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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.

One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Brilliant....already robbed for my WhatsApp groups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.

One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.

One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”

"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Paddy goes to the Open to see his hero Rory play but struggles to see anything because of the crowds.

He spots an empty seat in the back row of the grandstand on the 18th and races up the steps and asks the man in the next seat if anyone was sitting there.

"No" said the other man" It was my wife's seat but she's not here"

On taking his seat he asks the gentleman why his wife wasn't there and was taken aback when the man said "She bought the tickets last Christmas but then passed away"

Paddy offers his condolences and asks why the man didn't bring a friend or family member asking instead.

"They couldn't make it" was the reply. ""They're all at the funeral"

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Paddy goes to the Open to see his hero Rory play but struggles to see anything because of the crowds.

He spots an empty seat in the back row of the grandstand on the 18th and races up the steps and asks the man in the next seat if anyone was sitting there.

"No" said the other man" It was my wife's seat but she's not here"

On taking his seat he asks the gentleman why his wife wasn't there and was taken aback when the man said "She bought the tickets last Christmas but then passed away"

Paddy offers his condolences and asks why the man didn't bring a friend or family member asking instead.

"They couldn't make it" was the reply. ""They're all at the funeral""

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee


"Paddy goes to the Open to see his hero Rory play but struggles to see anything because of the crowds.

He spots an empty seat in the back row of the grandstand on the 18th and races up the steps and asks the man in the next seat if anyone was sitting there.

"No" said the other man" It was my wife's seat but she's not here"

On taking his seat he asks the gentleman why his wife wasn't there and was taken aback when the man said "She bought the tickets last Christmas but then passed away"

Paddy offers his condolences and asks why the man didn't bring a friend or family member asking instead.

"They couldn't make it" was the reply. ""They're all at the funeral""

Excellent...a man with his priorities in order!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

The inventor of the innuendo had sadly passed away! His wife is taking it really hard!!!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.

One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”

"

brillant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.

One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”

"

Brilliant

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