FabSwingers.com forum: Profile pet peeves

By *avana_oh_na_na OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

What gets your goat when you see it on a profile? Instant turn off or a bit of cringe.

I won't give all of mine ( there are alot!) But here's 3:

"Hi Ladies" - cringe, very blind date or something.. no!

Capitalizing Every Word - Stop it!

Unverified profiles with pics that all have a naked someone else in - makes me question if they know they're featured on here, turn off honestly.

What are yours? Don't hold back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of drugs for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really grinds my gears when a guy has pictures of his rock hard abs and what can only be described as an ankle spanker between his legs.

I mean, come on, don't be a bastard

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Chatting nicely and the next thing all stopped and deleted...i wonder are they fake

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sydney University

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Toilet pics

Txtspk

Careless speling

Desperation

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The old "methink they doth protest too much" profiles.

"Not meeting during covid" but have you seen my shiny new VR cam veri that makes it seem like you were in the room with me.

That and numerous other inconsistencies.

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Arrogance, you guys with that tying too hard alpha male vibe.. And silhouettes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been here before"

"not looking for drama"

The inanimate objects being held against an erect penis

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By *avana_oh_na_na OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Any mention of drugs for us"

This is a big one for me too

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Mine is your out of this users age range!!! Like what's that all about

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Mine is your out of this users age range!!! Like what's that all about

Sher yer practically a child Hardy - all relative

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"What gets your goat when you see it on a profile? Instant turn off or a bit of cringe.

I won't give all of mine ( there are alot!) But here's 3:

"Hi Ladies" - cringe, very blind date or something.. no!

Capitalizing Every Word - Stop it!

Unverified profiles with pics that all have a naked someone else in - makes me question if they know they're featured on here, turn off honestly.

What are yours? Don't hold back!"

Dont mail if you dont send a face pic with the 1st message

Usually on profiles with no pics

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Sydney University disclaimer it's so pointless.

Inconsistency in profiles

Making demands or putting others down.

Profiles that have made no effort at all.

Don't mind what pics etc people put up some don't appeal but my biggest peeve is using pictures they have no permission to use or have just taken off the internet. But particularly ones they have used without consent.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Fill in later.

Single male profiles with more pics of women than themselves.

Every guy going calling themselves a dom.

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

When there profile name says "hot and sexy" and you go to check them out and....... Yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with 8 paragraphs written.

Attention seeking or drama related status updates.

Really graphic pictues.

Profiles that show 200 plus verifications, not really needed.

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

A silly pic or no pic. Like an eye or a shoe or something. It tells nothing. Why would i want to message you?

Send face pic or no reply- and theyre not even meet verified. Yeah right.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

People whose main priority in a guy is vwe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Txt speak

Using LOL

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Guys referring to themselves as being a 'bull'

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Text speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Fill in later” whilst being on the site over a year

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By *avana_oh_na_na OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Serious Player"- on site over a year and not even photo verified...

Or worse, in site a week, crap profile and meet verified... Yeah right...

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Big long lists of 'must be this and must be that'

I get it everyone is entitled to want what they want, it just makes me think they'll be no craic at all.

I'm more than likely wrong, but I couldn't be arsed finding out

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

CI5 agents who didn't get the memo about not telling the world you're one of the Professionals. You've no chance of getting any undercover work when Cowley's done with you.

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"new here"

Checks how new "joined: Over a year ago"

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Fill in later.

Single male profiles with more pics of women than themselves.

Every guy going calling themselves a dom.

Those are big ones for us, that and the ‘420 friendly’ profiles.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.

I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.

Also if they are prettier than me

have bigger boobs than me

Nicer figure than me

nicer underwear than me

nicer bedrooms

and thats just the men!

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"People whose main priority in a guy is vwe. "

Tabs just wants someone with a pulse

(She can’t find mine, she says I’m heartless)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.

I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.

Also if they are prettier than me

have bigger boobs than me

Nicer figure than me

nicer underwear than me

nicer bedrooms

and thats just the men!

Phew. Good job my boobs are not bigger

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Massive list of demands, do's and don'ts. Also the the male of couple taking about the female only in the profile

"She is super hot and will only meet 7 foot, vwe gym tannned etc.

Notions

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

But why cant you accommodate....gives the reason(like a fool)

Then asks the lady why she cant accomodate....she gets shitty...or i get blocked

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By *athie macMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Age preference its Just sex doesn't change when you get older

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes big one for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This 100%

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"When there profile name says "hot and sexy" and you go to check them out and....... Yea "

This made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some boys in blue thinking they have privileges because of their job, a complete turn off ``but I'm a guard`` so what if you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile that say what they don't want and say feck all about themselves.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.

I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.

Also if they are prettier than me

have bigger boobs than me

Nicer figure than me

nicer underwear than me

nicer bedrooms

and thats just the men!

