messiahs before Jesus Christ, the reason we never heard of them is because they were Women. So God then sent his only son the last time and one of the reasons Jesus was persecuted is because all his apostles were women; men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them, only have them as wives.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them

Have they never heard of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petra, Andrea, Jaime and Johanna, who hasn't heard of them sure?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They had a big hit with the original release of Jerusalem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this guy on or what planet is he from?

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Your on the lash early today

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Allah is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There were Messiahs before Jesus Christ, the reason we never heard of them is because they were Women. So God then sent his only son the last time and one of the reasons Jesus was persecuted is because all his apostles were women; men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them, only have them as wives."

Whoah! Are you saying JC was a bigamist?

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By *1shadesofnaughtyMan
over a year ago

South Limerick

Harry potter is a wizard.

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By *ightladyWoman
over a year ago

limerick

I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.

But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.

But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after. "

Is that the Walking dead?

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By *ightladyWoman
over a year ago

limerick


"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.

But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.

Is that the Walking dead? "

I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.

But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.

Is that the Walking dead?

I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact. "

Sounds like one heck of a read

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Jaysus... And I thought regular god-botherers were weird. This guy is absolutely off his nut.

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By *ightladyWoman
over a year ago

limerick


"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.

But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.

Is that the Walking dead?

I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact.

Sounds like one heck of a read "

There's even talking animals in it. And magic people that live in the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.

But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.

Is that the Walking dead?

I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact.

Sounds like one heck of a read

There's even talking animals in it. And magic people that live in the sky. "

Shiver me timbers! Sounds a bit far fetched now

Next there'll be walking on water and virgins magically getting impregnated

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


" Jesus was persecuted is because all his apostles were women; men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them, only have them as wives."

You mean Jesus was gay?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Now that's an interesting green arrow.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

all righty then.. Time to release fenrir

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Now that's an interesting green arrow. "

Lots of Messages with a quick mention of Liverpool. Jurgan has a lot of explaining to do

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When the Canoodling stops resort to kit and caboodle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Petra, Andrea, Jaime and Johanna, who hasn't heard of them sure?"

Peter Andre and Jenna Jameson. Sure I've heard of them. Both very talented in their fields

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Petra, Andrea, Jaime and Johanna, who hasn't heard of them sure?

Peter Andre and Jenna Jameson. Sure I've heard of them. Both very talented in their fields "

A wankstain and a wankstain creator.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Now that's an interesting green arrow. "

Ah yes he lost the canoodle and found his calling it would seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry potter is a wizard."

A what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry potter is a wizard.

A what?"

I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Harry potter is a wizard.

A what?

I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard"

Wishes it could be Christmas everyday

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Harry potter is a wizard.

A what?

I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard

Wishes it could be Christmas everyday "

oh i sooo do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry potter is a wizard.

A what?

I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard

Wishes it could be Christmas everyday "

Are you sure that's not Slade? I always get them mixed up

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Harry potter is a wizard.

A what?

I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard

Wishes it could be Christmas everyday

Are you sure that's not Slade? I always get them mixed up "

No I've just watched a Christmas video to confirm that it is wizard...thanks for that as if the day wasn't hard enough as it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait... All JCs apostles were women?

Hmmm that whole body of christ stuff makes waaaayyy more sense now...

I swear love...enterna life if you put it in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry potter is a wizard.

A what?

I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard

Wishes it could be Christmas everyday

Are you sure that's not Slade? I always get them mixed up

No I've just watched a Christmas video to confirm that it is wizard...thanks for that as if the day wasn't hard enough as it was "

Good thing the Messiah wasnt a woman as there wouldnt be a Christmas at all, since none of the apostles would have remembered her birthday.

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By * genuine guyMan
over a year ago

Northside

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