FabSwingers.com forum: International Day for older persons

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So today is a celebration day for older people

Sure you might as well say hello to me before I have to go to bed with my Horlicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak up dear, I can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your werthers originals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Better make sure I have some steradent in the glass of water before I take my teeth out

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ah jaysus

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ah jaysus

Careful now RB...you dont want to fall over and break a hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BM what art you doing up at this hour

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"BM what art you doing up at this hour

I do Art on a Monday in the retirement home Fast

Is today monday....I get confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your werthers originals "

(Close up of hands as they put it in your mouth...your also on a train for some reason)

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"BM what art you doing up at this hour

I do Art on a Monday in the retirement home Fast

Is today monday....I get confused "

Now dear just as long as you remember where the bathroom is it doesn't matter what day it is. It can be any day you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BM what art you doing up at this hour

I do Art on a Monday in the retirement home Fast

Is today monday....I get confused "

My arthritis is getting the better of me today

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"BM what art you doing up at this hour

I do Art on a Monday in the retirement home Fast

Is today monday....I get confused

Now dear just as long as you remember where the bathroom is it doesn't matter what day it is. It can be any day you like

Don't tell anyone but I wear pads

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"BM what art you doing up at this hour

I do Art on a Monday in the retirement home Fast

Is today monday....I get confused

Now dear just as long as you remember where the bathroom is it doesn't matter what day it is. It can be any day you like

Don't tell anyone but I wear pads

It will be our secret

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Who are you people and why are you in my telephonic device?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Who are you people and why are you in my telephonic device?

Shush we are just the voices on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very enjoyable how these types of threads on fab tend to be full of messing, and high comedic value .

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's very enjoyable how these types of threads on fab tend to be full of messing, and high comedic value ."

Thats exactly the point in fairness...enough drama and fear in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very enjoyable how these types of threads on fab tend to be full of messing, and high comedic value .

Thats exactly the point in fairness...enough drama and fear in real life "
I have to take viagra to stop me rolling out of bed boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very enjoyable how these types of threads on fab tend to be full of messing, and high comedic value .

Thats exactly the point in fairness...enough drama and fear in real life "

This

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's very enjoyable how these types of threads on fab tend to be full of messing, and high comedic value .

Thats exactly the point in fairness...enough drama and fear in real life I have to take viagra to stop me rolling out of bed boom boom "

I took one...ended up in hospital after I poll vaulted out the window

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Do we get pressies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get pressies

An extra biscuit with the afternoon tea, a plain one, mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very enjoyable how these types of threads on fab tend to be full of messing, and high comedic value .

Thats exactly the point in fairness...enough drama and fear in real life I have to take viagra to stop me rolling out of bed boom boom

I took one...ended up in hospital after I poll vaulted out the window "

And if you had taken 2 you could have gotten back in the window

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Do we get pressies

Cardigans for all

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Do we get pressies

Cardigans for all "

Not what I had in mind BM

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Have you got any lube me fanny's dried up

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Did I miss the party?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you got any lube me fanny's dried up

In this old folks home for the sexually bewildered we use so much the bottles are on the walls like hand sanitizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old I stick a dildo to the wall of the shower. If I fall over at least I have something to land on

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"I'm so old I stick a dildo to the wall of the shower. If I fall over at least I have something to land on

Lol now that's an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I miss the party?

Yes but I’m sure there’s another one on the way soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so old I stick a dildo to the wall of the shower. If I fall over at least I have something to land on

Or help you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why Hardy was in good form

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Did I miss the party?

Yes but I’m sure there’s another one on the way soon

Did I miss the party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why Hardy was in good form

Did he fall over on his dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why Hardy was in good form

Did he fall over on his dildo

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I hope the party finishes early. I'm usually in bed just after the 9oc news. Will there be cake at the party?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I hope the party finishes early. I'm usually in bed just after the 9oc news. Will there be cake at the party?"

Well Mr Kipling does make exceedingly good ones

Nice and soft..not what you'd normally want to hear...but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why Hardy was in good form

No no, pretty sure that's because today is National Potato Day

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I hope the party finishes early. I'm usually in bed just after the 9oc news. Will there be cake at the party?

Well Mr Kipling does make exceedingly good ones

Nice and soft..not what you'd normally want to hear...but needs must "

It needs to be soft. With no hard icing on the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why Hardy was in good form

No no, pretty sure that's because today is National Potato Day"

. He's having a good week so

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'm having thee best week ever

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

If I don’t know if I’m old enough to be in this appreciation day does it mean I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define old? "

Get outta here, you whippersnapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define old?

Get outta here, you whippersnapper"

It was a simple question?

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