I'm so with you on the secoond half of your list. Nar the bigger boobs bit.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.

I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.

Also if they are prettier than me

have bigger boobs than me

Nicer figure than me

nicer underwear than me

nicer bedrooms

and thats just the men!

I'm so with you on the secoond half of your list. Nar the bigger boobs bit.

*second

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By *oohTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin

Pictures of guys naked apart from a pair of socks.

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By *ack coughMan
over a year ago

sligo

"Any mention of drugs for us"
Brill and way too common

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

My serious pet hate is "obvious fake photos" and when I reverse google search the image its some celebs photo....I dont get why ppl do this...and photo robbers is another :0(

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

Sydney University

Will fill in later

But the biggest one is the fake pictures. Just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies who say they are straight and only want to meet ladies.

I have news for you if you want to sleep with ladies and you are a woman your not straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole legal nonsense

Photos taken from the internet

Been here before, know how it works

Rambling, incoherent profile text

Eye-rolling profiles that make you think "aye right, you've a quare notion of yourself/yourselves"

Reference to drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple's profile with no pictures of the male only a glimpse of his dick in her. This ain't blind date

Will fill in later profiles who then turn up on the forums lamenting they aren't knee deep in fanny

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Mens profiles written as if he is part of a couple...what the fuck is that about

Read one last night

The header was mf for 3sum

Further down he said we're looking for a 3sum

You're not feckin Sam Smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything vulgar!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Poor grammar, poor spelling, no punctuation. The text is just one looooonnnnnng sentence. You can imagine them talking continuously without taking a breath and then turning puce and eventually fainting - it's not a good picture

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Profiles not looking for single guys

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Poor grammar, poor spelling, no punctuation. The text is just one looooonnnnnng sentence. You can imagine them talking continuously without taking a breath and then turning puce and eventually fainting - it's not a good picture

On reflection, that wasn't very fair of me. I suppose my point is that we would expect to see effort put into profiles i.e. pics/videos, getting veris and making an effort to type a decent description of who they are and what they are looking for. Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When her profile states that she doesn't meet attached guys and they need help.. But yet still messages attached guys on the sneaky

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

420 has to go top of the list of peeves

And shortly behind that a list of demands, what happened to finding out what each other wants during the course of a conversation?!?

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

No profile pic

Fake pics

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"In genuine." "I've a great sense of humour.*"

You might as well say you're the pope as genuine for all the weight it Carries on a sex profile.

*People who say this usually have no sense of humour.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

[Removed by poster at 05/10/20 12:51:13]

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles "

All Mighty Professionals

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

""In genuine." "I've a great sense of humour.*"

You might as well say you're the pope as genuine for all the weight it Carries on a sex profile.

*People who say this usually have no sense of humour."

No-drama. Same goes

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

Pictures on the toilet

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles

All Mighty Professionals"

Sure it might as well say

All mighty powerrangers

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Yep. Huge drama queen. Such remarks are all about projection.

No-drama. Same goes

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles

All Mighty Professionals

Sure it might as well say

All mighty powerrangers

A Massive Penis perhaps. Ya know, like BBC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles "

It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is &amp so when it appears in text it's just an error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who refer to themselves in the third person.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles

It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is &amp so when it appears in text it's just an error"

I think it usually appears when someone uses an emoji from their keyboard rather than the fab emojis

(Learnt from experience

?? )

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles

It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is &amp so when it appears in text it's just an error

I think it usually appears when someone uses an emoji from their keyboard rather than the fab emojis

(Learnt from experience

?? )"

Ok so the ?? Is an emoji from my keyboard

now I’ve confuse myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys we will find you.. like how there is millions of us ??? ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles

It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is &amp so when it appears in text it's just an error

I think it usually appears when someone uses an emoji from their keyboard rather than the fab emojis

(Learnt from experience

?? )"

Yep, when random question marks appear that's from using a non-Fab emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/10/20 16:09:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phrases I do not like in profiles but also tickle my humour gland

"Chunky but funky"

"Fuk off pls" This used to be

trending on here

"If you don't like chunky but fucnky you can Jog on"

"Drama free"

"Professional"

"Quality not quantity"

Over obsession with the spelling of their/there. I can't imagine the amount if quality people missed out because if this (no offense to those who preference it)

Not a profile thing but annoying,..

Gay/closet men that keep asking if they can suck you off.. you politely decline saying "you're not gay". And they repeatedly try to tell you it's not gay or bi.

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By *mmakWoman
over a year ago

Town

Toilet pictures.

Pictures that are obviously taken from the Internet.

Calling me pet names.

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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin west

The ones with mor terms and conditions than a bank loan.

The fill in later and the whole Sydney brigade...

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By *ringo1965Man
over a year ago

ENNISCORTHY

multiple verifications whats the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phrases I do not like in profiles but also tickle my humour gland

"Chunky but funky"

"Fuk off pls" This used to be

trending on here

"If you don't like chunky but fucnky you can Jog on"

"Drama free"

"Professional"

"Quality not quantity"

Over obsession with the spelling of their/there. I can't imagine the amount if quality people missed out because if this (no offense to those who preference it)

Not a profile thing but annoying,..

Gay/closet men that keep asking if they can suck you off.. you politely decline saying "you're not gay". And they repeatedly try to tell you it's not gay or bi.

I had a lovely offer tonight, a guy saying i could use his ass how i pleased, it was accompanied a graphic hairy A hole pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lovely offer tonight, a guy saying i could use his ass how i pleased, it was accompanied a graphic hairy A hole pic

Yep got the same one. Doing the copy pasta rounds haha. Putting in the time you have to admire it lol

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan
over a year ago

bangor

Me thinks it's time to re vamp my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple's profile with no pictures of the male only a glimpse of his dick in her. This ain't blind date

Will fill in later profiles who then turn up on the forums lamenting they aren't knee deep in fanny

First part is a massive agreement from us. Loads of couples are really bad for this ... THats something we’ve tried hard to have properly done on our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University

Straight men - then message to suck my cock

Couples who message saying just “hi” etc

couples clearly playing raw with other men

Single men with pics of women - no way have most consented

Pics of wide open pussies - eurgh

will fill in later - how hard is it to say a few things

Profiles that keep reappearing - one in particular where it’s a man and it’s 3 photos of a woman

men messaging to say your wife is hot - ehh rude! Plus who said she’s my wife ...

and that’s just off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my point of view ...

Ladies that DEMAND a " face pic with 1st Message " and nothing but a pure blank profile on her own page .

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Big one fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When her profile states that she doesn't meet attached guys and they need help.. But yet still messages attached guys on the sneaky

Maybe the “attached” shouldn’t be messaging other people for lone meets if they are attached.maybe the attached guy was put straight when he laughed off and wanted to ignore his new couples profile...

always 3 sides to a story .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney University

Ahhh Sydney University those salty dogs... And the copy paste warning that is like a silver bullet to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who feel the need to state their profession to others. Usually reply that's nice we might want to fuck you, not here to marry you

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

People giving out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me thinks it's time to re vamp my profile

And maybe, just maybe drop the Corona

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By *pptopistMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Having read the thread I thing the only thing I can write about in my profile is giraffes. Anything else would piss someone off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unverified profiles

Unverified profiles making demands

No pictures

Lack of clear full body pictures

No private pictures - esp annoying when someone adds you as a friend out of the blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having read the thread I thing the only thing I can write about in my profile is giraffes. Anything else would piss someone off."

Giraffes? Some neck!

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By *oiracpl38Couple
over a year ago

moira ish

We didn’t think anyone read a profile anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that have to much "you must be this" criteria.

Look we know what we want but when it starts crossing over into paragraphs and paragraphs of conditions it reads more like an airplane takeoff checklist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who feel the need to state their profession to others. Usually reply that's nice we might want to fuck you, not here to marry you"

Haha

I bet they’re always ‘professionals’ too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can accommodate ,

So you can accommodate?

Yes, in a hotel between 9 and 5.30, Mon to Fri

Sooo annoying, just say your married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phrases I do not like in profiles but also tickle my humour gland

"Chunky but funky"

"Fuk off pls" This used to be

trending on here

"If you don't like chunky but fucnky you can Jog on"

"Drama free"

"Professional"

"Quality not quantity"

Over obsession with the spelling of their/there. I can't imagine the amount if quality people missed out because if this (no offense to those who preference it)

Not a profile thing but annoying,..

Gay/closet men that keep asking if they can suck you off.. you politely decline saying "you're not gay". And they repeatedly try to tell you it's not gay or bi.

I had a lovely offer tonight, a guy saying i could use his ass how i pleased, it was accompanied a graphic hairy A hole pic

Sorry but that was funny

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

here before veri me if you remember, couples... only guy is meeting.

the big list of do and donts

will not meet bi when they are bi themselves...

I could go on and on... but I know my own profile prob anoys alot adwell

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

I deliberately spell bad now

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By *ubJesseMan
over a year ago

by the sea

The word fun , it’s all across Fab. Much like hope and enjoy on all Facebook posts.

I sound like a grump now , but I think I’d rather hear things like you’re normal and enjoy good conversation and eating out. That’s really attractive to me , which is why the socials are the best place to meet.

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Any pictures with Marmite or Bovril in the background and I'm done with them, no second chances there

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By *ilfeaterMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Couple's profile with no pictures of the male only a glimpse of his dick in her. This ain't blind date

Will fill in later profiles who then turn up on the forums lamenting they aren't knee deep in fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mention of drugs for us"

Yup not a fan of this either

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